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Further Instructions

By Cindy Davis | Trade News | September 21, 2010 | Comments ()

By Cindy Davis | Trade News | September 21, 2010 |


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This is a test, right? Are you there Godtopus? It's me, brain damaged Cindy. Can you hear the moans and the screaming? The agony? Do you know how difficult it is for me to keep my trembling fingers off the caps lock key? If you listen very, very closely and keep oh so still, I'm certain you can hear the synapses in my brain rapid firing. The yoga, it might not be working anymore. Breathe. In through the nose, out through the mouth. Okay, here we go.

He of Lost decimation and man behind the curtain, J. J. Abrams, is in the process of pitching the oft rumored Michael Emerson - Terry O'Quinn team up show. Temporarily titled Odd Jobs, there are apparently three networks currently vying for the dramedy which would star O'Quinn and Emerson as former black ops agents. This slight description may be in line with O'Quinn's comments a while back that the two might be playing suburban hit men who have family issues.

While the idea of Ben and Locke doing a new show together causes me to experience a full body tingle, the interjection of Abrams' name immediately followed up the tingle with some sort of epileptic-type spasm and now I think I have one of those cricks in my neck that won't go away for a day or two.

Namaste. Every man for himself. This is the cost of living together, else we die alone. Two for the road? But they already stole our hearts and minds. I'll see you through the looking glass. The end.


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