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Happy Boobs Make Happy People

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (23)

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I’m not sure what’s going on this week, but the viral video makers have seemingly taken some time off. Depending on what you think of this particular video — for a manufacturer of maternity bras in Belgium (God bless those Europeans) — you’ll either express joy that the viral-video industry took the week off, or you’ll wonder why the hell I’m posting this video.

Honestly, the title caught my attention. And it’s true! Happy Boobs Do Make Happy People. Ask anyone.

(Hat Tip: Rubin S.)

(Note: If you type in Happy Boobs into Google, Salma Hayek comes up. That’s just a happy coincidence, and it is in no way meant to influence the overnight freebie voting.)









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Comments

how have i had boobs for all these years and never gotten my girlfriends together to make our boobs dance in sync.

a life wasted indeed.

Posted by: ella at June 23, 2010 8:37 PM

:-)

Posted by: DeistBrawler at June 23, 2010 8:40 PM

As someone with massive boobs, happy boobs do indeed make happy people!

Posted by: Draya at June 23, 2010 9:19 PM

how have i had boobs for all these years and never gotten my girlfriends together to make our boobs dance in sync.

I don't know, but you should get right on that. This is one of those obscure Olympic events, right? If not, it should be.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at June 23, 2010 9:44 PM

I can't jerk off to this.

Posted by: superasente at June 23, 2010 9:48 PM

I think I have a new love: Belgians.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at June 23, 2010 10:24 PM

My boobs > these boobs.

Posted by: sheshakes at June 23, 2010 11:00 PM

Well, now I know what I'll be doing in front of the mirror later.

Posted by: lainiefig at June 23, 2010 11:22 PM

So they produce more than good beer.

Posted by: Trey_Shacksit at June 24, 2010 1:26 AM

I shall MASTER the art of Boobdancing.
So let it be written!
So let it be DONE!!

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at June 24, 2010 1:36 AM

Superasente... I hate you. Not for beating me to it but rather for putting the image in my head.

Posted by: Lennon at June 24, 2010 2:55 AM

Belgium is pretty screwed up right now and may actually fall apart, but I'll be damned if this clip didn't re-ignite my patriotic pride. Belgium fucking rules.

Posted by: Thijs at June 24, 2010 3:49 AM

Why do you think we kicked out the Puritans all those years ago? Religion? Politics? Nay.
For topless beaches and boobie boogying, obviously.
Silly Americans.
Happy boobs are for Europeans.

Posted by: cinekat at June 24, 2010 3:51 AM

I really wish I had boobs now. Problem is, I wouldn't be able to leave them alone...

Posted by: Uriah Creep at June 24, 2010 5:51 AM

Am I the only one disturbed by Boobs-n-BURPS?

Posted by: BWeaves at June 24, 2010 8:47 AM

Remember Pajiba Rule 672.45, sheshakes: Pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at June 24, 2010 9:32 AM

I don't understand what superasente means by he can't jerk off to this. I can. Especially to the lady with the dimples that makes the cute faces.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at June 24, 2010 10:37 AM

the lady with the dimples that makes the cute faces

The one in the grey t-shirt.
Yeah, she makes the whole video.

Posted by: Rykker at June 24, 2010 10:44 AM

Watch out for Belgian boobs...can lead to unintended passionate response and heartbreak later...been there.

Posted by: rafael bolero at June 24, 2010 11:26 AM

I can't jerk off to this.

Posted by: superasente at June 23, 2010 9:48 PM


Can't? or won't?

Are you an AmeriCAN or an AmeriCAN'T? It is your duty as an American male to oggle these boobs and jerk off to them.

Now, I'll be in my (j)unk.

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at June 24, 2010 1:06 PM

Oh, for fuck's sake! Does this woman even have an existence outside of her purchase? I'm getting so tired of this dame.

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at June 24, 2010 7:58 PM

Mama, it may have been a "purchase", but it was the fucking Louisiana Purchase up boob jobs.

So take some Hater-Be-Gone and don't get in the way of me and the Chichis Magnificos.

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at June 24, 2010 10:40 PM

Some of us come by our 41-26-40s honestly, and still manage to have a life outside of our measurements. It's called, 'brain'. It's new, but it's good.

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at June 26, 2010 3:05 AM