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"A Game of Thrones" Open Casting / Steven Lloyd Wilson

Trade News | October 1, 2009 | Comments (17)


“A Game of Thrones” is set to start filming, with the primary cast all in place, but they still need extras. Here’s the announcement, along with the contact info for the call. I think an Irish Pajibacon in full medieval military gear on horseback on camera would be so awesome as to actually spontaneously cause the world to end with a high score for our species.

“Filming is due to take place in Northern Ireland in the last week of October and first two weeks of November and of course all our medieval and character faces that have been used on Universal’s feature film “Your Highness” will be at the top of the list for this project, however, the thing we urgently require for paid work are CONFIDENT & EXPERIENCED MALE HORSERIDERS, aged 16-60. If this describes you or someone you know, please send in a clear photo along with full name, height and contact telephone numbers to carla@extrasni.com URGENTLY.”

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Comments

*raises hand eagerly* I can't ride, but I'm willing to learn. The male thing however... but I AM confident and between 16-60!

Posted by: Four Eyes at October 1, 2009 9:37 AM

I live in Scotland and I rode a pony once.

Posted by: TSF at October 1, 2009 9:38 AM

I think I'd make an excellent north man, especially if I grow my beard out. I'm thinking a banner man to the Starks, Karstarks or possibly the Umbers.

I've only ridden a horse about 4-5 times my entire life, but I'm sure I could fake it.

Winter is coming, bitches.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at October 1, 2009 9:47 AM

I am male, confident, and between the required ages, but I look about as Scottish as an emu.

Posted by: Neodiogenes at October 1, 2009 9:49 AM

They'd better not fuck this up or, indeed, winter will come. A short, stabby, ragey winter.

Posted by: admin at October 1, 2009 9:50 AM

GET ME TO IRELAND, NOW!

I could be a Manderly! Let me be a Manderly! I look like Wilford Brimley without the mustache!

Posted by: Snath at October 1, 2009 10:08 AM

Time to modify the spambots for good rather than evil...

I am a SEXY and HOT horse from Northern Ireland, someday I found a HOT place for u guys aged 16-60, ____GameofThronesExtras Co M____ , if you want- know more confident fri-ends,even experienced r-iders, please have a try .

Although that may bring in an unintended demographic.

Posted by: branded at October 1, 2009 10:16 AM

Oh! Oh!

I could be Brienne!

/laughs at my nerd humor.

//is sent to the Wall.

Posted by: JakesAlterEgo at October 1, 2009 10:33 AM

I could be a Manderly! Let me be a Manderly! I look like Wilford Brimley without the mustache!

Posted by: Snath at October 1, 2009 10:08 AM

Lamprey pies all around!

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at October 1, 2009 10:59 AM

NERDS!
*Takes everyone's lunch money*

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at October 1, 2009 11:13 AM

[raises hand]

Horsemanship is NOT easy to fake. PLEASE for the love of all that is holy - PLEASE get people who know more than just which end kicks and which end bites. Otherwise, horsepeople the world over will be silently gnashing their teeth while watching the show, muttering "DON'T fucking jerk the horse's mouth like that, moron", among other things.


If I wince at the pain your balls must be experiencing by the "riding" you are doing, then you need to go back to the horse wrangler and ask for a stand-in, a la the robo-horses they used in Seabiscuit.

However, there are a few guys out there in Hollywoodland who are surprsingly good at sitting a horse: Viggo, Orlando, Kevin Costner, Russel Crowe, and Brad Pitt surprisingly... and can't think of anyone else off the top of my head.
However, since none of them (albeit thankfully) have been cast in A Game of Thorns, I will reserve judgement until further viewing.
It's all about the details, bitches.

Posted by: Stella at October 1, 2009 11:36 AM

Well, I'm not confident or experienced, or a horserider, but I am between 16 and 60 and, honestly, how hard can it be? I mean, it's just like riding a bike, right? The pedals are called stirrups, the handlebars are called ears and the brakes are...

Shit.

Posted by: James at October 1, 2009 12:01 PM

I can't ride a horse but I think I can be a confident male.

Posted by: Cindy at October 1, 2009 12:56 PM

omg omg omg... just looked at the cast... Lena Headey as Cersei! OOOOOOOHHHHH Nooooooo!
I love Lena

I hate Cersei!!!!


my brain

tearing its

elfffff


apaaaart!


.............

Posted by: stofjas at October 1, 2009 3:21 PM

.............

Posted by: stofjas at October 1, 2009 3:21 PM

This is pretty much the exact same reaction Lady Donut had when she found out they cast Jennifer Ehle as Catelyn Stark. She has much love for Jennifer Ehle for her killer Elizabeth Bennet in the BBC "Pride & Prejudice" and much hatred for Catelyn Stark for being, well, Catelyn Stark.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at October 1, 2009 3:35 PM

Winter is coming, bitches.

And I can't. fucking. wait.

Posted by: LowSlash at October 1, 2009 3:41 PM

I think I just geeked in my pants. I need to excuse myself now.

Posted by: Rowen at October 2, 2009 9:42 PM





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