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A Pajiba Ode to Jared Padalecki and Friday the 13th

Trailer Watch / Dustin Rowles

Trade News | October 23, 2008 | Comments ()


There’s a teaser trailer out now for the Friday the 13th remake, starring some Jared Padalecki fella, who is a nobody and will always be a nobody and nobody cares about him forever and ever and he sucks the end. Danielle Panabaker is also in it, who most of you will probably recognize from nothing, but she’s still more famous than Jared Padalecki will ever be even if Padalecki shoots up a high school which will probably happen because he’ll be so depressed that no one has ever heard of him ever and that’s just the sort of thing he’d do. Willa Ford is also in it, who was once kind of famous in, like, 2001, cause she was a singer and dated a Backstreet Boy, but she’s of no relation to Lita Ford, which is irrelevant and beside the point and the point is: Jared Padalecki is a nobody. Peace!

Here’s a fun fact of the Friday the 13th remake: Marcus Nispel is the director and he directed The Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake, which didn’t star Jared Padalecki because Jared Padalecki doesn’t have the star power to headline a remake of that magnitude, which is why he’s “starring” in Friday the 13th. And guess when it will be released. Friday, February 13th, which is the next Friday the 13th, which is funny because it’s the day before Valentine’s Day and in no way appropriate for what weekend, but that’s when it will be released in every country across this globe, except for France, where it will be released on March 25th. A Wednesday. What’s up with France? Is Jared Padelecki from France?

Also, don’t look now, but I think the remake is about a killer floor.



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