Great News: Your Super Bowl Halftime Performer Next Year Is Younger than 50
In fact, she's only 31. She's still relevant, and even people who cannot abide by her will concede that she puts on a hell of a show. According to the Associated Press, Beyoncé will be announced as the Super Bowl halftime show performer on Wednesday.
Also, there is nothing more mesmerizing than a Beyoncé GIF.
I cannot wait for the "put a ring on it" puns that will invariably come out of this news.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)