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Will Smith To Get Called An A-Hole One More Time

By TK | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (21)



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Ah, more sequel news. I know, it makes me swoon too. Either that, or it makes me nauseous. I get those two confused sometimes.

Anyway, director Peter Berg and Will Aw-Hell-Naw Smith are going to get back together for Hancock 2, the sequel to the 2008 blockbuster that had vast potential, but ultimately staggered, then crumbled, under its own weight. Columbia Pictures has retained scribes Adam Fierro and Glen Mazzara to write the script.

My only hope is that they can fix the massive flaws that ruined the first one. Personally, I thought that Hancock was actually quite good in parts. Smith, while not terribly popular in the Pajibaverse, is damn charismatic, and played the flawed, jaded, dickhead superhero part perfectly for the first act. The effects were impressive, and of course it’s hard to go wrong with Jason Bateman. However, once they started delving into the whole mythology behind Hancock’s origins (which, with only cursory examination, was revealed to make absolutely no sense) and involving Charlize Theron (who, while at times a fine actress, was kind of horrible), the movie just went splat like a horse falling off a bridge. Big, ugly, messy.

The lack of a decent villain didn’t help things either — the idea that a handless, jackass convict could beat him up simply because he was in the vicinity of Theron was painful to watch. According to Sci-Fi Wire, Berg has said that, “there might be another god out there.” While I’m not thrilled at the concept, it’s ultimately the only idea that would work — barring an alien invasion or some shit. But the concept of a comic book movie not actually based on a comic book was an excellent one, so it’s of course ripe for sequelizing.

Berg’s a capable director when given the right material, but the script for Hancock is what eventually did it in. But then again, it made $600 million, so what the hell do I know.

Just make sure you bring back Bateman.









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Comments

*crosses fingers*

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2009 10:47 AM

I hearby swear to Godtopus to NOT PISS OFF EVERYONE when this comes out. Though I will say that having enjoyed the first one, despite its flaws, I am looking forward to this. Maybe now with the foundations in place, how ever shaky, they can build something really great out of it.
Maybe

Posted by: Nadine at August 25, 2009 10:50 AM

I agree, Hancock had a lot of wasted potential. But I was glad to see Eddie Marsan in another jerky role. My guess is that the other "god" is probably the villian in the sequel.

Hancock will hook up some girl (not Charlize, of course) and has a superbaby of his own, thus continuing the legacy/franchise. And there's your plot.

Posted by: Brie at August 25, 2009 10:54 AM

But... but... the whole appeal was that he was a total asshole and then there was the whole redemption thing and blah blah blah. Movie over. If he starts out as a good dude then it's just Will Smith playing a nice guy. What would be the point?

Posted by: TSF at August 25, 2009 10:58 AM

"You know what? Somebody should sue you."

"You know what? You should sue McDonalds, cuz they....fucked you up!"

Posted by: PissBoy at August 25, 2009 10:58 AM

Hancock will hook up some girl (not Charlize, of course) and has a superbaby of his own, thus continuing the legacy/franchise. And there's your plot.

Oh Godtopus. What if Hancock previously knocked someone else up, and his illegitimate child comes back into the picture, thereby giving Will Smith a chance to cast one of his real kids again? DAMN YOU FRESH PRINCE!

Posted by: branded at August 25, 2009 11:05 AM

(sigh) I suppose this is an opportunity not to fuck up the film after about 40 minutes.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at August 25, 2009 11:06 AM

The flashing ad at the side of the screen just gave me a seizure. Ok...not really...but it could have.

As for the movie, ummmmm, yeah. I got nothing.

Posted by: Deistbrawler at August 25, 2009 11:10 AM

I really enjoyed the first one, stupid third act and all. Will Smith kind of rocks my ass...I always find him entertaining in movies.

Posted by: Julie at August 25, 2009 11:17 AM

Hancock will hook up some girl (not Charlize, of course) and has a superbaby of his own, thus continuing the legacy/franchise. And there's your plot.

Not to be the stater of the obvious here...but Hancock's nut would blast through anyone who ISN'T Charlize Theron and turn her head into some kind of super-sperm ejecting Pez dispenser...or if he had her bent over a table, he's blow a hole through her back.

Because they weaken eachother's powers when in close proximity, the only way Hancock could have a kid would be if he nailed Charlize. Or...if she came along and had a threesome with him while he laid the pipe to someone else. She wouldn't have to participate, really. She could just sit on the couch in the corner with her legs draped over the arm rest rubbin one out and taking pics. Or she could totally join in and they could run a train. That part of the plot would have to be left up to the writing team. Hopefully good taste will prevail and we'll get some good soft focus stuff like in a late-night Lorenzo Lamas movie. I can consult if needs be.

Posted by: PissBoy at August 25, 2009 11:21 AM

Thank you, Mr. Piss.

Posted by: Jay at August 25, 2009 11:32 AM

Don't mention it. I'm here to help. I'm a man of the people.

Posted by: PissBoy at August 25, 2009 11:34 AM

"She could just sit on the couch in the corner with her legs draped over the arm rest rubbin one out and taking pics. Or she could totally join in and they could run a train."

Hollywood ain't gonna do this, but it sure as hell would make sense for Handcock, the inevitable porn depiction, which I'm already on the waiting list for. Because that's what I do to pass the time between today and my final dirt nap.

Posted by: Skitz at August 25, 2009 11:46 AM

PissBoy is the poet laureate of potential dirty movies. I have not forgiven you for what you did to the Care Bears, my friend.

Posted by: Julie at August 25, 2009 11:51 AM

I CAN'T WAIT!!!...


Will we get: "AW HELLL NAW" Smith, or "Unshaven, constipated really concentrated I'm really SERIOUSLY actressin' Smith?

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 25, 2009 12:52 PM

Thought Hancock had its charms and I like Berg as a director... but if the third god is a precocious kid, I'm out.

Posted by: Eep at August 25, 2009 2:15 PM

What we're actually going to get B-Slim is a really bad movie. The only scene I enjoyed from the original was the jail yard where he shoves dude's head up the other dude's ass. I so badly wish I could do that to people that anger me. You know who you are...

Posted by: Xtreme at August 25, 2009 2:44 PM

I tried watching Hancock through Netflix's instant watch. I only made it to the part when he's in prison and finally decides to be a "good guy". Then I realized there were more constructive and entertaining ways to waste my time.

Posted by: henchman for hire at August 25, 2009 3:34 PM

Hancock was like the first half of a really good movie hammered onto the second half of the a rather terrible one. Still, I do enjoy Will Smith even in terrible movies, so I'll probably see this regardless (plus I just tend to see all the big movies anyway).

Posted by: Chugga at August 25, 2009 6:31 PM

Before even attempting to make another Hancock, Berg and the writers need to have a serious sit down and figure out what kind of movie they want to make. Serious, gritty superhero action? Broad slapstick comedy? Redemption dramedy? What killed the first one was the ridiculous inconsistency of tone.

Also being really retarded. But the inconsistent tone didn't help.

Posted by: Daniel Hall at August 25, 2009 7:50 PM

I don't give a fuck what the movie's about as long as D.J. Jazzy Jeff get to play the sidekick.

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