Great News: Your Super Bowl Halftime Performer Next Year Is Younger than 50
In fact, she's only 31. She's still relevant, and even people who cannot abide by her will concede that she puts on a hell of a show. According to the Associated Press, Beyoncé will be announced as the Super Bowl halftime show performer on Wednesday.
Also, there is nothing more mesmerizing than a Beyoncé GIF.
I cannot wait for the "put a ring on it" puns that will invariably come out of this news.