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Posted by: replica at June 22, 2010 11:13 AM
Sorry, but I want Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Posted by: madclawmannn at June 22, 2010 11:17 AM
Imagine the Jheri Curl budget!
Posted by: Mrs. Julien at June 22, 2010 11:19 AM
This movie pisses me off so much because I loooove the first two Conans (even the second, as campy as it was). I think the dudes at filmdrunk were pretty much on spot when they said
"this remake comes from Marcus Nispel, director of Pathfinder and a Friday the 13th remake, and the guys who wrote Sahara. Star Jason Momoa was previously in Baywatch: Hawaii, Stargate Atlantis...Long story short, I don’t know why anyone’s treating this movie like it’s a real movie and not just some bargain-bin, direct-to-DVD throwaway. The studio sure isn’t. Hmm, who should we get to replace one of the most iconic movie stars of the 20th century? Oh I know, we’ll get a Hawaiian model from a Baywatch spinoff. Problem solved"
Seriously, what the fuck, i hate everyone.
Posted by: jack at June 22, 2010 11:22 AM
did they put a plate in his forehead?
Posted by: idleprimate at June 22, 2010 11:26 AM
Wow, with that forehead, I'll bet he NEVER gets rain in his eyes.
Posted by: Drake at June 22, 2010 11:27 AM
Crom! Is that supposed to make a wench's thighs quiver?
Comment of the week!
Posted by: Captain Splendid at June 22, 2010 11:33 AM
Who's the god of Aqua Net?
Posted by: admin at June 22, 2010 11:35 AM
He looks like he could use some Pantene, not like he has some.
(Still kinda hot though.)
Posted by: MM at June 22, 2010 11:47 AM
I think his forehead is attempting to escape.
Grace Jones would fuck this mother up.
Posted by: D-Day at June 22, 2010 11:52 AM
This reminds me of the mockage that surrounded Pitt's look in Troy: "Hi, I'm Achilles for Garnier Fructis!"
Posted by: Ranylt at June 22, 2010 11:56 AM
Conan the Klingon!
Posted by: Kballs at June 22, 2010 12:01 PM
Wuss. Mega wuss compared to Arnold. $50 says instead of punching a camel and calling women sluts, he's gonna hold a tiny kitty and sing Roxette's "It Must Have Been Love."
Posted by: Julie at June 22, 2010 12:03 PM
Ranylt's Achilles sent coffee out my nose
Posted by: idleprimate at June 22, 2010 12:04 PM
Kballs - you read my mind.
Posted by: FyreHaar at June 22, 2010 12:16 PM
Idle, I wish I could take credit for that. I wish even more I could remember which critic made the Fructis quip when Troy came out...
Posted by: Ranylt at June 22, 2010 12:46 PM
Why isn't someone saving The Rock from Disney/family-flick hell by forcing him into the role of Conan?
Posted by: Fredo at June 22, 2010 12:48 PM
Actually, I love this dude on Stargate: Atlantis. He's super-yummy with dreads and a bit o' facial hair. Shameful, I know.
Posted by: Laura at June 22, 2010 12:48 PM
There are three good things in life: To crush your split ends, to condition the roots, to hear the compliments of the women.
Posted by: Tracer Bullet at June 22, 2010 12:52 PM
I don't think The Rock can pull off heterosexual well enough to play Conan, though neither can Mr. Forehead.
Posted by: idleprimate at June 22, 2010 12:57 PM
Tracer Bullet: spot fucking on!
Posted by: Ranylt at June 22, 2010 1:02 PM
Too fuckin' right, Tracer.
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Posted by: miller at June 22, 2010 2:04 PM
No bowl cut?
Epic fail.
Posted by: Todd at June 22, 2010 2:13 PM
"There are three good things in life: To crush your split ends, to condition the roots, to hear the compliments of the women".
BWAH HAH HAH! Take this comment and wash, rinse and repeat.
Posted by: kootenay girl at June 22, 2010 2:50 PM
I'll be honest, Jason Momoa could make a career of kicking puppies the length of football fields, one at a time in a succession of furry, adorable tragedy, while rocking a lethal combination of mullet and jerry curl...and I would still clean him with my tongue.
MY TONGUE
Posted by: Nadine at June 22, 2010 3:01 PM
new Conan (whose name I refuse to remember) is to Arnold what Lindsay Lohan is to Linda Lovelace (or Meryl Streep, depending on the role).
Posted by: JuiceinLA at June 22, 2010 3:11 PM
Nope.
I'm gonna put on the Pajiba-proof vest here and say I really like this Jason Momoa guy. Yes, I only know him from SG:Atlantis, but he does it for me.
He has a physical grace and lithe intelligence that raises him above the Schwarzenegger style slobbering hominid.
Who says Conan, just because he's a Barbarian, has to be a stupid one?
Nope. I'm gonna stand in the firing line for this one.
And if it sucks, so be it. And if it's just a guilty pleasure for me, so be it too.
But if I'm right, boy am I gonna strut.
Posted by: Odnon at June 22, 2010 4:15 PM
Shouldn't Conan be big and muscular and you know.... LOOK LIKE A FUCKING BARBARIAN?!
Posted by: logan at June 22, 2010 4:27 PM
Odnon I'm with you, I think this film will be slammed but unfairly so. Momoa is a brilliant, smart, emotional actor and he's going to bring layers to Conan. LAYERS
Posted by: Nadine at June 22, 2010 4:47 PM
I actually liked forehead man in stargate atlantis, but i still can't see him as conan, unless this is the version, as drawn through the same lense as xena or hercules from raimi's company. and who want's that?
where's the lamentation of the women in that?
I'll stick with camel punches and incoherent austrian "ghaaaaah"'s
Posted by: idleprimate at June 22, 2010 5:46 PM
I dunno...I think the dude's hot. Yes, I said it! He was the only reason I occasionally watched a few episodes of Stargate: Atlantis.
Posted by: Four Eyes at June 22, 2010 6:49 PM
"Lithe intelligence"
Yes, yes, I yearn for a more cerebral Conan.
Kills me.
Posted by: WaterSpots at June 22, 2010 7:00 PM
Sorry, but I want Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Never thought i'd say this, but i second that.
Posted by: Arthur Dent at June 22, 2010 7:26 PM
Yes. Lithe intelligence. I said it.
This guy will kill you with his mind!
Posted by: Odnon at June 22, 2010 8:25 PM
Two people refrenced jheri curl. Apparently niether of the retards know what that is but at least one spelled it correctly. Mrs. Julien/Nadine= morons
Posted by: Jack Random at June 22, 2010 8:28 PM
Jack, I didn't say his hair in this picture is a jerry (how ever the fuck you spell it) curl.
I know full well what a jerry curl is.
What I said was that if Momoa was sporting one I wouldn't give a shit because he's hot as unholy hell.
Jack Random= douchebag troll
Posted by: Nadine at June 23, 2010 4:37 AM
Crom! Is that supposed to make a wench's thighs quiver?