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Gays Win Crucial Political Battles, But Lose a Cinematic One: Top Gun 2 Falls Apart

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | November 7, 2012 | Comments ()


The New York Times is reporting that Tony Scott's unfortunate suicide has led to the demise of the project. But don't fret: A 3D conversion of the original is apparently in the works, which means that you can watch Maverick caress Iceman and stop just short of floor-fucking him in three-dimensional wonder!

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On the bright side, this would seem to open up Tom Cruise's schedule for a cameo appearance in the 300 sequel as the guy who cleans the glistening sweat off of Spartan abs, with his tongue.

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