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Get Ready To Have Some Sexually Confusing Feelings About Spider-Man's Aunt May

By Vivian Kane | Trade News | July 8, 2015 | Comments ()

By Vivian Kane | Trade News | July 8, 2015 |


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Spider-Man’s Aunt May is a character close to many of our hearts. Steeped in tragedy but made of love, she’s a warm, cuddly maternal or even grandmaternal figure that’s always been there, and always looking something like this:
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Well, get ready to feel really uncomfortable in your new grandmotherly lust, because according to Variety, the frontrunner for the new Spider-Man’s Aunt May is Marisa Tomei. Yes, THAT Marisa Tomei.
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You guys, Aunt May’s legs are making me feel funny.
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And abs.
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And… other parts.
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Although maybe it’s unfair of me to be so surprised by this retooling of May. After all, just because I view her as a grandmotherly figure, that doesn’t mean she’s not a sexual being. I know it. Deadpool definitely knows it.
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So sure, maybe she doesn’t fit right in to the character’s canon. But that’s not a bad thing. It’s potentially exciting, even. Besides, Marisa Tomei doesn’t get cast to fit in, does she?
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