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Gentlemen, We Can Rebuild Him

By Cindy Davis | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (14)

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Steve Austin Lee Majors, the coolest television bionic man ever, is bringing his shtick to SyFy. He’ll headline a new half hour comedy, Me and Lee, this time on the other side of the operating table. A young man undergoes back surgery with less than optimal results, Majors offers the perfect solution - bionics. After performing the transformative procedure in his high tech lab, Majors guides the lad through life as the However Many Kazillionty Dollars Bionics Now Cost Man. Sounds hysterical, right? Okay, maybe not, but Steve Austin! You’ve gotta at least give him a chance.

SyFy also announced several other shows, including another poke-fun-at-yourself vehicle for Kevin Sorbo called Legendary. A fan wants Sorbo to help him fight “mythological creatures threatening Los Angeles”; even though Sorbo is merely a television star, somehow he and the fan partner up to go after the “beasts”. I’m a little lost on how that all works out, but I’m sure all four Sorbo fans will be DVRing like mad.









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Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 2, 2010 5:05 PM

Lee Majors is still Alive? I guess just his career is dead.

Posted by: logan at August 2, 2010 5:20 PM

I don't know why, but I'd suddenly love to see Lee Majors and The Shat in a TV sitcom called, "Shit Me And My Gay Boyfriend Say."

Posted by: BWeaves at August 2, 2010 6:01 PM

Er, I have to admit that sounds intriguing.

Posted by: Cindy at August 2, 2010 6:35 PM

*walks over to new channel called syzygy*

Posted by: DeckOfficer!! at August 2, 2010 6:42 PM

Doctor: "We can rebuild him ... we have the technology ... we have the Erector Set! We can make him stronger ... faster ..."

Nurse: "Sometimes faster ISN'T better!"

- from the MAD Magazine satire of "The Six Million Dollar Man."

Posted by: The Wanderer at August 2, 2010 6:51 PM

whoa, wait! You mean Kevin Sorbo ISN'T actually a demi-God? With that fabulous Hercules hair?

Posted by: lil_a at August 2, 2010 7:06 PM

That second show, isn't it just a rip-off of the Bruce Campbell film My Name is Bruce? Because the plot sounds exactly the same.

Posted by: Robert at August 2, 2010 7:19 PM

why is it whenever people start on the Dallas hate, they forget about Sorbo the wunderbouncer?

Posted by: DeckOfficer!! at August 2, 2010 7:20 PM

This is kind of sad. It reminds me of Adam West before Family Guy. When he was in that weird hospital soap/comedy on Comedy Central. What the fuck was up with that chickenboy on the roof?

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Posted by: joinr at August 2, 2010 10:10 PM

Kevin Sorbo has all the mystery and charisma of a closed door.

Posted by: Krebz at August 3, 2010 12:18 AM

Wow... Syfy's going down...!

Posted by: SarahReznor at August 3, 2010 12:17 PM

"whoa, wait! You mean Kevin Sorbo ISN'T actually a demi-God? With that fabulous Hercules hair?"

Posted by: lil_a

So that's what the kids are calling a mullet these days!

Posted by: Groundloop at August 3, 2010 9:03 PM