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Posted by: BWeaves at July 24, 2010 2:22 PM
Nipple belts are ALWAYS in, just like the little black dress.
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 24, 2010 2:45 PM
What about cock-rings?
Posted by: Pookie at July 24, 2010 3:09 PM
Pookie, with your balls, I was wondering if you could find one that fit? (that's a joke, sir)
Posted by: abliac at July 24, 2010 3:14 PM
Well, cock-rings are timeless but, like Daisy Dukes not everyone can pull them off.
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 24, 2010 3:30 PM
Lets put it this way abliac, I have to walk around with a bra for my balls.
Posted by: Pookie at July 24, 2010 3:54 PM
I'm outta my league here, so I'm not going to try to keep up-
but a Slim/Pookie online talk show would re-define the word "awesome." Get an agent, a good computer geek to build the site, and the right PR man, and just wait for the offers to start pouring in (better get a secretary to handle that, too).
And don't forget, I knew you guys 'when'...
Posted by: abliac at July 24, 2010 4:49 PM
Well, cock-rings are timeless but, like Daisy Dukes not everyone can pull them off.
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 24, 2010 3:30 PM
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Yeah, I wear an XXXXXL ring but sometimes I still need the KY to get it off. It's SUPPOSED to go around your skull, right?
Posted by: , at July 24, 2010 5:13 PM
Ok, I hate to risk any potential Pajiba cred with a dumb question, but who's the chick in the blue? I'm sorry, but I just cant place her.
Posted by: Dave at July 24, 2010 5:38 PM
Well, Dave, from the width of her commodious hips I'm pretty sure we are looking at one Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Them's birthing hips.
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 24, 2010 5:47 PM
Well, I thought about that but the hair seemed totally the wrong color.
Yes, I based it on the hair, which was obviously the wrong choice.
Wonder what she'd look like as a blonde? Because she's looking a lot like Power Girl around the boob-section.
Posted by: Dave at July 24, 2010 5:57 PM
Can she pull off blonde? I can't remember if she went blonde for the flick she did with Sigourney Weaver some years back. Nice looking gal even if she's a total nutjob (by some accounts).
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 24, 2010 6:08 PM
Y'know, I don't care what character she plays, or even if she can act, which from what I've seen is questionable. That's a damn hot picture, and she should be in a comic movie. Just not Wonder Woman.
Posted by: Dave at July 24, 2010 6:45 PM
Her name!!?? Dave, her name is hey you. In my book a lady has to earn my affection.
Posted by: Pookie at July 24, 2010 6:49 PM
Hey you! is her name THE FUCK YOU DOIN? her nickname.
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 24, 2010 7:01 PM
That is one of the worst Photoshops I've ever seen.
Posted by: Abe Froman at July 24, 2010 7:04 PM
Hey Dave, don’t come here messin’ up what it took Slim and I months to build. Just follow our lead and you’ll be alright. And for heaven’s sakes don’t ask them their names, it just confuses them.
Posted by: Pookie at July 24, 2010 9:19 PM
In all seriousness, I'd like to use this opportunity to clarify some misconceptions. I respect Oksana, but she is a golddigger and has doctored those audio tapes, moving and mixing words, to make me sound bad in front of my many fans. For example, she claims I said: "OK? I'll burn the goddamn house down, but blow me first!" In fact, what I said is "I'll house a burn unit [in my own premises, as a humanitarian gesture], but you have to hold me first [because burn victims frighten me]". For anyone who wants the truth, I have accurate fabrications transcripts for all the tapes. I look forward to your support when jury selection begins. Thank you and go see "The Beaver", because the bitch poor Oksana has drained me of money.
Posted by: Mel Gibson at July 24, 2010 11:14 PM
What in the Hello Kitty went into that photoshop abomination up there?
And Mel? I totally want to beat you with a shovel until only tiny, pulpy pieces remain believe you.
Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at July 25, 2010 1:46 PM
is that really JLH? the face looks all wrong
Posted by: courtney at July 25, 2010 11:41 PM
There is obviously a lot to know about it. I think above are good points. What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? Frosted Flakes.
Posted by: Claudia Idea at August 16, 2010 6:54 PM
I didn't know nipple belts were in this year.