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Absent Gods And Creatures Foul

By TK | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (18)



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I love me some giant monster movies. In particular, I love me some old-school Toho Godzilla/Gojira movies, particularly the Shōwa era entries — while Godzilla Vs. King Gheedorah is pretty solid, the Heiseis/Milleniums aren’t quite as great. Godzilla is the granddaddy of all giant monster movies, a god among children, the inspiration for all the other city-destroying creatures in cinematic history. I admit, I keep a watchful eye on Amazon for someone to release some kind of super duper mega boxed set for me to blow a week’s salary on, and then I’ll spend an entire weekend holed up in my basement loaded on scotch. Which will be totally different from all of my other weekends.

Anyway, a new adaptation of Godzilla has been in the works for some time now, something that I’ve always been somewhat nervous about. After being burned by that horrendous Emmerich film in 1998 (OK, I own it and have seen it a dozen times, but still, it’s terrible — I just can’t stop myself from buying giant monster movies), modernizing the ‘Zilla is a fearsome prospect. Legendary Pictures is on the case though, and they released some early promo art, seen below, that gives a glimpse of what they’re going for. It’s pretty righteous stuff, I must say:

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Anyway, they apparently have found their director, and for once I’m happy to report that it’s actually an outstanding choice. Gareth Edwards, who directed the incredibly beautiful, shoe-string-budgeted Monsters, is near to signing a deal that will task him with bringing the big radioactive bastard to the big screen. It’s actually an outstanding choice, though an unsurprising one. They need someone who loves monster movies, someone with a great vision, and someone with some fresh perspective. Edwards clearly has all of those traits, as well as the ability to make a good film, not just throw Godzilla into a big city, have him fuck shit up, and surround him with terrible dialogue and ridiculous actors (seriously, fuck you Emmerich. Jean Reno was the only decent part of that movie. OK, Hank Azaria was alright as well).

Edwards succeeded in doing several unlikely things with Monsters — making a visually impressive movie on little money, creating interesting characters that were just as engaging as the creatures themselves, and rolling it all together into an intense, affecting movie. I’m sure Godzilla will (hopefully) have a bit more camp to it, but he’s still an outstanding choice. Given my love for Monsters (it made my top ten of last year), selecting him is a very, very good move.

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Comments

I was very surprised by "Monsters." Didn't expect it to affect me the way it did. And the monsters? Weird and gorgeous.

So, here's hoping "Godzilla" won't look like Sharktomantaraypotamustrexapus on SyFy at 10 pm on a Friday.

Posted by: dammitjanet at January 5, 2011 11:26 AM

Hope springs eternal.

Posted by: Paul Southworth at January 5, 2011 11:27 AM

The promo art isn't enough to get me tingling in my dangly parts, but choosing Edwards to direct is reassuring.

Something about that promo poster is troubling me. We've got Gojira towering over what look to be 6 storyish buildings in the foreground, while in the background there are skyscrapers towering over him. The perspective just seems off. Or is he on a seriously steep hill?

Posted by: Groundloop at January 5, 2011 11:36 AM

Teek, you place your faith in the oddest of places.

That being said, where do you stand on muscling-up Godzilla? I'm not a fan. He's 200 feet tall, he doesn't need to hit the weight bench and work on his lats. Just roast some bitches with the fire breath and take out an elementary school with the fat lizard tail, that's all I ask.

Posted by: Ian at January 5, 2011 11:40 AM

"Godzilla is the granddaddy of all giant monster movies, a god among children, the inspiration for all the other city-destroying creatures in cinematic history."

Ummm... King Kong?

Posted by: Ned at January 5, 2011 11:43 AM

Kong never really destroyed any cities.

It's tough to destory a city when you're around 30 feet tall.

Posted by: Kargoyle at January 5, 2011 11:50 AM

^^ *destroy

Dammit

Posted by: Kargoyle at January 5, 2011 11:51 AM

"destorying" is what's happening to Huck Finn a couple artcles over.

Posted by: Ian at January 5, 2011 11:55 AM

"Why doesn't he go straight for the flame?"

"Because the man is a professional. He's got class."

Posted by: Jay at January 5, 2011 12:11 PM

Monsters was terrible. One of the worst films of the year. The characters weren't real, they were never really scared, I never felt any danger for any of them and everyone acted in the dumbest possible way. For Example:

***SPOILERS****

Those guides being like we're used to living down here. But as soon as they see monsters, they just act like everyone else and shoot at them.

Better example: Everything the photographer and girl did. Also was he a photographer? Cause i barely saw him ever take a picture.

So I love godzilla, but this is going to suck

Posted by: andrew at January 5, 2011 12:18 PM

Gotta agree with andrew. There's a good chance that even *if* Edwards has the vision, he doesn't have the horsepower to veto the studio lamebrains who want marketable toys.

And Monsters wasn't that good.

Posted by: Barry at January 5, 2011 12:48 PM

After the various disasters of Godzilla franchise, such as Godzilla: Final Wars, as well as Mothra 2: Rebirth. Godzilla 2000.

I would love there to be a decent movie. A DECENT MOVIE. A DECENT FRAKING GODZILLA Movie. IS that too much to ask for?

Posted by: Lordninja at January 5, 2011 12:58 PM

I guess Bong Joon-ho was too loosey goosey with the formula to be considered after directing The Host, huh? I can't complain about Gareth Edwards, but it's like Joon-ho never even crossed the radar.

Posted by: Robert at January 5, 2011 1:00 PM

Now just what the hell is wrong with "Godzilla 2000"?

Posted by: Jay at January 5, 2011 2:37 PM

Jay, nothing was wrong with Godzilla 2000. Nothing at all. I have that flick on DVD, and love every line of deliberately cheesy English dialogue.

Ah, the days of my youth ...

Posted by: The Wanderer at January 5, 2011 3:29 PM

Kong trashed Manhattan pretty good. The only reason Godzilla does more damage is that Tokyo is apparently made of paper. Besides, in Godzilla's world, KK is almost as tall. :-)

Posted by: Ned at January 5, 2011 3:49 PM

Bong Joon-go would be good, but I'm not sure he could do a movie in English

Posted by: Luke at January 5, 2011 4:51 PM

I’ll spend an entire weekend holed up in my basement loaded on scotch. Which will be totally different from all of my other weekends.

Isn't it a little uncomfortable down there, what with your prisoners screaming and pleading to be let free? Mrs. TK must surely disapprove.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at January 5, 2011 11:50 PM