"Yes, it's true–this man has no dick"
Well, there's some new news that will take your mood from Slimer to Shia faster than a Crystal Skull enema. Bloody Disgusting is reporting that they have a secret inside source telling them that not only will there be a new foursome but that Dana's son Oscar will be one of them. Not only that, but it finally will be revealed that he's Venkman's son. It's funny, I always assumed that was the case, but it's not technically canon.
That doesn't sound like the worst possible hook for the new film, except that it was also the hook for Indiana Jones and the Increase in My Drinking Habit. I don't know about you, but I think in the right light Shia LeBeouf looks like a younger Bill Murray, don't you?
(source: Bloody Disgusting)
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