Fun Size Trailer: Teen Movie Made For ‘Tweeners
After watching this trailer by Nickelodeon Movies. I decided to let one of my other less dominant personalities come out to review it. So without further ado, here is multiple personality #17 (and arguably a candidate for my otherwise dormant feminine side) better known as Bianca, aged 16 from Eastern Massachusetts. Take it away kiddo and have the body back to home to me by 9.
Omigawd, sportin' a wiener is liiiike sogross. So anyway, Fun Size is about a girl with the typical teen movie named Wren, I guess 'coz "Robin" or "Sparrow" were like already taken....or something. She's played by "iCarly's" Victoria Justice. Wren's high school crush is throwing like only THE bash of the year at his house for Halloween. But then, *tisk her Mother wants to get her drink on an' is like this buzzkill by making her escort her total dweeb of a little brother around the neighborhood to go trick-or-treating instead of going to the party. I mean what a total bitch, right? She totally reminds me of Chelsea Handler.
But like then rugrat goes missing during the trick-or-treating madness 'coz somebody was too busy talking with her BFF girlfriend and texting and trying to figure out how they can still go to the bash. So now like they had to find him otherwise it would be sooo inconvenient for them to get bawled out by Mom before they go to the par-tay. So then they decide they can cover more ground if they had a car. Okay, so they sooo cawk-tease a couple of the school dorks so they can find him faster, so they can go to the party with the wicked hawt guys. But of course the world is out to get them coz all this bad stuff keeps going on. But like, it's a comedy... so I don't think the missing urchin is trapped playing naked Twister in someone's basement for Pixie Stix, right?
Oh so, if you want to go to the movies to see this, it'll be there on October 12th 'kay?
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