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HBO's "Game of Thrones" Marketing Has Gone Nutty

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (16)



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It seems that the kindly folks in the marketing department of HBO have finally run out of footage to splice into yet another trailer, as they’ve moved on to publicity that is verging on the absolutely bizarre. They’re now leveraging odors, scenic views, Russian text, and even the weather in their attempts to really work the viewership into a frenzy.

They mailed a carved wooden box to the Pajiba citadel a couple of weeks ago, a kit which contained a bunch of authentic looking scrolls and handmade glass vials full of various liquids and sealed with wax. Instructions from the Maester’s Path described how to combine the various liquids in order to produce the true scent of the North and of the Dothraki Sea. I half-expected to be disappeared at the airport for trying to smuggle a medieval chemical bomb onto the plane, but they let me through, meaning that either security was lousy, or HBO has people everywhere. Frankly, I’m a bit terrified to be mixing strange chemicals together and then sniffing the result. That never ended well in college, and I don’t see how the promise of smelling authentic grassland would sit well with my allergies.

Next up, they’ve created an online rendering of the top of the Wall that one can navigate in the first person through a browser. You can find that here. Yep, that’s a snowy wall alright, and there seems to be a variety of mini-games embedded in the Flash.

Oh, and I found a new poster for the series online, though I’m not sure exactly how new it is. It looks pretty neat though, although it’s inexplicably half in Russian and half in English. HBO is really hoping to pitch the series to Anglo-Russian bilinguists, which is clearly a huge and untapped market.

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I saved the best for last. They’ve now released a Game of Thrones smart phone app that works like a weather app. Basically, it tells you what the current weather is where you are at, and then it tells you where in the world of Game of Thrones you are at. I hope that the 10 day forecast just says “winter is coming” no matter what.

It really can’t be April soon enough to debut this show. If it gets pushed back even a couple of weeks, there’s no telling what this marketing team will get up to.









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Comments

I simply must get on that mailing list.

Posted by: cinekat at March 22, 2011 10:13 AM

Dammit! Why is that app only for the stupid friggin iPhone?! Why is there no Android version? BAH!

Posted by: KatSings at March 22, 2011 10:22 AM

HBO is really hoping to pitch the series to Anglo-Russian bilinguists, which is clearly a huge and untapped market.

It's like they're marketing this just for me, since the about the only thing I remember from that year of college Russian is the Cyrillic alphabet and I have been pants-wettingly excited about this series since forever.

Posted by: Wednesday at March 22, 2011 10:43 AM

This show could be a stinking pile but after all this build-up it wont matter the fans will love it anyway.

I do wonder about the people that never read the books tho, will they love it?

Posted by: logan at March 22, 2011 10:44 AM

That something called Cyrillic and nowhere near exclusive to russians

Posted by: YesPlease at March 22, 2011 10:46 AM

Wait, there's a Pajiba dome of pleasure, fortress of solitude, citadel?

Posted by: BierveAmbrose at March 22, 2011 11:06 AM

Said poster is actually a fan creation, made by a Russian fan of the series, which explains the Cyrillic. It is, indeed, very neat!

Posted by: Elio M. Garcia, Jr. at March 22, 2011 11:10 AM

Wait, there's a Pajiba dome of pleasure, fortress of solitude, citadel?

Goddamnit, Steven. You swore an oath!

Posted by: TK at March 22, 2011 11:18 AM

Too late TK. I want a tour of the rookery, the entertainment room, the jungle room, the basement, the sub basement, the real basement, the Ryan Renyolds shrine (recently sealed), the Octogon y'all use to decide who reviews Big Momma movies, the secret lair, the waterslide, the armory, the panic room, the zombie storeroom, the room of failed experiments, the replica of every dining room from every sitcom ever, and the scale model of the bathroom where Elvis died.

Posted by: mrcreosote at March 22, 2011 11:29 AM

The Elvis bathroom has been closed for repairs since the koi pond incident in January. Sorry, Mr. C.

But the topiary maze will be at its peak by mid-April. And the armory is always a hit with the kids, so may I suggest a Spring Break package?

Posted by: Wednesday at March 22, 2011 11:50 AM

It's not getting pushed back. They've got this show lined up for a 2-hour premiere on 4/17 and then Treme premieres a week afterwards.

Posted by: Fredo at March 22, 2011 11:53 AM

You send me that box right the fuck now, you hear! I want it.
Now I'm off to get yet another app on my phone.

Posted by: (Not so) Blonde Savant at March 22, 2011 2:22 PM

The citadel definitely needs a bowling alley. He Who Shall Not Be Named can be in charge of the shoes. I'll be the one painting faces on the pins (Michael Bay, Charming Potato, ...)

Posted by: cinekat at March 23, 2011 7:28 AM

Sean Bean's name looks HILARIOUS in my native alphabet.

HILARIOUS.

I will henceforth and forever after refer to him as Shon Been.

Posted by: Nat Kittyface at March 23, 2011 2:51 PM

That's a fan-made poster, bro. FYI.

winter-is-coming.net

Posted by: FaBihoff at April 2, 2011 11:21 PM

This show is going to be huge! It is definitely one of my top favorites. If you enjoyed Game of Thrones, I recommend going to DISHOnline.com to check out some behind the scenes content. I have and work at DISH Network and you can also check out some other shows that may catch your interest.

Posted by: Jesus at April 23, 2011 12:53 AM