Gretchen, Quit Trying To Make Aquaman Happen!: New Justice League Rumors
Another day, another round of rumors concerning the Justice League movie. I can't decide if the studio is so worried about quality that they keep leaking interest-grabbing drivel or if people are excited and can't stop the conjecture. Either way, today we have some alleged character information and possible cameos. Spoiler? Nah. Well, maybe? Nah.
Keep in mind that there is no director for the film as of yet, which makes the idea of this first morsel a bit dubious. Supposedly, Superman will be the same as he will be in Zack Snyder's upcoming Man of Steel. Snyder making sure his character stays true to his vision isn't something I would count on until there is actually someone at the helm of JL. Lois Lane as a cameo is rumored as well.
Batman is described as, well, Batman. He thinks the JL is too powerful and he thinks they smell like dog buns. Alfred is mentioned as a cameo in the movie. I bet he convinces Batman that the JL needs him to keep their power in check.
Wonder Woman is described like Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer. She's just an Amazon, unfamiliar with the world of man! Sometimes the honking horns of our traffic make her want to get out of her BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever.. and she hasn't been around Earth for long. Wonder Woman gets the additional rumor of a movie taking place before JL. Her boobs will make a cameo. Kidding! They're featured players!
Green Lantern is supposedly the same Hal Jordon, but different. Uh, 'kay. I swear, if Ryan Reynolds attaches himself to this movie and not Deadpool....Anyway, Flash, Martian Manhunter, and Aquaman are supposed to appear in JL as well. Aquaman is rumored to have a key role in the film, so I guess dolphins assist the heroes?
What do you think? Does any of this sound good? Is it all bullsh*t?
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