Burn Them All: Hansel and Gretel Trailer
Have you ever had actual gingerbread? It's an abomination against all things edible. I'd say it comes as no surprise that witches live in houses constructed of such a terrible excuse for confectionary. And no, it doesn't even have the redeeming property of making good walls for an edible house. The walls sag, get soggy. No, there are only two proper structural elements for such a house: fudge cut into blocks and used as bricks, or chocolate chip cookies baked into thick sheets. Oh, there's a movie trailer too.
No that is a fantastically fun trailer. It doesn't just have the swagger and action, so much as manages to hint at actual plot without giving away the entire shebang. Plus there are little touches scattered throughout. The medieval milk bottles with children's faces? Brilliant.
It feels like a latter day Army of Darkness, and might just wash the taste of Solomon Kane and Van Helsing out of our gingerbread scorched throats.
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Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
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