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Get Ready For Some Awkwardly Executed Bondage Jokes: Dakota Johnson Will Host the Next SNL

By Vivian Kane | Trade News | February 17, 2015 | Comments ()

By Vivian Kane | Trade News | February 17, 2015 |


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It’s been announced that Dakota Johnson, the only not terrible part of 50 Shades of Grey, will host the next episode of Saturday Night Live (after they take a week off to recover from the SNL40 hangover). While I’m sure many of us are hoping for some Ben and Kate-themed sketches, that seems unlikely. Instead, I’d prepare for any of the following:

-Kate McKinnon’s Angela Merkel doing weird S&M stuff to Dakota Johnson.

-Bobby Moynahan doing weird S&M stuff to Dakota Johnson.

-Leslie Jones doing weird S&M stuff to Dakota Johnson.

-Colin Jost and Michael Che talking to special correspondent Dakota Johnson about weird S&M stuff.

-Kyle Mooney doing weird S&M stuff to Dakota Jonson in a digital short.

-Maybe something about being Melanie Griffith’s daughter.

And then it’s 90 minutes later and we all hate ourselves.


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