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Godtopus's Angry Cousin HIts Town

By Cindy Davis | Trade News | July 16, 2010 | Comments ()

By Cindy Davis | Trade News | July 16, 2010 |


thumbs...and you need a distraction until the day passes by and you can plop your ass in a noisy, dirty, overcrowded, overexcited theater to watch your own mind get frakked. What to do, what to do? I'll tell you what to do -- watch this trailer again and again and again. Godtopus's chromosomally damaged angry cousin is in town and he's pissed. While I can't condone the music, I can certainly give a big tentacle (or two) up for this AWESOME trailer. (Yes, I said awesome, against all reason and I have no explanation whatsoever.)

It seems the Navy tracked down Eric Roberts to create a killing machine and what else would come to his mind but a vicious hybrid of shark and octopus? A creature that doesn't even need to wait for the victim to hit the water - it can drag a victim from the beach. Sharktopus jumps, he snares with his tentacles and shreds with his teeth...he growls! I love him. And here he is in all his angry, growling glory, Sharktopus!

Thank you Roger Corman.



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