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Guns And Swords And Really Bad Hair: Devil May Cry Coming To The Big Screen

By TK | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (14)



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It seems like Hollywood’s neverending quest to make a good adaptation of a video game continues, and sadly, I don’t think this is going to be the one to break the mold. Although for the record (as I’ve said before), I still believe that the first Resident Evil movie is not only the best of that sad heap of celluloid, but also a generally good movie — and based on a very good game. Capcom’s (the company that created Resident Evil, incidentally) hyper-violent, stylistic Devil May Cry is the next test subject.

I remember playing the first Devil May Cry, and enjoying the hell out of it. It’s a seamless, well-executed action game featuring a half-demon protagonist, Dante, who is equally adept with swords and guns, and who rampages through a mystical world filled will all manner of weird-as-hell monsters. It’s spawned a few sequels, though it seems like they get weaker with each successive effort. But still, Devil May Cry was a hell of a game.

The problem is, in its current incarnation, it’d be an absolutely terrible movie. The writing in the game was shit, and the lead character, Dante, was simply annoying. Capcom wanted a brash, arrogant, rockstar prettyboy as their lead, and they got that… except that he was also kind of a jackass. And the stylized action, while well-suited for a video game, simply wouldn’t translate particularly well to the big screen.

This is one of the few instances where, if an adaptation was going to happen, I’d want to see them do some substantial reworking of the story, if only to make the main character less of an insufferable ass. Oddly, Resident Evil deviated substantially from the game — Milla Jovovich’s Alice was created entirely for the movie — and it worked, for the most part (until the increasingly godawful sequels, anyway).

In any event, Screen Gems, who are behind the Resident Evil franchise, is moving forward with Devil May Cry, with Kyle Ward (the still unmade Kane & Lynch adaptation) on board to write the screenplay. Here’s the trailer for the first game, if you’re curious:

Man, there was some brutal dialogue in those games.

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Comments

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You want to know why video game movies fail at the big screen? Because they pick games like Devil May Cry and Resident Evil to adapt. Don't get me wrong. They are fun games. But what makes them so much fun can't be translated into a movie without also taking half of the batshit insane ideas that turn mainstream audiences off.

Posted by: Fredo at March 2, 2011 1:37 AM

I lost my ability to smile. Just like when I lost my car keys in the couch. Gone. Forever. Darkness.

Posted by: Max Payne at March 2, 2011 3:20 AM

Every now and then I'll be playing Resident Evil 4 or 5, and think to myself, "they should make a movie based on this." The films are so skullfuckingly awful my brain simply can't correlate them with the games I love so much.

Between Leon Kennedy and Chris Redfield, they should be able to get at least one good film out of the franchise.

Posted by: Markus at March 2, 2011 5:39 AM

They'll cast Alexander Skarsgard as Dante/Virgil and it'll probably be a huge financial success ... oh wait, they'll cast Mark Wahlberg again won't they!

Posted by: Murderbot at March 2, 2011 5:52 AM

This probably has something to do with the fact that Dante is in Marvel vs. Capcom 3, and his popularity has soared. Not too mention hes easily the most overpowered/easiest character to use in the game. You want to win all the online battles? Use Dante, Wesker, and Iron Man.

Posted by: Illuminatus at March 2, 2011 7:54 AM

I thought DMC 3 was a pretty damn good game. DMC 2, not so much; Dante was awfully quiet in that game and it was boring as hell. If they keep the character's attitude but tone down the bad one-liners, this could be alright.

Posted by: Sean at March 2, 2011 8:14 AM

Since they'll be casting Jared Leto as Dante, this should appeal to the emo in all of us.

Posted by: admin at March 2, 2011 8:53 AM

@ Illuminatus, couldn't agree more, save Sentinel instead of Iron Man.

How dare you say that the best video game movie is the atrocious resident evil?!interrobang OBVIOUSLY its the Bob Hoskins' Mario Bros vehicle.
Dennis Hopper is Bowser!
FIRE FLOWERS ARE FOR FOR PUSSIES. PABST! BLUE RIBBON

Posted by: Barbaric Yawp at March 2, 2011 8:59 AM

The first Mortal Kombat movie has its own special charm and I really enjoyed Silent Hill(probably because I never played the game).

Posted by: Adam C. at March 2, 2011 9:07 AM

I'd dispute that the Resident Evil sequels were "increasingly" awful... if only because the second movie was so, so goddamn bad that the rest of them had nowhere to go but up.

Posted by: Todd at March 2, 2011 9:53 AM

@AdamC:

Silent Hill: the Movie is to Silent Hill 2 as:

A child's finger-painting is to Van Gogh
The last airbender is to the original show
Kevin James is to Chris Farley
Late Eddie Murphy is to early Eddie Murphy
internet porn is to your mom

All Pajibans need to play Silent Hill 2 if they wish to argue whether video games are an expressive medium for adult, poignant themes.

Posted by: Barbaric Yawp at March 2, 2011 9:59 AM

judging by the size of that sword the dude is waaay over compensating....

Posted by: logan at March 2, 2011 11:17 AM

Fuck. This. Shit.

DMC was an integral part of my youth. When I was in year 10 and doing my school certificate, I'd reward half an hour of study with an hour of DMC and the day my exams finished I clocked it.

The fuckheads who make these movies never ever take the emotional attachment gamers have to games. This whole thing makes me sad and if they do anything to the ultra-sexiness of my Dante, I'll kill everyone!

Posted by: Joyeater at March 2, 2011 5:46 PM

I still remember how terribly Dante's VA delivered the line "I wanted to be the one to fill your dark soul with light!" Wow, i never realized how stupid the line was until writing it just now, the way he wails it like a constipated lemur SO overshadows the awful writing.

Posted by: MikeyLikesIt at March 3, 2011 8:51 AM