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By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (20)



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Fox has announced that “Fringe” will be coming back for a third season, which is excellent news to everyone who has a sweet spot for interdimensional shape shifting super soldiers being battled by Leonard Nimoy and a plucky team of FBI agents working out of a Harvard basement. Poor man’s “X-Files?” Eh, I’ll grant that Joshua Jackson is no David Duchovny, but then David Duchovny isn’t even David Duchovny anymore.

The show gets a bit of flak in the internet tubes for being too fast and easy on the science, just stapling together junky technobabble in the interests of plot movement. I can grant that as a weakness, but I think it’s trumped by the show’s absolute dedication to its resident mad scientist, Walter. He eats red vines while performing autopsies, regularly takes self-designed hallucinogens, milks his own cow, and there was the whole mental hospital thing, but that clearly was just a misunderstanding.

The rest of season two starts back up on April 1, but until then, here’s some of the best of Walter:

“I just got an erection. Oh, fear not, it’s nothing to do with your state of undress. I think I simply need to urinate.”

“Oh, don’t be ridiculous. You were abducted, of course you need crepes!”

“My dear, I’m not certain that you’re not simply a figment of my imagination.”

“Oh, finally some good news. I assume we can dig them up? I haven’t had any bodies to examine.”

“We’re all mutants. What’s more remarkable is how many of us appear to be normal.”

“Well, we’re all victims of our own gene pool. Someone must have peed in yours.”

“Peter! Peter! They said I can ride in the back with the body. Can I?”

“Splendid, then perhaps in this case, death is simply an inconvenience.”

“We’re trying to plug a hole in the universe. What are you doing here?”

“Psychedelics? No, not since Thursday, no.”

“Don’t be ridiculous. Perhaps a pterodactyl.”

“Unless you have an IQ higher than mine, I am not interested in what you think.”

“Oh, I see. I hope she doesn’t notice the $2,000 for the baboon seminal fluid I ordered. I hope I can recall why I ordered it.”









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Comments

Those Walter quotes are great! If it were just the Walter show, I'd probably watch it. But for me, it has too much Pacey, & that lead chick stinks up the place, at least in the 1st few episodes. Some of the larger plot twists sound pretty cool, though.

Posted by: the new transported man at March 9, 2010 9:31 AM

I love the Walter Show! He absolutely makes that show, just love him. And my TV boyfriend Pacey is there for me to look at. So pretty!

Posted by: Katers at March 9, 2010 9:35 AM

Consensus among fans is that the lead chick "Anna Torv" has really turned it around, and I totally agree. I also thought she was pretty mediocre the first few episodes, but she has been very good lately, and knocked the most recent episode out of the park.

Posted by: Matches at March 9, 2010 9:37 AM

I'm waiting to catch up on this; I didn't have TV for the longest time and my brother sent me a text describing the show as "Pacey tries to keep his father, Denethor, under control while helping solve X-Files." Pacey! Denethor! X-Files! Three of my favorite things!

Posted by: vikky at March 9, 2010 9:37 AM

I agree that Anna Torv has greatly improved, and has really gotten her American accent under control.

Posted by: Katers at March 9, 2010 9:44 AM

Maybe this show is better when viewed once a week. I zipped through season 1 DVDs in two or three days and it wore out really fast. If there was 50% more Walter, I’d consider watching the second season.

Posted by: Scully at March 9, 2010 9:49 AM

I would like Walter to be my dad.

Posted by: Anna von Murderpuppet at March 9, 2010 10:44 AM

I love "Fringe." Yes, it's kind of an "X-Files" knockoff (in fact, some ex-X-Files people work on it), but I don't care. It's still highly entertaining. Ridiculous, but entertaining. And yeah, I'm a member of the Walter fan club, too. You gotta love someone who can rip a hole in the space-time continuum.

I wasn't aware that the show's renewal was in question, I thought it was doing pretty well, ratings-wise.

Posted by: Slash at March 9, 2010 10:45 AM

I will watch The Walter Show for as long as it is on the air. Thanks for that collection of quotes, SLW.

I don't want Walter as my dad, but I'd love for his lab to be in my basement.

Not that I mind, but I suspect that my husband is watching more for The Olivia Show, though he'd never admit it.

Posted by: Jerce at March 9, 2010 11:08 AM

I have a soft spot for this show, perhaps because of the obvious nods to the X-Files, but it's really just a guilty pleasure.

I think Anna Torv's accent was a little off in the beginning (it's much better now though - fun fact: she was the facial model and voice for the PS3 launch exclusive Heavenly Sword!) and Joshua Jackson verges on terrible in some episodes (his jokes are goddamn awful most of the time) but flippin' Lt. Cedric Daniels is the bossman and Spock shows up once in a while to give everyone the willies, so it's a good show in my book.

Posted by: annoyingmouse at March 9, 2010 11:39 AM

Based on the above, I think Walter is an Eloquent who never posts on Pajiba. Instead, he lets his eloquence out into the air, like a butterfly or the Ebola virus.

Posted by: Jim Doggie at March 9, 2010 12:08 PM

I always imagine that Broyles is actually Daniels later in his career. I just hate when they call him Broyles and spoil the illusion.

Posted by: Amanda at March 9, 2010 12:44 PM

Oh yeah, Broyles is the shit. He's so damn cool, he doesn't have to try. He just looks at you (ie, a perp or subordinate) and you're all like, "Yes, sir, whatever you say, you da fuckin' man!"

And I kinda dig Blair Brown in this, too. It's interesting to see a nefarious corporate type as a woman for a change.

Posted by: Slash at March 9, 2010 1:22 PM

I love this show. I have been watching via Netflix, and haven't been able to see any of the second season, but you bet your ass I'm excited for it.

Walter/Denethor is why I started watching, and then I got hooked. The casting is great, the script doesn't apologize for being so silly, and it's shot beautifully.
Bout time a good show was kept on!

Posted by: Kelly at March 9, 2010 3:21 PM

Dude, Denethor is hilarious on this show. #1 reason to keep watching.

Posted by: Jelinas at March 9, 2010 4:54 PM

1. Torv has gotten a little better. She only acts like she is smelling a fart about half the time now.

2. Duchovny is as good as ever. I'll assume you don't watch Californication. Otherwise I have to assume you are on crack.

Posted by: ed newman at March 9, 2010 8:57 PM

Also Salter could easily bed Astrid. They're flirting like no one's business. Seriously check it, it'll blow your mind.

Posted by: rg at March 9, 2010 9:15 PM

Walter could, Salter is just a figment of my tired, drunken brain.

Posted by: rg at March 9, 2010 9:30 PM

I a-goddamn-dore this show. Walter is glorious, of course, but the rest aren't too bad either. Anna Torv is one of those people like William Hurt whose faces don't seem to conform to regular human expressions. It's hard to explain, and very interesting to watch, but it's like they were kept in isolation growing up and never learned that, for example, when you're happy the sides of your mouth go up, or that your eyebrows furrow together when you're confused. Joshua Jackson does that one often enough for both of them, though.

I love that it's both The X-Files and the complete opposite of The X-Files at the same time. On X-Files it was always monsters, and on Fringe it's never monsters but some form of scarily advanced future science. But there are still monsters. On one episode a dude turned into a Werewolf/Porcupine kind of thing on a plane, and it was because of science. On at least two occasions the bad guys were growing monsters inside people that proceeded to claw their way out of the people's faces, and it was still because of science. No matter how bizarre things get Walter always explains it, and I'm absolutely smitten with it.

Posted by: James at March 10, 2010 1:30 AM

i will keep on watching this show. my favorite walter quote and delivery has to be: "Are you tripping, Agent Dunnam?"

give the guy his emmy already!

Posted by: JS at March 11, 2010 4:47 AM


















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