"Game of Thrones" Wants To Remind You That Joffrey Is Still Kicking, That Little Assh*le.
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"Game of Thrones" Wants To Remind You That Joffrey Is Still Kicking, That Little Assh*le.

By Jodi Clager | Trade News | March 5, 2013 | Comments ()


Collider has some photos from the upcoming third season of Game of Thrones, aka "The Season Where You Will Want To Throw Things. MUAHAHAHAH!" These spoiler-free pictures feature Lena Heady as Cersei, Kit Harington as Jon Snow, Natalie Tena as Osha, and Jack Gleeson as sadistic little sh*t Joffrey.





Stupid Joffrey. I HATE YOUR FACE.

I have not yet seen Resident Evil: Retribution, but it looks like it wasn't the last in the series. Resident Evil 6 is set to release September 12, 2014 and might be the last movie in the series. Director Paul W. S. Anderson will be returning and has even more killing on the brain.

Am I the only person that can't remember which Resident Evil movie is which from just the title? I mean, it isn't like they are named in such a way as to make you think of progression. It isn't Resident Evil: Genesis followed by Resident Evil: Mutation and so on. If the fifth in the series is Retribution, I'm going with Resident Evil: Reckoning for number six.

I know that Vin Diesel released this Riddick picture because he thinks it looks awesome and kick-ass. I just...it looks like Diesel is forcing the guy to smell his farts or something, right?


Finally, a few quick casting announcements:

  • Harrison Ford is joining Anchorman 2.

  • Halle Berry is reprising her role as Storm in X-Men: Days of Future Past.

  • Rebecca Hall has been cast in Wally Pfister's Transcendence with Johnny Depp and Paul Bettany.

    Enjoy your Tuesday.


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  • Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

    • hhu

      No joke. I'm straight as an arrow, but that Tom Hardy gif gave me a boner. :/

    • John W

      I can't believe that's the same guy from Bronson.

    • melissa82

      I glanced at the .gif and thought, huh, why's this here? Where's the Tom Hardy news? And then he looked at me and winked and I'm so happy. Anyway, I just want to say Thank You.

    • Pinky McLadybits

      And that is why he is there!

    • jM

      Joffrey almost looks like he has lizard eyes in that photo and it is so perfect.

    • Jezzer

      Jon Snow should remember to rinse the conditioner out of his hair before he gets out of the shower.

    • You know nothing, Jeahn Sneugh.

    • John W

      Lena is so too much...

    • Ozioma

      Oh my God, Joffrey has such an infinitely punchable face. Which is a shame because the actor who plays him actually seems like such a sweet kid.

    • Natallica

      George R. R. Martin once said that Jack Gleeson is actually a very nice and sweet young man. On the same verge, Lena Headey once said that in fan conventions no one ever wants to come and talk to her.

    • Note to self: Next GOT convention, go talk to Headey. She'll be grateful for the attention.

    • BWeaves

      And you'll have her all to yourself.

    • Tinkerville

      I went from punching my laptop screen when Joffrey's face came up to stroking it lovingly when Tom Hardy appeared. It's been a roller-coaster, you guys.

    • DarthCorleone

      Interesting. If your eyes scan across a Tom Hardy gif too quickly, you might mistake him for Keanu Reeves. Or at least I did.

    • duckandcover

      Sit in the corner and think about what you said.

    • JJ

      "I just…it looks like Diesel is forcing the guy to smell his farts or something, right?"

      It's called "The Riddonkadonk." Alternately, getting "pinkeyeshine."

    • KatSings

      I think that Tom Hardy gif just got me pregnant.

    • badkittyuno

      I *am* pregnant, but I'm worried my husband may no longer be the father.

    • lowercase_ryan

      I honestly don't know what would be worse, knowing what is coming in GOT and having to watch it with that knowledge, or having no clue and getting blindsided by it...I guess I'm glad I know but either way is going to suck so bad.

    • Lovely Bones

      I have to imagine being blindsided by it has to be worse, but then, I have been caught in the position of almost never getting the chance to be truly shocked by most of the best startling moments in fiction, though I firmly believe that hasn't affected the impact of those moments for me. I found out about Ned's death, and about what's coming in the third and fourth seasons, before getting the chance to read their respective books. I absolutely loved seeing my family's reactions over Ned, though, so this is going to be fun, especially considering how much my father likes him in comparison to Ned. (He thought that Ned crossed into Too Stupid to be Sympathetic territory.)

    • FireLizardQueen

      I'm re-reading Storm of Swords right now so I can be better prepared.

    • lowercase_ryan

      I don't think I could re-read it, it was hard enough the first time. To do it again just feels cruel.

    • FireLizardQueen

      I read it so long ago that I only have a vague recollection of what happens... It'll be less painful knowing it's coming. Also, it took GRRM so long to write A Feast for Crows that I never read past the 3rd book, might as well catch up on 4 & 5 now.

    • FireLizardQueen

      Oh, my...Tom Hardy's lips are so pouty! How had I not noticed this before?

    • Kballs

      Because you've never seen him before?

    • zeke_the_pig

      Diesel is just trying to butt-smack that guy away to stop him from stealing his totally awesome arm-cock. Let him.

    • Even at the very high level you work at, this is particularly fucking hilarious!

    • zeke_the_pig

      ...it came to me in the midst of a terrible hangover...

    • duckandcover

      Halle Berry is reprising her role as Storm in X-Men: Days of Future Past.

      Enjoy your Tuesday.

      HOW CAN I?

    • Captain_Tuttle

      That Tom Hardy gif is certainly helping me. Gotta find a way to make it my screensaver.

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