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Bad(ish) Ass Travolta Returns, While Pajiba Takes a Break

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Trade News | December 24, 2008 | Comments (48)


Before we unspool another trailer on your ass, a short note: It’s gonna be light publishing around here from now until the first of the year. We got a ton of movie reviews coming your way over the next few days, but otherwise, we’re suspending trade news and the lists and Boozehound and the other regular features (save for an Eloquent Eloquence coming at you in a couple of hours). Stacey might pop in with a Pajiba Love occasionally, TK might drop some music on you, and I may bring an occasional nugget of news or a time-killing seriously random list or comment diversion, but otherwise, we’re gonna stick to the reviews and hang out with our families. It’s my favorite week of the year — not just because it’s Christmas, but because I’m going to see a ton of movies I don’t have to review, in preparation for the year-end lists coming your way in January. Likewise, I expect the Boozehound is gonna hunker down in his liquor basement, Dan’s gonna toil around in Texas, the TV Whore is gonna catch up on his TV Whoring (actually, that poor motherfucker is gonna work his ass off through the holidays), Agent Bedhead may see something besides kiddie flicks, John’s gonna continue his search for life’s meaning, Ranylt is gonna squeeze out a few bad period pieces from her memory, P-Step is gonna drink himself into a holiday stupor, Nosek is gonna play with her new boy toy, and Prisco is gonna rebuild his archive of pop-culture allusions. We’re not abandoning you entirely, but we’ll be phoning it in for a week and a half, and we shall return in January ready to take on the shittacular January release schedule and put some serious verbal hurt on Bride Wars.

Now, onto the trailer: For a few years there, John Travolta was competing fiercely with Nic Cage for the title of Hollywood’s biggest movie whore — the man would take any project put in front of him. In 2008, but for some voice work on Bolt, we got a brief Travolta respite, and now maybe the man is trying to reinvent himself a little, taking a couple of more gritty, action roles, first in Tony Scott’s The Taking of Pelham 123 opposite Denzel, as the movie’s villain, and then From Paris, with Love, opposite Jonathan Rhys Meyer, in what appears as an anti-hero role. I’m not completely sold on it from the teaser trailer, but at least Travolta is moving in the right direction.


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Comments

OK, no worries, I can take over for a few days. You can hand over the keys of the castle.

Posted by: Sofía at December 24, 2008 9:08 AM

Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and ride shotgun with Sofia. You can't abandon me during the one time of year I'm forced to spend time with my family. It's just not fair!

Posted by: Marra at December 24, 2008 9:21 AM

What am I going to do next week when I'm forced to actually do my job? The boredom, it burns! The horror!

Posted by: Snath at December 24, 2008 9:25 AM

Where the hell is that movie with Liam Neeson promising to pull a Denzel-Washington-Man-on-Fire on the people who kidnapped his daughter in France?

Did I hallucinate the whole thing?

Also, the dog with the flipped-over head in that Unborn trailer? Slightly more amusing than they intended, I think.

Enjoy the festivities, Pajiba kings.

Posted by: twig at December 24, 2008 9:28 AM

Don't worry DR. There are a few of us who are forced to work through the holidays with exception of Xmas and NY Days. Now, while it seems there won't be much to read starting on Monday morning, I'll help hold the fort down. Granted...there will be nothing to do so I'll do nothing but fling shit at the walls and discover new ways to touch myself. Curious new ways. "14 year old home alone from school" type new. But when you guys all start coming back...can the first person in the driveway accidentally hit their horn with their elbow so I have time to re-pants myself and to clean up, only to make it back to the comments section mere SECONDS before being busted...and actually have to convince you I was TRYING to watch the 700 Club.

Posted by: PissBoy at December 24, 2008 9:32 AM

Abandoned at Christmas again. Just like my childhood. This is why I switched to Festivus.

Posted by: greer at December 24, 2008 9:35 AM

I can't find any desire to watch that trailer, but Sofia I'm on board. Let's do some of our own random lists. Best natural racks?

Posted by: Cindy at December 24, 2008 9:36 AM

1- Susan Sarandon
2- Sofi the Eloquent

That's all I've got so far.

*opens Google*

Posted by: Sofía at December 24, 2008 9:53 AM

3-Kate Winslet

Posted by: Lizzieborden at December 24, 2008 10:02 AM

What the hell was that???? A gay biker renegade cop buddy film? Mom, Tom Cruise and John Travolta won't come out of the closet ... oh, wait, Travolta just did.

Posted by: Duane at December 24, 2008 10:08 AM

I just wish Hollywood would keep its grubby little hands off "The Taking of Pelham 123", I am hoping that with Zel and Tony Scott on board shit will work out, but I got a feeling this is going to end badly.

Posted by: Pookie at December 24, 2008 10:09 AM

Wait, best natural rack?

Um.... Diane Lane, Halle Berry ... you folks aren't even trying.

Posted by: duane at December 24, 2008 10:10 AM

"That's all you got here...motherfucker"?

You are not now, nor will you ever again be Vincent Vega.

Posted by: branded at December 24, 2008 10:11 AM

Sofia et al, please keep things rolling around here. You are the only anchor to sanity that I will have over the next three days. In my efforts to keep everyone happy (and not having to eat my mother in law's cooking) I volunteered to have Christmas dinner, for both families. One tonight and one tomorrow.

It is 9:00 now and I am off to begin cooking and I won't be stopping (except for liquor) until tomorrow night. As I have perfected my cooking/laptop technique (and I still have eight of my twelve fingers) I will be checking in regularly.

Help me Eloquents, you're my only hope. I will totally make it worth your while.

*seductively begins lifting shirt*

Posted by: admin at December 24, 2008 10:17 AM

I can't find any desire to watch that trailer, but Sofia I'm on board. Let's do some of our own random lists. Best natural racks?

Pfffffffttt. Bambi's father. He had a huuuuge rack.

Posted by: branded at December 24, 2008 10:18 AM

Halle Berry's rack ain't natural. She has scars in her armpits. That means she had the surgery where they put the implants behind the chest muscle. It looks more natural, but it ain't natural.

Posted by: BWeaves at December 24, 2008 10:34 AM

ScarJo has a "nice" rack, and Jessica Alba/Beil.

I have to disagree with you BWeaves, Halle is all natural.

Posted by: admin at December 24, 2008 10:42 AM

Have no worries, admin. I'll be around, making up for my years as a lurker by posting all kinds of stuff. Pajiba will still be Pajiba, only it'll take place in the comment section of a post we'll quickly make irrelevant.

Posted by: Sofía at December 24, 2008 11:11 AM

Well, I guess I'll just interact with my family this holiday week instead of read Pajiba.

Odd trailer. Also, I'm incredibly impressed by how many ways a very simple and straightforward name like Jonathan Rhys Meyers can be spelled in wrong. (Yeah, I'm looking at you, trailer-makers.) I'll probably go see it, bad hair all around aside. (Grammar? I don't need no stinking good grammar. I has grammar of my own make.)

Posted by: MoJo at December 24, 2008 11:36 AM

Forest for the trees, in my opinion. There's just nothing interesting about Halle Berry. Sure I frequently stand alone on that, but I've gotta be me.

I'll be working Saturday through Wednesday, so I'm really fucked here. Thanks, Lucille.

If Michael K ever takes a day off, though, I'll know I'm really in trouble.

Posted by: Jay at December 24, 2008 11:36 AM

Pajiba will still be Pajiba, only it'll take place in the comment section of a post we'll quickly make irrelevant.

Sounds like a normal day at Pajiba to me!

Posted by: Gabs at December 24, 2008 11:38 AM

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Posted by: lorie at December 24, 2008 11:46 AM

Racks:

* Monica Bellucci,
* Eliza Dushku,
* Adrienne Barbeau,
* And Teri Hatcher Version 1.0.

Seriously, "They're real, and they're spectacular." And what did they do with the Version 2.0 replacement-bot? Polyester hair and two balloons on a stick, wrapped in attitude and boring-crazy. Needs a redesign and reprogramming. And you know they're practically immortal. We're in for a few thousand more years of "desperate" - gaaaaa!

Left / Right '12
"Now that we have your attention . . . "

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at December 24, 2008 11:48 AM

Of course all the straight guys hate Halle Berry.

Posted by: Pookie at December 24, 2008 11:58 AM

Hey, what's everyone getting snockered on today? I favor hot cocoa spiked with butterscotch schnapps or eggnog laced with rum.

And will you be drinking throughout the day, or is there a preferred starting time?

Posted by: greer at December 24, 2008 11:59 AM

What are you implying about ben in Australia, Pookie?

Posted by: Jay at December 24, 2008 12:01 PM

Ben? Australia? Jay, can your question be any more fucking vague?

Posted by: Pookie at December 24, 2008 12:27 PM

getting snockered on?

Generally it's wine on holidays. Gotta make sure the wine goes with the food. So it's taste, taste, taste.

Oh yeah, natural racks:
* Heather Graham

Goes nicely with a pinot noir.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at December 24, 2008 12:36 PM

Natural rack:

Simon Cowell

Posted by: snapnhiss at December 24, 2008 12:55 PM

Salma Hayek.

Game, set, match.

Posted by: TK at December 24, 2008 1:27 PM

what's everyone getting snockered on today?

i started my sister out on hot cocoa and peppermint schnapps. she had to take a rest. it's only 10:30. and it's snowing. again. in Seattle. my liver isn't going to make it through being snowed in with my family over the holidays.

Posted by: pq at December 24, 2008 1:40 PM

i started my sister out on hot cocoa and peppermint schnapps. she had to take a rest...

Posted by: pq at December 24, 2008 1:40 PM

Okay, I'll bite, pq. How old is your sister?

And I agree re: Salma's rack. It is pretty impressive.

Posted by: greer at December 24, 2008 2:14 PM

Do we have confirmation on Christina Hendricks?

Posted by: branded at December 24, 2008 2:24 PM

Oh there's a guy here who occasionally shows up and insults people or praises Halle Berry or both.

Posted by: Jay at December 24, 2008 2:29 PM

Best natural racks- Ms. Brink, my 6th grade teacher. The rumor was she used to be some kind of a nun. But oh lord, no habit could contain her Amazing Graces.
As for drinkables- My father said he got all the ingredients for Jager Bombs for Christmas Day. As a firefighter he hangs out with a lot of young guys but I don't think he knows what he's in for. Should be a nice Christmas.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at December 24, 2008 2:41 PM

Okay, for some reason any time I tried to comment at work, I got a message telling me that "comments are being moderated for duration of April 1 2008." Weird.

Anyway, I can't believe nobody's said the obvious choice for Best Natural Rack....

RUDOLPH!!!

Merry Christmas, guys and gals!

Posted by: meaux at December 24, 2008 4:11 PM

Travolta is competing more for the title of biggest movie whore that looks like a bear daddy from the Blue Oyster Club Bar (tatadadad dum dadum dadum daddum)...hahahha, a la Police Academy!

Posted by: ph at December 24, 2008 4:30 PM

Well, since the reindeer angle has already been taken and I'm struggling to come up with a decent reference to imply "gun rack" (Charlton Heston? Dead. Toby Keith? Too indirect. Plaxico Burress? He stuck his gun down his sweatpants, for crying out loud.), I guess I'll just have to go with the mammary flow:

Christmas Tidings

So I've (over)shared previously that my kids have a YouTube channel. So they caught the eye of Team Britney's Blonde Bitch (she's the webmistress for BritneySpears.com and it turns out she's from a town about an hour away so she emailed my kids about making a video with them for the website while she's home from LA for Xmas). She's the one in the pink top. At the grave risk of coming across like the proverbial dirty old man, I respectfully submit Traci for the "natural rack" list...

P.S. Since the EE #2 spot is the limit for us oldtimers and guest columnists, I'm taking the fact that I've peaked in stride. Thanks, Santa Prisco...why does that sound to my ear like one of Christopher Columbus' sailing boats?

Posted by: Che Grovera at December 24, 2008 4:42 PM

Uh, scratch that business about EE. Damned tabbed browsing -- forgot what effin' window I was in. Not that you people can't cope with the occasional non sequitur...

Posted by: Che Grovera at December 24, 2008 4:55 PM

Pink top? Where? All I see is a nice pair in a yellow T.

Posted by: bucdaddy at December 24, 2008 5:15 PM

Agreed, Traci does indeed have an enviable pair! Lordy, but she seems a little overly perky in the other sense of the word, though.

Wow, the kids must be pretty excited about the video!

Posted by: meaux at December 24, 2008 5:37 PM

It was pink before Tyler started messing with the color levels...although he is wearing a yellow tee in the video. Which way you swinging there, bucdaddy -- a nice pair of what?

Excited doesn't begin to describe it, meaux. And perky is a good way to describe Traci. She's smart, too. Six years of Latin. Journalism degreee from University of Missouri (with a minor in Classics). Acutely aware of the frivolousness of her current gig, but willing to have fun with it nonetheless. I think she'd make a good Pajiban. I dropped the reference; probably too soon to tell if she takes the bait or not.

Posted by: Che Grovera at December 24, 2008 5:55 PM

Aha, perky with brains--now, that I can dig!

Posted by: meaux at December 24, 2008 6:02 PM

Still jealous of her boobs, though...

Posted by: meaux at December 24, 2008 6:03 PM

Those two are your kids? Good God, you're old...

I mean, that was a really neat video. And I am not just saying that because of the perky boob lady in the back....

I mean....uh....Merry Christmas?

Posted by: Vermillion at December 24, 2008 6:50 PM

Ho ho ho, Vermillion. I'm already past the average life expectancy in quite a few countries. If I'd known I was gonna live even this long, I'd have robbed a bank by now. Live and learn. Merry Christmas, indeed!

Posted by: Che Grovera at December 24, 2008 7:10 PM

Nice to see Travolta finally accepting his baldness....

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