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Glee Goes 3D: No.

By Courtney Enlow | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (8)



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No.

20th Century Fox TV and film divisions have partnered to produce GLEE LIVE! 3D!, a feature film based on the upcoming Glee Live! In Concert! North American tour.

No.

The studio plans to release the film for a two-week engagement starting Aug. 12. Gleeks who were unable to get tickets will be able to catch the concert in 3D. The tour starred 14 members of the Emmy- and Golden Globe-winning TV show, and the film will also feature behind-the-scenes moments.

Still no. Less no than a non-concert companion feature, but no just the same.

The feature will be directed by Fame [2010] helmer Kevin Tancharoen.

No.

Maybe this is a good time to talk about 3D and how little studios understand this technology they have thrown themselves behind, or how little audiences care. Maybe this is a good time to talk about Glee and how it hasn’t the slightest clue whether it wants to be a kid-friendly song ‘n dance show, as evidenced by this news, or a more adult program. Maybe this is a good time to talk about Lea Michele and challenge her to a knife fight in the Pajiba Thunder Dojo, I just don’t fucking know, all I know is I’m just mad right now and I have nothing intelligent to say. Because everything about this is silly and I understand nothing and I may have shortcircuited in my brainplace.

No.

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Comments

I can't believe I just clicked on a Glee link. I really can't believe I just clicked on a 3D link. Considering it's both a Glee and a 3D link, I'm going to eat a shotgun. I hope my big toe can fit in the trigger guard.

Posted by: admin at May 5, 2011 2:06 PM

Seeing as its main gimmick is SOUND, they would've been better off going crazy with THX, Sony Dynamic, or some other sound system that would make the listening experience better. And it's not just this one, it would be any concert movie.

Unfortunately 3-D technology will not make bloated egos look any more exciting to watch.

Then again, its not really about making a quality production but rather just about squeezing every last drop Fox can out of the teat of this cash cow.

Posted by: bleujayone at May 5, 2011 2:19 PM

This does not compute.

This does not compute.

This does not compute.

Posted by: Ozioma at May 5, 2011 5:28 PM

I'm waiting for the American Idol 3D Movie...

Posted by: reaperslogic at May 5, 2011 5:46 PM

Maybe this is a good time to talk about Lea Michele and challenge her to a knife fight in the Pajiba Thunder Dojo...

Can I go first??

Posted by: MissRos at May 5, 2011 6:44 PM

can we stop with the 3d already? fuck.

Posted by: splinter at May 5, 2011 7:25 PM

I'm telling you, this needs to be the nail in the 3-D coffin. That's enough, Hollywood.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at May 5, 2011 9:36 PM

*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighgrooooooooooaaaaaaaangaaaaaaaaaaaaaarglllllllllllesiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh*


P.S. I'm a zombie now.

Posted by: Candee at May 6, 2011 9:20 AM