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Battlestar Disappointmica?

By Seth Freilich | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (65)



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(*Mother fucking spoiler warning, for the whole column, for those of you not caught up and ready for tonight’s “Battlestar Galactica” season finale*)

So yeah, tonight is the series finale of “Battlestar Galactica.” I’m excited as hell, even though I’m not sure when I’ll get to actually watch it (there’s baskteball to watch and beers to be drunk until Sunday night, doncha know?). However, even though I’ve enjoyed the second half of this final season, even though I think it contains the second-best episode the show’s ever had,* and even though I’ve generally given Ron Moore and the other writers considerable leeway, I’ve suddenly been hit with a terrible fear that the finale may be a disappointment.

IO9 posted a brief interview with Ron Moore, and check out this discussion about Daniel (there are no spoilers here for tonight’s episode):

You know, the Daniel thing is going to be one of the great fiascos of the show, in terms of what fans thought and what the truth was. Because Daniel was not intended to be anything more than an interesting bit of backstory in that episode. And that’s how we approached it. It was just a story that Cavil and Ellen tell each other, that sort of goes to the idea of who Cavil was and how deep his resentments were, and his jealous nature - and [we wanted to] do a Cain and Abel allegory. That was all it was.
And then after the show aired. I started picking up all this stuff about how fans were obsessing about Daniel and how [people thought] Daniel was Kara’s father, and he was the big surprise. I started thinking, “Oh shit, slow down people, I don’t want you to really get invested.”
I usually don’t like to go out there and say, “Oh, that’s a bad theory,” because part of the enjoyment of watching the show is coming up with ideas. But this was gathering such momentum, I didn’t want people to be going into the finale and really be waiting for the Daniel shoe to drop, when there’s no shoe. It’s one of those things where you’re inside the show, [and] you look at it, and go one way. And then it’s broadcast, and an audience sees it, and then they seize on this piece that you never really anticipated, and then you’re sort of amazed. And you’re saying, “Slow down, no - come back.”

Really? I thought they were all but telling us that Daniel was Starbuck’s father, particularly as he’s tied to the “All Along the Watchtower” tune. In fact, how could you watch the episode with her piano player halucitions (Head Father, if you will) without thinking anything but that? And yet, Ron Moore and company apprently never even contemplated that Daniel would be perceived as Kara’s father? Don’t get me wrong — I’m fine with them intending Daniel to be nothing more than a throway, and until the piano episode, I kinda thought he was going to be a throway. But such obliviousness on their part, in terms of how viewers would see things, has me a ever-so-slightly worried about tonight.

I hope I’m wrong and that this is an amazing finale. But between this comment and last week’s episode (which I thought was a bit weak, although I realize that it’s to be taken as a part of tonight’s two-hour wrap-up and accept that it may only work when viewed as an entire three-hour piece), I’m bringing my expectations a little more down to radiated Earth.

But here’s hoping they frakking blow me away.


*In my opinion, the show’s best episode was the first, “33,” and the second best was “The Oath,” the recent episode about Zarek and Gaeta’s mutiny.









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Comments

In the "Last Frakkin Special" that aired on scifi this week, Ron Moore also said that the Six in Baltar's head was a messenger from God. He better have a more explainy and logical answer than that.

Posted by: returnofthesmith at March 20, 2009 9:58 AM

Let's think about this now. If there was going to be a Daniel revelation tonight, would Moore discuss that outright?

I think the finale has to acknowledge something about who/what Kara is, and that's going to include where she came from (parents). Daniel or not, the finale has to address Kara's lineage somehow.

I also have no doubt that this is going to be a kick-ass, balls-to-the-wall finale.

I recorded that Battlestar special but haven't watched it yet - but what returnofthesmith says makes some sense. Maybe Kara's father was a god?

Posted by: Cindy at March 20, 2009 10:06 AM

I have to be up at an ungodly hour tomorrow morning (aside: what kind of hours does God keep? I always wondered about that), but there is NO WAY I will miss this finale. I hope the Daniel bit really is a throwaway, because I can't possibly see how they could make him more significant without shoehorning in a lot of useless crap in the last episode.

I agree with you on on the mutiny episode. But Gaeta was always one of my favorite characters, so I'm biased.

Posted by: Wednesday at March 20, 2009 10:24 AM

Daniel has to be Starbuck's dad. They made it so obvious. What the hell? Well, whatever. The second part of this season has been a let down for me. Most of the episodes have been slow paced and uneventful, so I don't have high expectations for the finale.

Posted by: Thijs at March 20, 2009 10:26 AM

Rowles, at this point I’ve stop the charade of reading your columns before I launch my attacks on you. Now I attack you even before I read your columns. I do so because, well, I don’t even know why I do it, but it feels right.

Posted by: Pookie at March 20, 2009 10:39 AM

Freilich, oh, it’s you. I didn’t see who wrote this column, I was so sure Rowles wrote it. Anyway, just don’t get on my bad side.

Posted by: Pookie at March 20, 2009 10:47 AM

Now you're boring yourself? Ouch.

Posted by: Jay at March 20, 2009 11:14 AM

LOL!! Good one Jay.

Posted by: Pookie at March 20, 2009 11:16 AM

Honestly, what was Moore expecting? We're this close to the end and we still have so many questions, so anytime they give us a new piece of info, of COURSE we're gonna try to make it fit in the overall puzzle. They've got ONE episode left, and I know they're not going to be able to resolve everything. But I still hope to find the answers anyway.

Posted by: Melissa at March 20, 2009 11:24 AM

I've been a little let down by this 2nd half-season, but still am SO looking forward to tonight's episode, whenever I get to watch it (early swim lessons for the godkids tomorrow are going to prevent realtime).

< spoiler >
I wish I could agree with you on "The Oath", but I had SUCH a crush on Gaeta that seeing him executed was just too painful for me to be able to appreciate the rest of the episode. Maybe in re-watching later....
< /spoiler >

Posted by: Drake at March 20, 2009 11:31 AM

I think Moore's fucking with the fanbase. I mean, seriously, Kara is obviously connected to the Cylons SOMEHOW (what with her special destiny and downfall of humanity and the All Along the Watchtower) and since we know she's not a Cylon the only reasonable explanation is that she is the first Cylon/Human hybrid.

I mean, there's a total of two hours of show left, either Kara's half Cylon or she's something not Cylon and not human and there's really not the time to explore that possibility anymore.

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at March 20, 2009 11:59 AM

Well Katee Sackhoff is also on record as saying that Starbuck got no closure in the show and she was kind of bummed about it. Either they're pulling off the mother of all sleight of hands, or there really is nothing to it....

Posted by: Popcultureboy at March 20, 2009 3:16 PM

I just refuse to believe that they would bother to bring Starbuck back from the dead just to piss away her story line. Why not just leave her dead, if that was the case?

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at March 20, 2009 4:40 PM

I got the exact same impression reading that. As much as the show seems planned out by the best speculative fiction writers of our generation, every once in awhile Moore opens his mouth and makes me think this has been pure blind luck/messengers from frakking God making this show good.

How can you reveal a cylon AFTER the revelation of the supposed "Final Final" cylon, and not expect me to think you got me again, you're amazing, and Daniel ties in to the end? A sensitive artist, and you don't expect me to tie that into Starbuck's piano playing father, making her the first hybrid, thus explaining everything about her? Good god.

Okay, relax, Doug. It's all right. Maybe they won't contradict what they've obviously set into place against their own will. The Cylons have a Plan. The Cylons have a Plan for all of us.

Posted by: puppetDoug at March 20, 2009 4:49 PM

I hope we all go down in flames baby, I welcome destruction by our Cylon superiors.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at March 20, 2009 5:37 PM

Katee didn't say that Starbuck's story had no closure, just that she didn't get any closure in the story between her character and that Cylon that she was living with briefly.

Posted by: returnofthesmith at March 20, 2009 6:04 PM

Which Cylon would that be, returnofthesmith? Her hubby Anders or her captor Leoben? I gotta tell ya, if I were Leoben and I found her corpse when she did, I'd do the same damn thing - run the hell away as fast as I could. I loved his reaction to her discovery - all that time, he was obsessed with her, then things get beyond weird and he's like, Fuck this, I'm out.

Posted by: Melissa at March 20, 2009 6:21 PM

BSlim, why are you in such a rush to go down?

Posted by: Pookie at March 20, 2009 6:22 PM

Leoban, sorry had a mindblank on the name.

Posted by: returnofthesmith at March 20, 2009 6:26 PM

well, i'm sure not disappointed...
=D
i felt that it was quite amazing.

Posted by: yeratomato at March 20, 2009 11:15 PM

Wednesday,

A cursory knowledge of several ancient texts, including, but not limited to, the Pentateuch, the Upanishads, and the Bhagavad Gita has always led me to believe that "godly" hours are between 7am GMT and the subsequent 4am GMT. Anything occurring before seven or after four is usually satanic in nature, and therefore, by definition, ungodly.

Mystery solved. Encyclopedia Brown, out!

Oh, and that finale was spectacular!

I laughed, I cried, it became a part of me.

It was much better than Cats; I'll see it again and again.

Posted by: gforcetwo at March 21, 2009 12:01 AM

I give Pajiba three days to come up with a long, long, long article about how they were wrong and how amazing the series and finale was. Sorry but even how cynical Pajiba is you can not deny how fraking amazing this series was as a whole.

Posted by: Angelmonster at March 21, 2009 12:01 AM

The finale was stunning and beautiful.

I have to admit, I was right where this reviewer was though. I was really, really worried.

But WHAT a payoff. They did a great job, a beautiful, lyrical wrap up.

All tears for the beautiful Roslin ending. Very sad for Lee to be left alone like that. So Kara was a seraph?

Easily one of the greatest finales I've seen on TV, right up there with Sopranos, Six Feet Under, and the like.

Posted by: Cassandra at March 21, 2009 12:11 AM

That was 2 hours of some frakkin’ awesome TV.
Good-Bye Galactica!

Posted by: Jules at March 21, 2009 12:28 AM

Cassandra; if the X-Files relates ancient Hebrew mythology correctly (and why should I doubt it) I'd say that Daniel was the Seraphim and Kara was the Nephilim. She was a child of both worlds who could not live in either, and she led humanity to it's end. I'd argue that Hera's future would be brighter because she had a new world to exist in.

And I know it's stupid, but I want to believe that she and Sam ended up together. It makes the end easier to take if I believe that.

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at March 21, 2009 12:31 AM

"And I know it's stupid, but I want to believe that she and Sam ended up together. It makes the end easier to take if I believe that."

Yes, I had a very sad and difficult time with several of the character's endings. So many of them seemed completely alone, even in the face of potential happiness. Lee is left completely alone? Kara is just gone? It made me wish that Dualla had chosen not to kill herself. At least Lee would have had someone. His father left too. It tore me quite apart.

I think Kara was some sort of "seraph" related to the first show's seraphs. There's an interesting wiki about them. Gaius and Six at the end were clearly seraphs/angels. Kara was sent back by "God" (you know it doesn't like to be called that, haha.) She was not a cylon, she was not half cylon. She was a corporeal angel. Once her work was finished, she returned to the ether. I agree with you Genny, I hope she met Sam on the other side, like he said. My feeling is, he would be in a position to know, which is why he said it.

The Roslin/Adama ending tore my heart out. A beautiful evocation of mid-life love and loss, one of the best I've seen by far on any TV series. Really just gorgeously written and acted, and it was very hard to see it end that way. Did Bill just end up living as a hermit, alone? Did he kill himself? I hope not. I do hope that the Emmys recognize Olmos' and Mary's work.

I'm still surprised by how powerfully affected I was.

Posted by: Cassandra at March 21, 2009 1:11 AM

that. was frakkin' AMAZING! i'm still crying. i have to say that although i never lost faith, i also didn't expect that it would be that good. now you'll have to excuse me while i digest/re-watch. Brilliant!

Posted by: pq at March 21, 2009 2:30 AM

Wonderful finale, and a satisfying end to the series.

Goodbye, Galactica old girl. It's been a wonderful ride.

Posted by: The Wanderer at March 21, 2009 7:07 AM

Well, I'll be fracked, they pulled it off.

Perfection, absolute, perfection.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at March 21, 2009 9:08 AM

I thought that was a very satisfying ending. I had to let myself just go with the angel thing, I felt it was an acceptable answer for Kara and Head Baltar and Six.

The end-war was amazing on so many levels, and the resolution to the opera house visions were breathtaking. Chief killing Tory - the looks on all their faces as the cylons were seeing what she'd done - that whole scene was heart-pounding. And the centurions fighting each other was a riot.

The poignant goodbyes at the end were just right, I thought. The actors were superb all around. When it was over, I felt good and I felt like the important questions had been answered. I'm going to miss this show like no other.

Posted by: Cindy at March 21, 2009 9:23 AM

*takes long swig from flask*

*stares hard and thinks of the Old Man*

I'm watching that shit again.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at March 21, 2009 9:33 AM

Seriously, BSlim. I recorded because I knew I'd want to watch it again.

Posted by: Cindy at March 21, 2009 9:49 AM

This will be my third viewing Cinds, I'm really digging the Caprica 6/Baltar as agents of chaos angle. Sort of brings to mind the Shadows storyline from Babylon 5.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at March 21, 2009 10:01 AM

This sounds like a wonderful series, it is strange that sometimes you can miss a great series. I loved “The Wire,” I thought it was the best show I’ve ever seen on t.v., but one of my best friends thought it was like, ho hum.

Posted by: Pookie at March 21, 2009 10:17 AM

I love the weekends, not that I have to work on the weekdays, but the weekends allow me the time to reset my bearings. I usually go to the mall and get some ice cream. I like ice cream, butter pecan in my favorite. Give me some pound cake and butter pecan ice cream and I will let you do some ungodly things to me.

Posted by: Pookie at March 21, 2009 10:32 AM

So, no Sopranos outrage and emptiness then? I'd kinda lost interest, but with reading over the summary the two-parter sounds pretty interesting and enjoyable on its own, so I'll definitely have to give it a look.

Now how much longer must I wait for "Planet of the Dead"?

Posted by: Jay at March 21, 2009 10:44 AM

No "BSG Finale: What did you think" thread/topic/post/thing?

Immensely satisfying finale, hit all the right spots. The final battle, robot Cylon on robot Cylon action, Racetrack for the win, Kara's ending, the whole "vision/prophecy" thing with Roslin/Athena/6, etc. All terrific stuff.

Posted by: Mick J at March 21, 2009 11:39 AM

"I know...I know a bit about farming."

That just absolutely gutted me. And Caprica's bracing him and letting him cry on his shoulder. Fuck man...so simple and so perfect.

Posted by: JakesAlterEgo at March 21, 2009 11:41 AM

Agree with JakesAlterEgo - that was like a dropkick to the gut. If you have been a Baltar fan throughout the series, you finally - finally! - got some redemption with that moment and with his moment in CIC.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at March 21, 2009 1:36 PM

O hope.

I really thought humans were going to be gifted resurrection along with all of the rest of the cylons. It's too neat and cheese to have Earth be mitochondrial Earth, even if there have been sophisticated devices found around the globe. No Mark IIs or zippers or anything. With all the God talk throughout the series, I would have liked if the appeal of being Gods themselves could have been enough to make an Evil Cavil (Xenu? haha.) and even a Lee Adama eat that apple.

I had so much more faith in the final 5. I even thought that each of the series models were one of each of the 5's pet projects. That Ellen had been more benevolent at some time before she was programmed and reinserted on Caprica, the Fleet, and as a known Cylon. I even thought that toasters would have like to try downloading into bodies or humans into robots.

I dunno.

Instead, RDM's ending made it into merely a character driven drama for the literal-minded. Forgivable since we love the old man, but not the kind of ending to melt faces and blow minds. The whole marketing campaign leading up to it makes me feel like he at least delivered what he was selling. I do like how Kara's ending is ambiguous. I can dig the Heads Baltar and Caprica Six explication. Tyrol moving to Ireland. Why Sharon makes all Asians look the same. It's all good. It was a superior show that got better with each season.

Kobol's Last Gleaming Part 1, Exodus Part 1 and No Exit were my favorite eps.

Posted by: Jackseppelin at March 21, 2009 2:29 PM

I can't even believe what I am reading here. THE FINALE WAS AWFUL.

SPOILER ALERT:


Every major question or plot point was completely abandoned to the most idiotic explanation possible in fiction: it was God's "plan." ARE YOU FREAKIN KIDDING ME?

And don't get me even started on their decision to abandon technology and revert to the stone age.

Then send everybody alone to the four corners of the world! So you survive near destruction of the human population, spend a few years fighting the enemy with only each other to lean on, and then you finally get a chance for happiness... So what do you do? You abandon each other and live like hermits in huts! COME. ON.

Terrible. Terrible. Terrible. Terrible.

I cannot even conceive how anyone who was a fan of the show would feel otherwise.

Posted by: Leaf at March 21, 2009 2:42 PM

I loved it. Bawled nonstop during the second half. Kara's goodbye to Sam was heartbreaking. I too hope they did meet up on the "other side."

Goodbye, BSG, and thanks for the memories.

Posted by: Melissa at March 21, 2009 3:03 PM

Leaf, it had to end somehow. I would actually to hear how you would have done it/ what plot points you would have covered.

SPOILER ALERT:



They wanted to break the cycle, hence the tech abandonment. Don't have a problem with it.

As for abandon each other, after all they had been through, that was their chance for happiness. Starting over completely, as opposed to living together with the same problems they always had as the last survivors of a society.

As for the God's plan, how is that a problem for you? This show has constantly had big religious/philosophical undertones.

For example, were you honestly expecting a logical explanation for Kara's death and "reincarnation"? Or for the prophecy/vision that Roslin and Athena shared with Gaius and Caprica 6 involving Hera? If you couldn't accept those then as being caused by fate/destiny/God, then I'm not sure why you'd expect anything different at the end.

I'm glad they wrapped it up like that. I don't want to hear about Kara being the FINAL final "we promise this time, FINAL" Cylon or some bullshit. She was an angel, and I'm perfectly fine with that.

Posted by: Mick J at March 21, 2009 4:21 PM

Leaf-

I'm kind of shocked that you and other people dislike this last episode for the very things that have been prevalent in the show throughout the entire run. I've been seeing criticisms everywhere that have been going like this:

"I didn't like all that god stuff, but I loved those fights!" Then why had you been watching the show for 4 seasons?

This show isn't about what happens when a scientific society falls to its creation; it is a show about a scientific society in which the supernatural also exists falls. How can you object to the fact that Kara is an angel when we've seen her dead body? How can you object to the Opera House visions when prophecy guided the way of the fleet? People are ignoring fundamental aspects of what this show actually was in order to blast the last episode.

Gah. I hate the internet.

Posted by: JakesAlterEgo at March 21, 2009 5:39 PM

As a viewer who got pissed off halfway through and came back. I gotta say they dealt with all major issues, cleverly.


Seriously, what else could they POSSIBLY do? There's no way they could have made it work otherwise. Go ahead! Give a me a scenario.... during aaaah.... the Roman era? What if they killed Hitler...c'mon man...

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at March 21, 2009 6:29 PM

It was a great ending. The only problem was the commercials interrupted the emotional beats. Looking forward to re-watching the whole series from the beginning. And of course "The Plan".

Posted by: TylerDFC at March 21, 2009 6:36 PM

I loved it, though with minor quibbles about some of the farewells which I thought were more about deliberate tearjerking rather than a logical plot resolution.

For a series that takes such an unvarnished view of humanity, the divinity aspect always struck me a little hammy. They wrapped it up well though but my inner jury was out until the final scene.

Basically in BSG world God is:
1. is a force with it's own agenda that is not on anyone's side no matter how often each side likes to claim it.
2. Not neccessarily divine ("Shhhh, he doesn't like to be called [God]"), more an active but unrevealed third party. Less heavenly, more Matrix-y

I can buy that.

Posted by: Mr Smug at March 21, 2009 6:38 PM

First off, the source of the cycle was not technology, but rather AI/Robots. I get the desire to not repeat the same mistakes, but jeez... talk about throwing out the baby with the bathwater. Not to mention the ending plainly revealed the conceit in this approach. A civilization reverted to the stone age will simply advance again and make the same mistakes (woops).

But ignoring that even, my main critcisms are along two lines:
1) Humanity's salvation was reduced to a stroke of divine intervention, nothing more than a happy side effect. One minute they are rescuing a kidnapped girl and the next they've found the Garden of Eden. DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL!?!? You just simply don't pull that kind of BS when you're telling a story. If your characters are making decisions and taking actions that will lead them to point A, you damn well better make sure they end up at point A or some related point. The action taken in the finale was to rescue a girl, not to find a planet. So it makes zero sense for them to find a planet when saving a girl. Catch my drift? When I go to McDonald's, I expect to eat a burger, not get a massage. I don't care how much I tried to get a massage in the past, McDonald's is not to place to find one.

2) All the difficult burning questions, the plot points that dangled out there that we were dying to have answered, were just brushed aside with a vague explanation of part of God's plan. Who/what is Starbuck? Oh, she's some magically resurrected angel who isn't self-aware. How did her father know the song that gave her the coordinations? I guess God put it in his head. How is it in the Final Five heard that song and got switched on? I guess God likes to put on a record every once in a while. How did Hera know the draw the crayon dots that helped Starbuck figure out the song's secret? I guess God put that in her head. How did Starbuck figure out its significance, another magical angel showed up to help her play it on the piano. It's just a load of nonsense.

I can tell you exactly what happened. They made this crap up as they went and then when it came time to tie it all together, they realized there was just no way to do it that made sense so they abandoned the whole idea of giving any real answers to any of it. The lack of planning from the beginning is really quite disgusting.

The CORRECT way to end this would've been some sort of joint collaboration between humans and Cylons that revealed a solution that did not previously exist. And then they battled intensely together towards the achievement of that solution. They could've even incorporated the whole dumb luck/God's plan aspect by having a Raptor accidentally stumble upon the planet. But whoops... the Raptor pilot is captured on the way back by the Cylons and they have to rescue him. The various visions/angels play the same role they always played (by giving advice that assists in the rescue attempt) and even the Opera House vision could have been a mental guide through the labyrinthine Cylon baseship hallways to find the way out. Simply, direct, logical. And you can't possibly tell me that would've been any less entertaining than a rescue mission that magically happens to use emergency escape coordinates that land them at their dream home.

I will say that some things were handled well:
1) The first hour was actually very, very good. They launched a rescue mission, they had great difficulties, but they achieved their mission.
2) Roslin's end was well done.
3) Kara's goodbye to her husband was good and would've been perfect, if they just could have come up with a *reasonable* excuse for him to commit suicide

Posted by: Leaf at March 21, 2009 7:50 PM

I'm with Leaf. I hated it. *Spoilers*: The god part has certainly been part of the show, but while before it made for a great clash of civilizations drama and allegory for current events, I thought the idea of God intervening directly in the plot was too far. I liked it as the guiding philosophy for characters but not as metaphysical plot points: this is not Joan of New Caprica. I thought the Final Five were a bit pointless, ultimately, and Starbuck's storyline was pitifully ended. The Daniel bit was just a red herring, but one introduced far too late in the show to not be important. Frustrating.

No question that there were some great moments, but so many character arcs pulled up short to me. Baltar's farming line was good, but I really hoped he'd be called upon to literally sacrifice himself. The endings for Tyrol and Apollo, especially, seemed tacked-on at best. I'd rather have them be killed than ending the show with them standing around in a meadow.

Favorite moments: Roslin's gratitude to Doc Cottle, Boomer's about-face, and the death of Tory.

Posted by: The Wandering Parakeet at March 21, 2009 7:51 PM

I'm lost with the people who disliked the finale. In fact, the more I have thought about the show today, the more I have been happy with it.

I can't imagine a more boring science fiction show than one that wrapped up every plot point in an exact and logical way, with no room for interpretation, a bit of fantasy (or divine intervention in this case), and some imagination. In addition to all that, Moore gave us beautifully developed characters, both cylon and human. He gave us people to cry over and to feel. And while Edward James Olmos wanted the nihilistic ending with the death of all, Moore wanted to end on a note of hope. And, I think, with a slight nod to the classic Planet of the Apes. I think it couldn't have been a much better send-off.

Posted by: Cindy at March 21, 2009 8:54 PM

BSlim, I think I only watched the first season of Babylon 5 - is it worth catching the whole series?

Posted by: Cindy at March 21, 2009 8:55 PM

Posted by: Jay at March 21, 2009 9:31 PM

Ha! Thanks for the prompt answer Jay. What's wit the subtitles though? Who are these people who don't understand English?

Posted by: Cindy at March 21, 2009 10:00 PM

So when a show that asks you to accept sentient robots, prescient apparitions, endless resurrection, nuclear holocaust of 50 billion people, faster than light drives, etc employs an omnipotent being as part of it's ultimate resolution, thats going too far?

I too was hoping they could find a more rational answer but wasn't all that surprised nor disppointed when the card fell the other way. It's not like the outside guiding hand didn't play a crucial role at other points of the show- Inner 6 advising Baltar about the Olympic Carrier in the very first episode, correctly predicting the arrival of a pregnant Athena, "guiding Baltar's hand" to the weak spot on the tylium refinery that just happened to get the fleet enough fuel to last two years, etc.

Considering it played a part at crucial points throughout the series, it isn't unreasonable that "god" should play some part in the conclusion. It's nature was at least expanded upon somewhat- the keeper of a system that uses humans & cylons as it's pawns and acts as a law unto itself- not unlike the greek myths the series borrowed so heavily from. The more I think about it, the neater it becomes.

Posted by: Mr Smug at March 22, 2009 12:58 AM

Kara is my favorite character and I'll be the first to say that there were a lot of threads left dangling with her at the end of the show. Both the other angels are only seen by certain people and have no physical form, but she's seen by everyone and does have physical mass, how could she have crashed her Viper 2000 years ago, why is she so connected to the Cylons (and Hera) if she's not one, is she the Angel or is her father who taught her the song, what's the deal with all that "Harbinger of Death" nonsense that the Hybrids were always on about with her, I got the humanity's end part but they kind of left the other by the wayside.

Seriously. And that's just her, I wrote a blog post detailing all my thoughts regarding the finale that I'm not going to repost here in it's entirety, but that's a big part of it. But at the same time I understand that this is the end. Kara was what she was, an Angel of God, a child of two worlds, in possession of a special destiny, but she's gone now. I felt like they gave her a better send-off than I'd expected, and I'm happy enough with figuring out my own answers if needed.

And can I just say that when I saw Helo walking with Hera and Athena at the end I heaved a huge sigh of relief. I thought he was a goner and I just couldn't bear the thought of the Agathon family not surviving the end.

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at March 22, 2009 1:55 AM

LOVED the finale. I just started watching BSG about a month ago. I bombed through all the episodes and made it here just in time and it was great!

3 Minor Grievances

1) Sending the ships into the sun? Why? Why? Why!

You'd think they would have been practical and used the ships for scrap at least. I could understand not having any desire to maintain space tech (after their years of travel and confrontation with empty space I'm sure more space travel seemed entirely unappealing) but really? Sending the ships in the sun? Whose brainy idea was that? Seemed like a waste

2) Survival Skills

Do these refugees have any outdoor survival skills? Seems like the human worlds left behind were highly populated and civilized. Do these new settlers really have hunter, gatherer, farmer tech? Won't they get lonely for their old culture?

3) Odd Goodbye Scene

Did anyone else get the impression that Adama was going to commit suicide with Roslin? His goodbye was so sudden. It was a weird moment.

Posted by: Gigi at March 22, 2009 9:12 AM

Where are all the geeks to back me up here?

BSG went from replacing Star Wars (or Star Trek) as the pinnacle of science fantasy to settling in next to another excellent show like The West Wing. All characters.

I thought that BSG could easily have been far in the future. I thought it was more clever if RDM was calling all of us Cylons and the Earth they found is the Earth we're on. I also saw no reason why the 13th colony traveling from Kobol couldn't have been humans, cylons and human/cylon offspring. What makes BSG so cool is that is a bonafide mythos. The decor in Adama's office and various other artifacts were enough of a connection to this Earth we're on that the literal transmigration to today was over the top.

As it was written, there will be no break to the cycle. If they were 150K years before the Earth today, we're all just a bunch of assholes. Some of us have learned we must love each other and eventually die, but not many. I can understand that no matter how advanced technology gets, people will face more or less the same emotional pitfalls. It just bummed me out that RDM didn't direct the story into really breaking the cycle and giving everlasting lives to Human and Cylon alike. I mean, why on Earth would those tow life forms be the only options anyway.

Why would Cavil kill himself? And why wouldn't some other Cavil model come back to finish off the humans? I'm sure the few Raptors left on earth could have been detected.

Posted by: Jackseppelin at March 22, 2009 11:32 AM

SPOILER ALERT

The finale was so hilariously stupid! I started laughing the moment Baltar started speechifying *Cavil* of all people, and Cavil actually listened. I get that he was surrounded by guns, but, still, is faith not the anti-Cavil?

And then the second Earth? What was the POINT of that? Why not just make the first Earth the real one and spare us Adama's 10,000 breakdowns? It's not like they did anything different! Agree with Leaf, I thought the whole point of Nuked!Earth was that Cylon and Human needed to create a solution together in order to survive. And that solution was not "let's throw our tech away" so we DELAY the cycle a couple of thousand years. I mean, how is FORGETTING your past the best way to avoid repeating it, Lee?

But what I really can't forgive is all the lectures! Ooh, tech and commercialism are bad! Let us go run wild in the forest or else we will create AI who will kill us! WHY DID BSG CHOOSE ITS LAST HOUR TO BECOME A PLATFORM FOR DUMBASS MONOLOGUES? I felt like I was watching Bedazzled.

And really, still don't get the point of Hera. What like, no other Cylon-Human match-up happened, to become the "mother of us all?"

*rolls eyes, rolls eyes, rolls eyes*

Posted by: eve at March 22, 2009 1:04 PM

I was let down by this finale. Completely, for all the fine points my fellow dissenters brought up previously. Also, I was one of those looking forward to a Daniel revelation. I was really hoping Felix (poor felix!) was revealed as Daniel (boxed by both races), that would have been exceptional tv.

Posted by: not amused at March 22, 2009 1:57 PM

Genny, Ron Moore has given different explanations for his interpretation of Kara and Heads Six and Baltar were. So it seems the three of them weren't exactly the same.

Posted by: Cindy at March 22, 2009 2:28 PM

Jackseppelin, the Colony was destroyed, so there wasn't going to be another Cavil model. Some of the answers to your questions can be found in the interview with Moore (why Cavil killed himself) and some might be in the interview I just posted above to Genny.

Ron Moore Interview

Posted by: Cindy at March 22, 2009 2:38 PM

I also think Sepinwall did a nice review of the finale - it helped me work out some of my own thoughts.

Posted by: Cindy at March 22, 2009 2:40 PM

I watched it again today and found myself thinking that the ending was more inevitable than I originally thought. The idea of getting out of the life that they were stuck in has been prevalent throughout the show. I mean, look back at the episode with the art-student who has to work in the refinery ship. This wasn't just a society of space people, these were people who had been pigeonholed their entire lives.

From Baltar breaking away from his rural roots, Dee escaping the religious fanaticism of her people, Lee living in the shadow of the great Adama family. This show is entirely about people caught in a loop.

Fuck it. I loved it, and I don't really care if other people didn't anymore.

Posted by: JakesAlterEgo at March 22, 2009 3:11 PM

You realize, of course, that they've basically just rewritten Douglas Adams' history of Earth.

Not that that's a bad thing though, it's a good joke.

Posted by: Jay at March 22, 2009 5:33 PM

Cinds You think all skinjob models were on the Colony. That no none not one other Base Star was hanging around somewhere? I saw Racetrack give her last 5? nukes to the ginormous Colony but of the thousands or hundreds of thousands Cylons in the universe, 5 nukes wipe all of them out?

I don't want to hate because it was a great series. I also don't need RDM to persuade me of shit that sensibly could and should have been done better. SciFi is notorious for silly shit shows, and IMO, RDM has always been much better at the Part 1s than the Part 2s. The finale was silly. Not inevitable. The opera house had already been fulfilled in my mind. Or at least it should not have taken precedence over everything else. Roslin should have been commanding from the good guys' base star. Lee should have died. Kara 2 could have been programmed by Cavil et al. and that still would have been better than 'she's an Other.' The farmer line was good but, Baltar should have bit it. The Final Five were Wasted. Interior fight scenes were the bad gay....

Besides, if BSG is going into spinoff/prequel Dis, why the fuck would we not want to see what the universe would look like if Kara and skinjobs and toasters were given everlasting lives?

I am pretty sure RDM doesn't believe in God. What do you think? If you know if he has ever answered that question, I might be interested.

I know I said I didn't want to hate. Frak, you know?

Posted by: Jackseppelin at March 23, 2009 9:20 PM


















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