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Glenn Beck Wants To Be A Cartoon? Huh. I Thought He Already Was.

By Rob Payne | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (88)



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When Glenn Beck was unceremoniously shitcanned quit departed Fox News earlier this year, thanks in no small part to viewers like you who signed petitions and loudly balled up your fists while he said ever more stupid things (oh, and because advertisers were abandoning him in droves), the ultra-conservative talk show host immediately began his Internet empire with GBTV. I’m fairly certain that stands for Glenn Beck Television, or Glenn Beck TV, but since it isn’t actually on TV, I guess the company only goes by the initials for its website? Not that I’m one to judge, as Beck gets over 230,000 subscribers to watch his “network’s” original programming, which mainly includes radio shows/podcasts that are also being recorded videographically.

Now that he has sadly proven himself to be a viable market all on his own, Beck wants to make his very own animated series. Roger Ailes’ former golden child is currently partnered with Icebox, an independent production house founded by former and current TV writers John Collier (“The Simpsons,” “King of the Hill”) and Horward Gordon (“24,” “Homeland”), so he’s in fairly good hands to make something halfway decent. At least, in terms of production value and professionalism. According to THR, the newly formed partnership is still “brainstorming” ideas and haven’t settled on a premise, though a version of “American Dad” with a Teabag Party slant would surely be the most obvious (and therefore most likely) route.

This could end be a bit of redundant programming, however, even though no one involved seems to realize it. Has anyone asked the question of, Why does Glenn Beck, of all people, need a cartoon, even if only as a web series that preaches to his apocalyptic choir? Aren’t his absurd and cynical real life antics already cartoonish enough, and won’t an actual cartoon dilute the pathetic desperation of his message? Oh, right. I guess that’s the point. After all, a talking elephant that openly wonders if President Obama really does hate white people is too adorable to be offensive.

Seriously, Glenn Beck is an evil genius.

Rob Payne also writes the indie comic The Unstoppable Force and tweets on the Twitter @RobOfWar. He really hates that man.









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Comments

Since I'm one of the people who signed those petitions, let me clarify what I believe is a very important issue. I did not sign any petition against what Beck was saying: I believe very strongly in the right to free speech. I signed petitions to let advertisers know that I did not appreciate their aligning themselves with his messaging by advertising during his air time and therefore would boycott their products. This is important because it's essential to allow people have their say, but it's also essential to allow people/advertisers know that if they support such a position there will be consequences.

Posted by: PaddyDog at November 16, 2011 11:36 AM

I met Jonathan Collier and I hope to whatever benevolent being there might be that he would not get himself involved in this bile. He's an awesome guy and as much I;d understand if he was contracted and need the gig but that would be a blow.

Posted by: yocean at November 16, 2011 12:07 PM

He's neither evil nor a genius. He's just a half-bright former shock radio DJ and former cocaine user who discovered that you can get fame and fortune by acting like Howard Beale. By shamelessly playing to the lowest common denominator and the worst impulses therein, he's made piles of money.

I recall one bit on Fox where he brandished a chain saw over a box containing a rabbit, and another where he "jokingly" faked dousing an intern with gasoline and threatening to set him alight.

P.T. Barnum would have hired him in a second.

Posted by: The Wanderer at November 16, 2011 12:33 PM

Good article except for one thing. The term "shitcanned" usually refers to being fired, terminated, let go, kicked out. Glenn Beck QUIT Fox to do his "own thing"
Otherwise, like I said - good article. Stay accurate so you will be creditable and not like the stuff you hear from Glenn Beck and others.
Thanks,
pb


(I suppose it depends on which news outlets you read as to whether Beck was "fired" from or "quit" Fox News. According to Ailes himself, he doesn't care which one people go with: "Half of the headlines say he's been canceled. The other half say he quit. We're pretty happy with both of them." But I take your point. Thanks. Fixed! -RobP)

Posted by: Paula at November 16, 2011 12:34 PM

I understand, PaddyDog. You support free speech but in enrages you when someone you disagree with exercises free speech. You signed one of the petitions that got Beck off Fox, not because of the things he was saying, but because of his "messaging," which is very different from the things he was saying. It's important to let people have their say, but it's also important that opinions you disagree with not be aired on network television.

Posted by: John at November 16, 2011 12:35 PM

OH GOD I just realized the real reason why I can't stand my coworker: He looks like Glenn Beck. It was there the whole time, swelling beneath the surface of cognizance.

Posted by: the new transported man at November 16, 2011 12:36 PM

Yes God forbid we listen to Beck and start living within our means and being prepared for tough times. We definitely never should have listened to him when he suggested we buy gold (back when it was $700 to $800 an ounce) and it was just silly for him to suggest that revolution would start to sweep through the Middle East, that Europe would collapse and take our economy with it.

Much better we listen to libtard clowns, whose sole purpose in life is to collect some free government cheese.

Posted by: Joe at November 16, 2011 12:49 PM

I wish u liberals would stfu and get over it.

Posted by: Daniel at November 16, 2011 12:51 PM

Im still with u Glen,This article is the bigest piece o crap i have ever read. This writer (should) be writing for a much much younger audience, like preschool kids, oh wait, sorry i forgot u liberals arent as smart as preschoolers or as mature

Posted by: Daniel at November 16, 2011 12:58 PM

Why would you put up a picture of a pimple on a post about Glenn Beck. Oh, wait, I get it, it's because he's like one of those huge suckers we used to get back in adolescence; shiny and greasy and full of pus. I'm resisting the urge to reach over and pop it.

Oh crap, that's actually a picture of Glenn Beck? I guess even zits can be stars on cable television.

Posted by: Lipton at November 16, 2011 1:07 PM

At first I thought "Huh, a cartoon," like a political cartoon to run in newspapers, like Doonesbury, only with infinitely more DOUCHE, Then I remembered, the Right won't read. Silly me.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 16, 2011 1:23 PM

Dumass rednecks can't even spell shit write. Shutthefuckup.

Posted by: The_wakeful at November 16, 2011 1:27 PM

Unbiased journalism. What a concept

Posted by: Dan at November 16, 2011 1:31 PM

Oh! Can it be Claymation! Glenn Beck would make the best Claymation, he'd look like if Wayne Rooney had a kid with one of the California Raisins. He looks like that already, so it would be pretty easy to model.

Posted by: Nadine at November 16, 2011 1:32 PM

u liberals arent as smart

Orly?

listened to him when he suggested we buy gold

OF course he said to buy gold. He was sponsored by Goldline. Go ahead and Google Glenn Beck and Goldline and tell me what was great advice about that. Yes, gold was a smart thing to invest in but your little buddy was shilling for a scam operation that didn't actually involve investing in gold stock.

Posted by: Paultera at November 16, 2011 1:37 PM

Anyone dumb enough to say the things Glenn Beck says could never figure out that they're a living cartoon. This is the motherfucker who was too crazy for FOX News, I didn't even know it was possible to get the boot from the people who front Sean Hannity a paycheck.

Posted by: Devil Child at November 16, 2011 1:37 PM

Personally I could take or leave Glenn Beck, but what I would like to see more of is quality independently produced animation. If projects like this and Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along-Blog (I know it isn't animated but it was independent) become more successful we could get more like the latter which would be good.

Posted by: ThatGuyJerry at November 16, 2011 1:38 PM

See, my first thought was that he'd go for a saturday morning cartoon. I had images of Beck and Trump running around solving mysteries in an 80's-style van, and the bad guy in the mask would always turn out to be the "liberal media." How great would it be, though, if it turned out that Beck was Wyle E. Coyote and Jon Stewart was the Roadrunner?

Posted by: McSquish at November 16, 2011 1:42 PM

OF course he said to buy gold. He was sponsored by Goldline. Go ahead and Google Glenn Beck and Goldline and tell me what was great advice about that. Yes, gold was a smart thing to invest in but your little buddy was shilling for a scam operation that didn't actually involve investing in gold stock.

Posted by: Paultera at November 16, 2011 1:37 PM

You do realize that Daniel was a troll, right? I'm not saying that there aren't people that stupid out there, but usually people that stupid have a handle like d-dawg88, or killdatpinko91.

Joe, however, was a real person, you can bury that motherfucker as much as you like.

Posted by: Devil Child at November 16, 2011 1:42 PM

Im still with u Glen,This article is the bigest piece o crap i have ever read. This writer (should) be writing for a much much younger audience, like preschool kids, oh wait, sorry i forgot u liberals arent as smart as preschoolers or as mature
Posted by: Daniel at November 16, 2011 12:58 PM


Can anyone else see the irony in this?

Posted by: frank_247 at November 16, 2011 1:45 PM

There is no such thing as unbiased journalism. All people have bias. Straight reporting of facts is the closest you can get, and no one wants to hear that since it is boring, and requires people to think and draw conclusions for themselves. There is also no requirement for journalism to be unbiased, only to be TRUTHFUL, which is constantly violated, partially because there is no real quality control or accountability on the live endless broadcasting, and partly because the first reports are usually wrong, but since the cameras are rolling, you may as well just run with it. The real problem isn't' BECK or his ilk, they are just just fulfilling a demand. The real problem are the insatiable 24 hour news channels which spew an endless fount of bilious mind vomit to fill the space between commercials, and soothe the anxiety disorder of millions of people who are addicted to the false sense of control in their otherwise out of control lives they get from being constantly INFORMED.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 16, 2011 1:46 PM

My vote for the next banned/ verboten word to block from the Pajiba Comments is the standalone letter "u" in place of the word "you". No one has ever expressed a meaningful thought using that bit of chat speak.

And John, when PaddyDog actually takes the time to clarify and explain her position in a clear, concise, and logical manner please do her the courtesy of reading and comprehending before posting a response. you can't really be that stupid, right?

Posted by: Yossarian at November 16, 2011 1:52 PM

NOOOO, don't block text speak. It is the quickest way I can determine if what I am looking at is worth reading.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 16, 2011 1:57 PM

Yossarian, thanks for the content-free insult. If you see no contradiction between claiming that it's important for people to have their say and campaigning to get opinions you don't like off the air, I can't help you.

Posted by: John at November 16, 2011 2:04 PM

I love how Glenn Beck is a visionary because he said 'buy gold!'

Isn't one of the basic tenets of the society that was constructed over centuries, that Gold is ALWAYS valuable?

Like, how does it make him so clever that he remembers Gold is always valuable?
Up until recently it was a requirement for banks to have as much actual physical gold on the property as they did money, because the money is based on the worth of the gold.

I mean honestly, he might as well 'advise' you to FUCKING BREATH.

He's an ass, a big ass, a stupid, ass faced ass.

Posted by: Nadine at November 16, 2011 2:04 PM

Before crediting Beck for his foresight--why gold? If world economy is gonna crash, wouldn't oil be more useful? You need oil so you can drive your car, heat your home, and maybe fuel up that flamethrower to keep intruders away from your home. You can't eat gold--not to mention it being heavy as sh!t (but it sure is shiny).

Posted by: True_Blue at November 16, 2011 2:19 PM

I proudly support Glen Beck and his endeavor to attempt to bring free thought and unbiased speech to the american people. He resigned to start GBTV. The moron posing as a journalist should be shitcanned for general stupidity. Don't Tread on Me! Cain 2012

Posted by: jpfloyd at November 16, 2011 2:25 PM

You don't have to be a liberal to think that Glen Beck is a snake oil salesman who preys on the fearful and the gullible. He's hurt the conservative cause with his act.

Posted by: SpecialTed at November 16, 2011 2:26 PM

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Posted by: Paultera at November 16, 2011 2:30 PM

All things considered, I think this went pretty well.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at November 16, 2011 2:34 PM

If you see no contradiction between claiming that it's important for people to have their say and campaigning to get opinions you don't like off the air, I can't help you.

*Most* people who take to the internet to complain about speech they disagree with (or, alternately, to defend speech they believe is being unfairly persecuted) have a lot of trouble distinguishing between the right to have an opinion and the right to have a stage from which to shout that opinion. PaddyDog, in the very fist comment on the page, stated the difference simply and elegantly and somehow you completely missed it.

Glenn Beck can say whatever he wants to say. And Fox News can air whatever Glenn Beck says if they want to. But they aren't going to unless they can make some money on it, and they can't make some money on it without advertisers. Even if he is widely popular and more people watch his rant than watch Community, it still doesn't matter without advertisers paying the bills.

Now, in most cases advertising is a pretty behind-the-scenes thing and we all just accept that there are commercials for cars and beer on football games, fast food and wonder drugs on prime time programs, cereal and toys on kid's shows and it isn't very controversial and we don't question it. But it can be a little different when companies are sponsoring overtly political speech. There is an implicit message that "this program is made possible by the support of Kraft and Toyota" which means that the speech of Glenn Beck reflects on the companies that pay him and his network to be on the air. Beck fans don't mind, but people who find his message harmful, destructive, irresponsible, or just plain ignorant might not want to support companies that support Glenn Beck.

Now the shady investment schemes, ambulance chasing lawyers, and (ironically) medicare scamming scooter salesmen don't have much of a reputation to lose, and they want to prey on the ignorance and irrational fears of the audience that Glenn Beck's programming gives them access to, so they don't mind the blowback. But other companies that want to sell their products to as broad a market as possible might worry about alienating half their customer base by supporting a wing nut like Beck.

And just in case they thought they could pick up the Glenn Beck watchers without their left-leaning customers bothering to care, Paddy & co just wanted to exercise their own ability to speak and say "yes, we notice, and no, we don't like it."

It's not hypocritical. It's a perfectly reasonable. Free speech and free flow of information is what allows Beck to spread irrational fear, it's what allows critics to discredit his lunacy, and it's what allows Paddy and others to share their feelings with potential corporate sponsors. Those companies will freely make their own decision and they will do so with access to as much information regarding the cost/ benefit of supporting the Glenn Beck show as they can get, which includes both your opinion, and Paddydog's.

Democracy!


Posted by: Yossarian at November 16, 2011 2:38 PM

Hey! I like my Toyota.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 16, 2011 2:41 PM

So... do people just do constant google searches of "Glen Beck" to see when someone writes something unkind about him, and then storm the gates of the comment section like illiterate barbarians? That's... fascinating.

Also, John's gift for selective understanding is amazing. That's absolutely NOT what PaddyDog said, but it is yet another example of people who don't understand what freedom of speech actually means.

Posted by: Ghisent at November 16, 2011 2:43 PM

Rats. Yossarian beat me to my point, and did it better.

Jerk.

Posted by: Ghisent at November 16, 2011 2:44 PM

I want to move to a commune with Paddydog and Yossarian, but instead of free range chickens and misogyny we'll grow 100% organic whoopass. I'm getting my canning supplies ready as I type...

Posted by: McSquish at November 16, 2011 2:47 PM

Very well said, Yossarian.

Posted by: Paultera at November 16, 2011 2:48 PM

One of the many reasons I watch the BBC and AL JAZEERA english.

Posted by: Doreen at November 16, 2011 2:50 PM

Can I come to the PaddyDog and Yossarian commune? I'm pretty much a pinko commie as it is. And I like the cuts of their jibs.

Posted by: MM at November 16, 2011 2:51 PM

I agree that that there's not necessarily hypocrisy in supporting free speech and supporting advertiser boycotts. The hypocrisy comes in pretending that you aren't trying to curb speech you don't agree with, when that's the obvious purpose of threatening advertisers. The whole point is to reduce the number of people who can hear Beck's message, isn't it?

Posted by: John at November 16, 2011 2:52 PM

No, that's not the point.

Posted by: BleakSauce at November 16, 2011 2:54 PM

He's already a clown, why not a cartoon.

Posted by: danny baugh at November 16, 2011 3:01 PM

Rob Payne as usual u just spouting off ur usual Obamabot Zombie crap.Go back in to ur communist party wanna see America die hole dipshyt.

Posted by: Eddie at November 16, 2011 3:02 PM

MM - Great! Can you start retrofitting the Murdertank with a backhoe? I think I can get Figgy and Joanna to pull the plow by attaching cardboard cutouts of Hamm and Fessbender to the end of a long stick, but eventually they're going to catch those suckers, and then we won't be able to get anything done.

Posted by: McSquish at November 16, 2011 3:03 PM

No, John, the point is to tell advertisers we do not approve of their support of Glenn Beck. The consequence is that Beck has one less outlet. I support Beck's right to say what he wants to say, but I don't have to support the guy handing him the microphone.

Posted by: Lee at November 16, 2011 3:12 PM

most of the denigrating comments about beck are coming from the same miscreants who put howard stern on a pedestal and anything that the "throw mud against the wall and see what sticks" entertainer spews on a daily basis. sad!

Posted by: stonedome at November 16, 2011 3:20 PM

Nobody has to support microphones for speech they don't agree with, and threatening advertisers so they pull support for such speech is a perfectly legitimate tactic. But don't tell me the goal isn't to reduce the audience for speech you disagree with.

Posted by: John at November 16, 2011 3:23 PM

Yes, fine, let's pretend that's what PaddyDog meant (even though it's not). Even if it WAS...

THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FREEDOM OF SPEECH, NOR THE SUPPRESSION THEREOF.

Posted by: Ghisent at November 16, 2011 3:27 PM

Fine, that's the goal. Reduce his audience. Whatever.

He still has the right to spew his hateful nasty speech and my mother-in-law still has the right to go listen to it wherever it is. His rights have not been curbed. Nor have her's.

Posted by: Lee at November 16, 2011 3:37 PM

So... do people just do constant google searches of "Glen Beck" to see when someone writes something unkind about him, and then storm the gates of the comment section like illiterate barbarians? That's... fascinating.

It is... fascinating. I disagree with you pinko bleeding heart types on the proper role of government in a free and just society, but it is disconcerting (unsettling? depressing?) to see these guys taking time off from trolling at HuffPo to come over here just because Glenn "hoard your seeds and gold" Beck's name is being besmirched.

Posted by: Greedy at November 16, 2011 3:43 PM

PaddyDog, I was unaware of such a petition and wish I could have signed it. Does anyone know if there is a new one for this cartoon and where can I sign?

Also, I give a lot of lip service to saying I won't buy products/patronize businesses who advertise during certain shows on Fox News or right-wing talk radio but never really follow through. This article is a good reminder for me to actually be more aware of this stuff and to put my money where my mouth is (cue the blowjob joke).

Posted by: Austin at November 16, 2011 3:46 PM

Posted by: Eddie at November 16, 2011 3:02 PM

omg OMFG

can we get that on a tee?

Posted by: gp at November 16, 2011 4:10 PM

glenn beck is already a clown why not a cartoon.

Posted by: paul robinson at November 16, 2011 4:15 PM

GBTV does not stand for Glenn Beck TV. It stands for Glenn Beck Trans-Vestite.

Posted by: Jay at November 16, 2011 4:30 PM

Glenn Beck has no problem with lying, twisting facts, playing on fears, faith, racism, and ignorance in order to advance his agenda. He will gladly shout down, discredit, obstruct, and interfere with the efforts of other people to advance a cause believes in (whether his cause is the right wing agenda or simply his own megalomania and greed I'll leave up to the reader). He has every right to try, and people who disagree have every right to stop him.

Paddy was very clear that she did not believe in challenging Mr. Beck's right to speak his twisted mind. She only wished to point out to any corporations that were sponsoring his show on Fox that they, too, were entering a very heated and polarizing political debate, and that it was not going unnoticed. It is in the best interest of most companies to remain neutral and avoid political speech at all costs for exactly this reason.


Maybe Kraft Foods made a hasty business decision to advertise on the Glenn Beck program based solely on it's popularity with god fearing, tinfoil-hat wearing, end-days-are-nigh lunatics who could be stocking their fallout shelters with Kraft Dinner. Paddy points out that lots of libral/ progressive/ radical college kids also buy cheap pasta and are willing to switch to Ramen and generic spaghetti if Kraft insists on continuing their support of Beck's ravings. Maybe this causes them to rethink what they associate their brand with. This is democracy and free speech at work: All the idiots have a voice and the chips fall where they may.

Beck can still say whatever he wants but if he is too off-putting and controversial Kraft does not have to subsidize it. If he alienates advertisers and loses his show and doesn't make millions exploiting irrational fears and impotent rage of people who are somehow comforted by the sense of purpose that they gain from believing that the world is nearing an end then he can go back to writing angry letters to the editor of his local paper and carrying equating efforts to expand health care with genocide.

America!

Posted by: Yossarian at November 16, 2011 4:32 PM

The man already has crazy pants children's book about how the govt is going to take all of mommy and daddy's money and give it to the nazis or something, leaving you without a Christmas present. They have illustrations of nice rosey cheeked aryan kids fresh from a Norman Rockwell nightmare. So why not give him a cartoon show. It's not as if he's attempting to indoctrinate our youth.

Posted by: Matty at November 16, 2011 4:33 PM

My policy is always to leave a thread such as this as soon as the trolls show up, unless I have my giant flash camera and rock breaker handy, but since we have inadvertently started a commune here, I thought I'd jump back in to say all are welcome in the new PaddyYossarianDog anarcho-syndicalist collective in which we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week,...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,...but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major...

Well, you get the picture!

Posted by: PaddyDog at November 16, 2011 4:39 PM

How can so many in this country believe in what that lunatic says? He is a former coke addict who has an obsession with Nazi's. He IS a cartoon.
Him, O'Reilly and Limbaugh are an embarrassment to America.

Posted by: John M. at November 16, 2011 5:09 PM

You are clearly a 'progressive' writer based on your 'open minded' and 'inclusive' rhetoric. As soon as someone has a message you disagree with, you can't counter it with logic and reason, you resort to demeaning it with launch hate-filled, childish perjoratives ("Teabag Party", oh how very clever and mature).

Posted by: George of the Jungle at November 16, 2011 5:36 PM

I told my one friend who likes to listen to and watch conservative talk radio and TV that it would be better if he spent that time watching porn. At least then it is obvious who is getting screwed.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 16, 2011 5:38 PM

It is amazing how much press you and other media liberals give Glenn when you say so many times that he is not worth your time. You hypocrits out there who say you signed a boycott to let the sponsors know how you felt, and not because you felt Glenn had no freedom of speech, should know this: there is a change going on in this nation, the conservatives in this nation far out number the liberals, but we have never tried to shut anyone up like the left does. I think the time is coming though when we might actually begin to play your game with you, we will all write the sponsors of those we do and don't want to watch, and see who the sponsors listen to.

Posted by: robin fletcher at November 16, 2011 5:59 PM

Signing a petition like that is obviously an effort to get Beck off the air. You can color it however you like, the end-game in a petition like that is to silence Beck.

Don't get me wrong; I'm totally cool with it. Beck is a loon. But Paddydog's motives weren't as pure as the driven snow. She didn't like what Beck was saying on his show and participated in a clever and organized scheme to shut him up. And it worked. Exceedingly well. Apparently he only exists in some crazy corner of the internet now.

But let's be clear, John. That doesn't mean Paddy or any of the others aren't supportive of free speech in general. Though the petition's sole motive was to silence Beck, it did so by appealing to advertisers worst fears: lost income and offended customers.

Look at it like this: if McDonalds suddenly replaced the Hamburglar with Blackface Joe, who couldn't afford hamburgers and had to steal them to feed his seven bastard children, people would stop going to McDonalds. Sure, McDonalds would be well within their rights to feature a character so blatently racist, that doesn't mean the consuming public would be required to buy Big Macs.

Beck said awful, racist, paranoid things on his show. He alienated a massive portion of the American population, and the advertisers got a very clear look at just how bad things had gotten. So they pulled their money. Bump, set, spike - Beck is off the air. I think it's a resounding victory for free-speech, not an shameful mar.

Posted by: superasente at November 16, 2011 6:07 PM

We can look at this whole blog as a one o from another or interpitation of someone's statement. If you are left or right its up to you to voice your onion. But this report was based upon Glen Beck being a cartoon. Thank you for those who stuck with the topic.

Now as fare as my opinion goes union labor and their pension payout's will BK every state in the union, well except for NJ at the time being, if we don't get a handle it now. Oh, and don't cry to me when your job goes to New Delhi because its cheaper to do so. If it were up to union labor to make it, it would cost you a small fortune to buy they're product or our government increasing your taxes to pay for their pensions. And they don't even contribute their fair share into their own pension fund...you do by paying more taxes for them.

Isn't it kind of strange you voted for some Change but isn't that funny because that's all you've got in your pocket...

Thank you for sticking with the topic at hand. You may continue with your own onions now.

CorpAmerica

Posted by: CorpAmerica at November 16, 2011 6:12 PM

Beck was not fired. He left of his own will to star this own news company.

Posted by: Aaron at November 16, 2011 6:15 PM

You may continue with your own onions now.

Erection, your onion! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyU2p4l5iUA

Posted by: Paultera at November 16, 2011 6:18 PM

I almost didn't recognize Glenn Beck because he wasn't crying great big crocodile tears in the header picture.

Posted by: Craig at November 16, 2011 6:25 PM

All you Glenn Beck hating trolls are just jealous because he's sucessful and you aren't. Better pray mommy and daddy never kick you out because none of you will be able to support yourselves.

Posted by: SingingHawk at November 16, 2011 6:55 PM

Heeee! The trolls think WE are the trolls. That is so cute. Kind of like when a puppy eats its own poo.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 16, 2011 7:12 PM

Yeah, good one, SingingHawk! That'll show all of those unemployed pinkos! Like the ones on these websites:

http://conservativesagainstglennbeck.blogspot.com/

http://brushfires2008.com/2009/09/28/conservatives-against-glenn-beck-site/

A lot of the conservative movement is anti-Beck. The guy hurts the conservative cause almost as much as right wing drones who use the tired and still-unfunny "you're just jealous because he's rich" and "go back to your mom's basement" arguments.

Seriously, please stop making conservatives look stupid. Every dumb thing said by Beck and his followers hurts the right's credibility.

Posted by: SpecialTed at November 16, 2011 7:17 PM

this thread has gone unknowingly self-aware.

Posted by: gp at November 16, 2011 7:59 PM

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at November 16, 2011 8:23 PM

I choo choo choose you!

Posted by: Mrcreosote at November 16, 2011 8:31 PM

Yvan eht nioj.

Posted by: frank_247 at November 16, 2011 9:19 PM

Damn it. All this arguing is making my dick soft.

Posted by: pastor of muppets at November 16, 2011 9:42 PM

The best part of knowing glenn beck is alive, is knowing that eventually he will die. Hopefully before I do so I can piss on his grave.

Posted by: clancys_daddy at November 16, 2011 10:18 PM

Wait. Where do we go to get the "free government cheese?"

I hope it's manchego!

Thanks, Joe!

Posted by: gforcetwo at November 16, 2011 10:49 PM

Would someone please detail exactly how to take away the free speech rights of someone like Glen Beck, because with Thanksgiving coming up it would be nice to know how to get my father-in-law to shut the f*ck up.

Posted by: ThatGuyJerry at November 16, 2011 11:52 PM

So...do you like...stuff?

Posted by: DarthCorleone at November 17, 2011 12:23 AM

I told my one friend who likes to listen to and watch conservative talk radio and TV that it would be better if he spent that time watching porn.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 16, 2011 5:38 PM
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What, I can't do both?

Posted by: , at November 17, 2011 1:12 AM

Did Beck ever offer to do his show for free?
That way, advertising dollars wouldn't be nearly as necessary, and he'd still be able to help save America from the dirty African with the fake birth certificate, right?
Instead, he left to create his own news "network," where (I'm sure) he can keep the lion's share of the profits and save America!
That's what I call a selfless patriot.

Posted by: Cliff at November 17, 2011 1:16 AM

Wait, Europe collapsed and took OUR economy with it?

Posted by: Protoguy at November 17, 2011 1:20 AM

I am biased. I freely admit it. I couldn't write a single complimentary thing about Glenn Beck. He's a cancer on the world. But my bias is based on the fact that this piece of slime is a liar and a con artist.

But what I hate more than Glenn Beck are his followers. Glenn Beck is nuts but he makes a living with his nuts (har). His followers are just gullible rubes hanging onto every malignant, hateful word in his campaign of conspiracy theory, propaganda and misinformation. All one need do is read the babble his followers vomit out whenever his Aryan Excellence is spoken of negatively to know that at least this representative slice is bat-shit crazy and dangerously stupid. Look at that picture and tell me he's not trying to look all Master Race.

Even further up on my shit list are those people, and there are oh so many, are those sanctimonious dickheads who scream and rant about free speech and have no clue what it really is.

As has been said a million times, you can say whatever you like about whatever you like, within legal limits (yes, the law limits a lot of free speech), but no law or right protects you from the consequences of that speech. I'll defend his right to say what he likes and I have the right to say, "I hate what you say" and it's my right to try to illustrate to others why exactly I hate what you say and influence them to not support what you say.

If someone went on TV and said "Hey, Hawaiians are really shitty people. We should all try to avoid Minnesotans too because they're evil and terrorists." It would be perfectly okay with everyone if he weren't allowed to spew that nonsense on television anymore. Can't stop the interwebs though, otherwise I'd be signing a billion petitions to have him sent into space in one of those flying glass pane prisons.

Posted by: Protoguy at November 17, 2011 1:57 AM

Protoguy, I think I love you.

Wait, now I sound like one of those evil gays trying to ruin marriage for good, God fearing people like Kim Kardashian.

Posted by: Jordan at November 17, 2011 2:25 AM

Thank you, Jordan. Love and sex are two different things. Just keep it in yer pants and we'll be fine, but hold on a second...

"...all are welcome in the new PaddyYossarianDog anarcho-syndicalist collective in which we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week,...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,...but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major...

Well, you get the picture!

Posted by: PaddyDog at November 16, 2011 4:39 PM

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Will there be spankings?

Also:

"...there is a change going on in this nation, the conservatives in this nation far out number the liberals, but we have never tried to shut anyone up like the left does. I think the time is coming though when we might actually begin to play your game with you, we will all write the sponsors of those we do and don't want to watch, and see who the sponsors listen to.

Posted by: robin fletcher at November 16, 2011 5:59 PM

I can't decide what part of this statement is funnier or stupider. The part where you declare the Right would never try to silence someone or the part where you outnumber liberals. I think Jerry Falwell's greatest legacy, sad to say, was convincing you tools that you really were the majority.


And John? No one is denying that we're trying to stop his message. Denying him the ability to spread his message isn't denying him free speech. He can say it all he wants. We're denying him a platform, we're denying him the ability to spread his speech to others. Maybe you see that as a cop out, maybe you see it as censorship. Don't really care what you think beyond pointing out how dumb your views are. And yeah, I'd cut you off from an audience if I could too, but that's cuz I hate what you say because it's lies and stupid and lies and stupid are contagious.

Posted by: Protoguy at November 17, 2011 3:05 AM

protoguy-
I appreciate the honesty that you'd deny me an audience if you could. Keep telling yourself smugly that you're not a fascist at heart.

Posted by: John at November 17, 2011 2:04 PM

I didn't say I wanted the government, large or small, to advocate or pass a law that says you can't say what you want or have what audience you want. That would be fascism. I only expressed, with my fucking free speech, that I hate what you say and would stop it if I could. I understand the nuances of higher thinking might be difficult to grasp, and that it's just easy to call someone a socialist of a fascist or a muslim, but ignorance disguised as a political position is still just dumb.

Posted by: Protoguy at November 17, 2011 11:11 PM

And where oh where is the free market mantra you guys keep puking out? If the market can't get legitimate feedback from their customers, that's not much of a free market. That's a controlled market and closer to socialism or Marxism.

Posted by: Protoguy at November 17, 2011 11:13 PM

This is all a moot point seeing as how I won Congress in a poker game last week. How do you like them Ontarian apples?

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