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What's the Opposite of a Good Idea Again?

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (20)



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Gemma Arterton has played a Bond Girl and starred in two of the most shitballs retarded films of the last year, Prince of Persia and Clash of the Titans. She isn’t necessarily a horrible actress, it’s just that she basically plays the role of pretty side kick to a dashing male hero. That makes her saying in an interview that she’s talking to Ridley Scott about taking over the lead of the Alien prequel particularly eye rolling. She is everything that Ellen Ripley wasn’t.

Of course, it’s just the actress saying she has a meeting at this point, but it falls in line with the vaguely disquieting rumors that we’ve heard thus far about the film. First, there are going to be two films because that’s the cool thing to do these days. Second, it’s going to be in 3D, because that’s also the cool thing to do these days. Third, it’s a prequel, which in the context of the series kind of makes sense since Ash tells Ripley that the Company knew full well what they would find on the planet, but also is discouraging because prequels tend to be terrible.

In the wake of the Robin Hood debacle of trying to recapture the tepidly entertaining magic of Gladiator and everything seemingly wrong with the Alien prequel, I’m suspicious that just because someone makes a great film, that doesn’t necessarily mean that they know how to make a great film.


(source: SlashFilm)









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Comments

There is no way FOX can cock this franchise up any worse than they already have. Give Ridley the benefit of the doubt, I know I am.

Posted by: TylerDFC at September 8, 2010 10:04 AM

Yeah boy! Another ass-kicking size 2. If I ever meet Joss Whedon I'm just gonna bitch slap him.

Posted by: logan at September 8, 2010 10:06 AM

Ugh. Why I drink indeed.

Posted by: TK at September 8, 2010 10:15 AM

GodverdeGodver KUT!

Posted by: Magiel at September 8, 2010 10:26 AM

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Posted by: MidnightEcstasy at September 8, 2010 10:41 AM

She was very good in "The Disappearance of Alice Creed."

The alien "franchise" should just die already. Technically, it already has. I guess it's a stumbling zombie now.

Posted by: Slash at September 8, 2010 11:04 AM

First off Gemma Arterton is fucking stunningly hot.
Second, she is not a bad actress at all. Check out The Disappearance of Alice Creed for proof of that.
Third: Sigourney Weaver was BALLS ugly.
Fourth: The bitch could not act to save her fucking life.
Fifth: Weaver must have been dynamite at giving head coz a woman that ugly with no acting talent has surely no career in Hollywood unless they are spectacular in the sack!
Sixth: What the fuck was with that lost boys shit in Robin Hood? Where the fuck did that come from?

Posted by: supafly at September 8, 2010 11:18 AM

Supafly = Supastupid. Sigourney has no acting talent huh? You're too stupid to be on this site.

Posted by: logan at September 8, 2010 11:28 AM

Gemma Arterton is pretty, but she's going to have to do a lot better job at actressin' than I've ever seen her do to pull off Ellen Ripley. Even a young Ellen Ripley.

Posted by: Carolina Girl at September 8, 2010 11:53 AM

...just because someone makes a great film, that doesn’t necessarily mean that they know how to make a great film.
Very cool.

You're too stupid to be on this site.
Not cool at all.

Posted by: superasente at September 8, 2010 12:26 PM

Hey IT said Sigourney has no acting talent.

I rest my case.

Posted by: logan at September 8, 2010 12:31 PM

Oh, I don't know suprasente... calling a woman a bitch, saying she's ugly, and essentially saying she whored herself out because she's too ugly to warrant getting good roles?

I'd say that's justification for calling someone stupid -- at the very least.

Posted by: The Other Agent Johnson at September 8, 2010 12:32 PM

I think what he wrote is stupid too. But he should be driven off for it.

Posted by: superasente at September 8, 2010 2:06 PM

Exactly how do you have an alien prequel with Ripley in it?

Posted by: clancys_daddy at September 8, 2010 9:58 PM

Thanks, supafly, right on.

Gemma is hot and she can act, and ditto on Sigourney Weaver, and I say that having absolutely worshipped Alien when it came out (ah ... my first R-rated movie ... I was ten.) I'm also among the apparently few who thought the fourth installment was great at getting back to vast empty tone of the original.


That said, Ridley Scott's lost his game.

That said, I'll definitely still watch.

Posted by: Johnnyboy at September 8, 2010 10:20 PM

When are we going to be able to reply directly to stupid comments like every other comment section? When people like supafly make really stupid comments, I want to be able to bitch slap them directly, not fifty comments down the page. What up?

Posted by: John G. at September 9, 2010 3:39 AM

It's not like Weaver was much bigger than size 2 either if you remember guys.

And let's not over deify her too much, she was in Alien Resurrection after all.

I don't know much about this Gemma chick, sounds like a name I hear a lot but never really take notice of in films. As long as she isn't playing the actual Ripley character I'm willing to give her a shot. If it sucks well, the series has been sucking for a while so what else is new?

And she isn't, AFAIK.

Posted by: Kagera at September 9, 2010 8:27 AM

Arterton is not a bad actress. Ok, so that Strawberry Fields episode in Quantum of Solace was a mistake, ditto Clash Of The Titans and Prince Of Persia, but I really like her in Three and Out, whatever other flaws that film might have.

And she wouldn't be playing young Ripley ... everybody dies in the Alien prequel, right? All she'll need to do is look scared, then fight with defiant yet hopeless determination, and then press the distress call button on the beacon so that Ripley's ship finds its way onto the alien-infested planet. I think she'll be alright.

Posted by: SB at September 9, 2010 7:09 PM

But I thought the distress call came from telescope-man with the burst out ribcage in Alien ... H.R. Giger's equally interesting but less talked-about creation in that flick.

Posted by: Johnnyboy at September 9, 2010 7:19 PM

@ Supawhatever: your mind is ugly. your heart is ugly.

Posted by: diane at September 12, 2010 4:42 PM