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Ghostbusters III: The State of Things


And Whisperings of Alyssa Milano / Dustin Rowles

Trade News | May 20, 2009 | Comments (35)


We haven’t talked much about Ghostbusters III since we broke the story last September that it was secretly in production, with two guys from “The Office,” having written the script, Lee Eisenberg and Gene Stupnitsky (who are also behind the woeful looking Year One). Since then, it’s mostly been rumor and conjecture. Mostly, it still is, but for the fact that we do know it’s a “passing the torch movie” and, according to Dan Akroyd, all the original cast members (but for Rick Moranis) have agreed to return (yes, even Sigourney Weaver and Billy Murray), though their roles will be minimal. They’ll only be there long enough to pass that torch, apparently.

According to OWF, which has got a pretty great write up of the current state of things (background by The L.A. Times), Akroyd has also revealed that there will likely be five new Ghostbusters, and that one will be a female. No one has been cast, and potential new Ghostbusters (including John Krasinksi and Seth Rogen) haven’t even let on that they’ve been approached (though, you can bet your ass someone has been approached).

The two people that Dan Akroyd did mention, however, as possible female Ghostbusters were: Alyssa Milano and Eliza Dushku, which suggests to me that Akroyd doesn’t actually want to make a good movie. Milano — maybe. She’s never had a much of a big-screen presence, save for some choice scenes in mostly straight-to-DVD fare that rekindled my teenage Milano lust. And Dushku: Well, there’s hardly a worse actress on the planet, unless you are fans of cold vacant stares and line-readings from droids. I know that Akroyd is behind the third movie, but I hope to God he lets someone else do the casting.

And that is the state of things. Akroyd does hope to start filming in the winter. Anyone want to offer up a dreamcast here: Five Ghostbusters. At least one female.


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My cast;

Ryan Gosling
Mos Def
Neil Patrick Harris
Linda Cardellini

Posted by: cipher1331 at May 20, 2009 10:33 AM

Akroyd has also revealed that there will likely be five new Ghostbusters, and that one will be a female.

Whooptie. Fucking. Do.

Posted by: twig at May 20, 2009 10:37 AM

The Dream Team:

Tyler Labine
Kristin Bell
James Franco
Mos Def
Neil Patrick Harris

Rack 'em.

Posted by: logar at May 20, 2009 10:39 AM

I cribbed this cast from my "Clee's Fantasy Celebrity Orgy" list, but I've included why these people would suit the film:

RyRey (wry humor, purdy)
Donald Faison (great physical comedy, purdy)
Jeff Goldblum (slightly unhinged-seeming, used to be very purdy)
David Boreanaz (serious brooder, purdy)
Jessica Biel (...she could use the work)

Posted by: Clee Shay at May 20, 2009 10:39 AM

Jesus, cipher. Great minds think alike...

Posted by: logar at May 20, 2009 10:40 AM

Hoooooo! Hooooo!
Luke Wilson
Rainn Wilson
Simon Pegg
Nick Frost
Jeanine Garofalo

Posted by: Sunsneezer at May 20, 2009 10:44 AM

JESSICA BIEL IS TOO BEAUTIFUL TO FIND WORK! WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, CLEE SHAY?!?!?! HER PLIGHT IS SERIOUS!

Posted by: JakesAlterEgo at May 20, 2009 10:46 AM

I know they're not re-casting the characters here, but I bet they're going to go for similar characterization (the naive/childlike one, the smartass, the intelligent one, and the outsider.)

John Krasinksi (outsider)
Ryan Reynolds (smartass)
Nathan Fillion (sweet/childlike)
Mos Def (intelligent)

And uh...a girl? How about Tina Fey. She's SO HOT right now. And Jonah Hill as Slimer.

Done.

Posted by: Paul Southworth at May 20, 2009 10:50 AM

Jennifer Saunders
Joanna Lumley
Dawn French
Catherine Tate
Nathan Fillion

Posted by: BWeaves at May 20, 2009 10:51 AM

Wait. Maybe Nathan Fillion should be the smartass? But.. Ryan Reynolds! Hm. Maybe they could be DUELING smartasses!

With their shirts off.

Posted by: Paul Southworth at May 20, 2009 10:52 AM

Martin Starr
Nathan Fillion
Donald Faison (stolen from Clee, because LOVE it)
Jason Segel
Michelle Monahan

Posted by: Julie at May 20, 2009 10:57 AM

Pegg and Frost, sure, but only if they get to write it with Edgar Wright.

Mos Def is an excellent choice -- didn't think of him.

I'd like to see Michael Cera in there.

Posted by: Jeff Edsell at May 20, 2009 10:57 AM

Gary Coleman and Danny Cooksey have to be in there.

You KNOW I'm right.

Posted by: Jay at May 20, 2009 11:01 AM

Ryan Reynolds
Hank Azaria
John Cena
Joaquin Cosio

and

Halle Berry

Posted by: hater from siloam springs at May 20, 2009 11:08 AM

Ok, I'd start with Keanu reeves...

But seriously:

Neil Patrick Harris
Will Arnett
Alyson Hannigan
Nathan Fillion
Paul Rudd

Oh, and also I want Aaron Eckhart and/or Greg Kinnear and/or Alec Baldwin as slightly dickish public officials (in ascending levels of dickishness).
And Kristen Wiig doing Annie Potts' job.

Posted by: Wonkey the Monkey at May 20, 2009 11:08 AM

Oh, and Jack McBrayer (Kenneth the Page) as at least an understudy.

Posted by: Wonkey the Monkey at May 20, 2009 11:09 AM

Jason Segel
Nathan Fillion
NPH
Mos Def
And.....Katherine Heigl. But she dies in the first five minutes.

Posted by: admin at May 20, 2009 11:09 AM

Alternate list:

Tina Fey
Jane Krakowski
Halle Berry
Bai Ling

and

David Cross

Posted by: hater from siloam springs at May 20, 2009 11:15 AM

While I'm thinking about it, that first list should be:

Ryan Reynolds
Hank Azaria
David Cross
Joaquin Cosio

and

Halle Berry

Posted by: hater from siloam springs at May 20, 2009 11:17 AM

Not Dane Cook
Not Dane Cook
Not Dane Cook
Not Dane Cook
Not Miley Cyrus

Posted by: branded at May 20, 2009 11:26 AM

Most of mine have been taken.

Mos Def
Nathan Fillion (needs it more than Paul Rudd)
George Clooney (Huge name to pull people in, and he's actually funny)
David Cross (best nerd character I could think of)
Yvonne Strahovski (breakout role)

Posted by: Kballs at May 20, 2009 11:27 AM

Assuming they follow the same archetypes, I know it's not a re-cast but for guidelines I'd go with the following:

Venkman - Ryan Reynolds
Egon - Amy Adams
Ray - John Krasinski
Winston - Anthony Anderson
New guy - Danny McBride

I gotta wonder, has there ever been a good Part 3? or at least a part 3 that wasn't maligned by the general population. Beverly Hills Cop 3, Blade Trinity, Jurassic Park 3, Scream 3, Godfather 3, X-Men 3, Spider-man 3, etc. The only good ones I can think of are Last Crusade, Jedi and Die Hard with a Vengeance.

I just think this would work better if the original Ghostbusters were retired and living it up on their franchise money but need to reunite after something starts destroying all the Ghostbusters teams around the world. Something tied to Zuul. Give the originals a proper send off then pass the torch or whatever.

I'm so tired of hollywood taking FOREVER to continue what should be slam dunk franchises. Where the hell is MIB 3? Why did they wait 20 years for Indiana Jones 4 when we could have had a few more in-his-prime Harrison Ford adventures? It's just really irritating and Ghostbusters 3 has misfire written all over it.

Posted by: TylerDFC at May 20, 2009 11:28 AM

Adam Sandler
Dane Cook
Eddie Murphy
Carlos Mencia
Elizabeth Hasselbeck

and at the end of the movie they all die horribly.

Posted by: Jerce at May 20, 2009 11:41 AM

Adam Sandler
Dane Cook
Eddie Murphy
Carlos Mencia
Elizabeth Hasselbeck

and at the end beginning of the movie they all die horribly.

There, I fixed that for you Jerce.

Posted by: admin at May 20, 2009 11:52 AM

Adam Sandler
Dane Cook
Eddie Murphy
Carlos Mencia
Elizabeth Hasselbeck

and at the end of the SNUFF movie they all die horribly.

or that as a re-write Jercer/Admin

Posted by: missh at May 20, 2009 12:02 PM

Will Arnett
Donald Faison
Nathan Fillion
Neil Patrick Harris
Kristen Bell

Now it'll be fun watching all of our wishes be dashed!

Posted by: Marcela at May 20, 2009 1:01 PM

Ryan Reynolds for murray-esque role
Nathan Fillion for leader
Jason Segel as new guy
Janeane Garofolo
aaaannnndddd...


Adam Baldwin coz there aint no1 better at getting pissed off

also, will arnett or alec baldwin as city officials

Jack Mcbreyer if theres a role similar to rick moranis in original

i dunno about receptionist, mebbe the wife from king of queens?

no need for "star Power" as the franchise is the star


Posted by: Iain Whiteford at May 20, 2009 1:32 PM

GIII: School's Out!

Mos Def
Rainn Wilson
Casey Affleck
Liv Tyler
John Cho

Posted by: annoyingmouse at May 20, 2009 1:57 PM

Hmm. Mostly stealing from others' totally awesome suggestions:
Mos Def
Donald Faison
Neil Patrick Harris
David Cross
and
Miracle Laurie - I bet she could do some serious ass-kicking and she's so, so beautiful. Plus, it seem like *spoiler alert if you're not caught up on Dollhouse and plan to do so* we won't be seeing her on Dollhouse.

Posted by: tamatha at May 20, 2009 1:58 PM

Ryan Reynolds
Seann William Scott
Romany Malco
Leslie Mann
Will Arnett

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at May 20, 2009 2:14 PM

Olivia Thirlby
Gina Torres
Alan Tudyk
Clark Duke
Neil Patrick Harris (because How I Met Your Mother is fucking terrible, but Doogie will always have my heart)

Posted by: TryScience at May 20, 2009 3:22 PM

Jessica Biel
Jessica Alba
Kristin Bell
Milla Kunis

If they gonna ruin a great childhood memory at least make it an all eye candy cast

Posted by: rbfn04 at May 20, 2009 3:29 PM

First my nightmare cast

Jonah Hill
Danny McBride
Dane Cook
Jack McBrayer
Kristen Stewart

or as I call them, the One Note Overrated All Stars. Seriously, look at them in all of their roles and they are doing the same shit every time
They make wax figures look diverse.

That being said:

Ryan Reynolds in the Murray role
Neil Patrick Harris in the Egon role
Dwayne Johnson in the Winston role
Adam Carolla in the Ray role (yes he's one note, but actually funny)

Although I love the idea of Linda Cardellini in the female role and I would love for her to get the cash....Anna Faris would probably nail it.

Patton Oswalt in the Moranis role,

And Dave Attell as Slimer

Posted by: Rubble44 at May 20, 2009 5:21 PM

It seems like people have reached a consensus but I'm gonna throw mine in anyway.

Michael Showalter
Zach Galifianakis
Jay Baruchel
Jason Segel/Robert Downey Jr.
Amy Ryan

Sho' and Zach play the distracted and neurotic nerd roles. Segel or Downey plays the sarcastic, dry wit Murray role. Baruchel plays the straight man outsider role (Zeddemore). And Amy Ryan does whatever she wants because she's awesome.

Posted by: Borg at May 20, 2009 6:56 PM


Zachary Levi (To do some pretty nerding)
Alan Arkin (Who says they have to be young?)
Liev Schreiber
Don Faison (Just so good, though they'll end up with Cuba Gooding Jr)

and for obligatory snatch

Sarah Shahi

Actually, now I want to fit Damian Lewis in there. Maybe swap Schreiber out.

Posted by: bathoz at May 21, 2009 5:24 AM





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