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The Remake Machine Will Devour Us All / TK

Trade News | November 12, 2009 | Comments (20)


File this under: It Was Only A Matter Of Time.

The remake machine is an unstoppable juggernaut, folks. Nothing is safe. It will, eventually, roll over and crush every single one of your childhood memories beneath its bastardizing wheels. The driver is a soulless, faithless scion of evil, and if he even hears mention of the loves of your youth, he will redirect this cinematic monster truck and plow through it without pause or pity.

Someone mentioned Fright Night 2 in Tuesday’s Seriously Random List. And, of course, two days later, the word is out: Fright Night will be remade. For those sad, unfortunate few who haven’t seen it, Fright Night, a staple of my youthful cable viewing, was about a young man who becomes convinced that his next door neighbor (played brilliantly by Chris Sarandon) is a vampire and enlists the help of a local actor in series (called “Fright Night”) about vampire hunting (Roddy McDowell) to aide in the hunt. It’s a clever, cheese-filled romp that I’ve always remembered affectionately. We’d previously reported that the remake was happening, but then reports were that the idea to remake it had died. Well, it’s coming back around again, as Zach De La Rocha would say.

There is some good news, however. Screen Gems has enlisted one of the great modern television writers to pen the script. Marti Noxon, currently writing for “Mad Men” and “Grey’s Anatomy,” as well as one of the chief talents behind “Buffy The Vampire Slayer,” has been drafted for the task. Noxon showed with Buffy that she’s a great genre writer with a gift for tongue-in-cheek humor, so all is not lost. It’s still a little painful, but her involvement does dull the ache somewhat.

No director or cast has been announced yet.

(h/t to Slashfilm)


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Comments

Having Marti Noxon writing the script is pretty encouraging, though there's many a slip between a cup and a lip (someone in Young Guns said that).

I loved this movie as a kid. I remember it fondly. I only saw the sequel once, but I thought that was even "ok".

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at November 12, 2009 10:43 AM

Oh come on! Leave the damned cheesefests alone.

Posted by: Cindy at November 12, 2009 10:43 AM

Every time I see Marti Noxon's name, I read Marni Nixon, who used to dub the singing for all the famous actresses like Audrey Hepburn (My Fair Lady) and Deborah Kerr (The King and I). Happens every damn time.

Posted by: BWeaves at November 12, 2009 10:49 AM

GOD DAMN THAT FUCKING PICTURE!

Jesus, dude, protect our sensibilities.

Posted by: WampaLord at November 12, 2009 10:56 AM

Marti Noxon's name is the only thing causing me NOT to scream in impotent rage. The two Fright Night movies, were wonderful tongue planted firmly in cheek homages to the majesty of Hammer Films.

But who could/should/will be cast as Peter Vincent, Charley, Amy, and (of course) Evil "You're so cool, Brewster!" Ed?

Posted by: Adam C at November 12, 2009 11:52 AM

Peter Vincent: Christopher Walken
Charley: Jessie Eisenberg
Amy: Lea Michelle
Ed: Seth Green is a little old, but he's who first comes to mind. McLovin' maybe?

I'm more concerned about the vampire and his assistant: any ideas?

Posted by: mrcreosote at November 12, 2009 11:58 AM

Good choices! What about Dafoe as Peter Vincent and Hugh Jackman as Dandridge?

Posted by: Adam C at November 12, 2009 12:02 PM

Marti Noxon wrote some of my favorite episodes of Buffy. She also wrote some of my least favorites, but I'll forget that in hopes that she kicks some Fright Night ass. I hope Chris Sarandon gets a cameo...Prince Humperdink needs more work.

Posted by: Julie at November 12, 2009 12:05 PM

Of course,(I don't know why even bother) they will FAIL, the original worked because it had lighting in a bottle on account of Sarandon and the rest of the cast making the whole thing work. Now they're just going to cast a bunch of generic MTV rejects and some down on his luck character actor to supply the McDowell character and slap "Fright Night" on it.

Dude, you want to do your shitty vampire flick? DO IT just don't smear your filth on a classic title.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 12, 2009 12:33 PM

Aaaaaand for the record, the consensus as I remember it, was that Noxon was THE. WORST. thing that happened to Buffy.

This is the person that brought forth "cunt on eternal PMS" Buffy.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 12, 2009 12:35 PM

What Slim said.

This just shows they're going with name recognition over a new vampire title, but it WILL be a completely different story. I watched it last night and it's '80s-dated and there is no way there will be a faithful re-telling.

Studios are chickenshit right now to do something w/out name recognition.

Posted by: Recondite at November 12, 2009 12:52 PM

They'll do something dumb like cast Kevin Sorbo for the Roddy McDowall role and make it a werewolf instead of a vampire.

Posted by: laredo at November 12, 2009 1:29 PM

best part of that pict above was that in the movie you could totally see her nips in that dress...

Posted by: Ted at November 12, 2009 3:00 PM

I watched the original late at night with my parents when I was a kid. Afterward they pretended to be vampires. It creeped me the fuck out.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at November 12, 2009 3:07 PM

You can watch the original FN on hulu right now.

I hate Marti Noxon! She made the last 2 seasons of Buffy suck beyond belief. Under her hand character continuity was gone, she might be great for Mad Men and even for this but don't act like she did good things for Buffy, that is a lie.

Posted by: Mebe at November 12, 2009 3:49 PM

eeeeeekz! there's that awful debra messing pic again!

Posted by: kikz at November 12, 2009 3:56 PM

The last 2 seasons of Buffy weren't as bad as all that. They had their bright spots, although which of those spots can be attributed to which writers is impossible to say.

Posted by: Daniel Hall at November 12, 2009 7:18 PM

Season 6 started out so well, but by Wrecked the show seemed well wrecked. Magic=drugs story was so lame.

Posted by: Mebe at November 12, 2009 10:38 PM

I'm not that fond of Noxon, because I agree that she wasn't good for BTVS. In particular, she was responsible for the attempted rape storyline, which a lot of viewers (and the actors, according to Marsters) found hard going. Oh, and the magic/drugs arc was lame. So Noxon = not so great.

As for Fright Night, as usual with remakes, I'd rather they didn't bother. But if they do, how about Fillion for Dandridge? Seriously. I'm not just saying that because I loves me some Nathan - I think he could do it.

Posted by: tarn at November 13, 2009 11:05 AM

Marti Noxon was also responsible for the utter schmoopification of Spike, turning a snarky, magnificent evil bastard into a whiny, emo, teenage girl.

Posted by: Craig at November 14, 2009 6:58 PM





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