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Franklin and Jesus (the other one) Hit the Road

By Cindy Davis | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (9)

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What would Franklin and Jesus do? Not that Jesus (True Blood), the other one. No, not that (THE) Jesus either. The third one - the bloody Mel Gibson one - yeah, him. So Franklin and Jesus would take a road trip together, what the hell else would they do? One’s a good guy, one’s a bad guy and Michael from Lost is along for the ride too.

So here’s the Transit what’s what: Jim Caviezel and his wife Elisabeth Rohm (Heroes) are headed on a family camping trip when they foolishly pull into a rest stop. Listen, those places are for crazy people, the bathrooms (if you can even find any) are dirty, there are creepy semis with empty cabs and who knows what in their containers and nothing good ever comes of stopping at one. To prove my point, at this rest stop a group of bank robbers including James Frain (True Blood, TRON: Legacy) and Harold Perrineau (Lost, 30 Days of Night: Dark Days), are running from the cops and decide Jesus’ SUV is a good place to stash their loot until things calm down. And just what do you think that means to Jesus and family? It means they’re on the run from a murderous, bank robber gang, which never would have happened if they hadn’t stopped at the damned rest stop.

Let this be a lesson to you all. No one, not even Jesus, should stop at a rest stop.









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Comments

Hey! I met my "wife" at a rest stop, you take that back.

Posted by: the_wakeful at August 26, 2010 5:18 PM

I read Jesus and the wife take aroad trip and Caviezel is involved. And I thought: here we go. Mel is doing the Christmas story and we're going to have to watch three hours of graphic baby killing in Aramaic

Posted by: PaddyDog at August 26, 2010 5:33 PM

James Frain will always be Cromwell from The Tudors for me. I don't know much this fancy shmancy vampire show, but I refuse to let it be better in my mind than True Blood.

Posted by: JP at August 26, 2010 5:50 PM

Rest stops are always and always will be, a safe haven for the fuckin' creepy. The fact that I live in a rest stop does not make me creepy.


It makes me fuckin' creepy.

Posted by: Brittany at August 26, 2010 6:43 PM

Franklin and Russell are the craziest, most vamps yet, and I love their characters. They both provide, for a show full of train wrecks, the equivalent of a train wreck involving a school bus full of children and a jumbo jet full of passengers.

For my money though, keep your Jesus, and give me John Turturro's.

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Posted by: sophiaalove at August 26, 2010 7:19 PM

Paddy, Ha! Yeah, it was all a bit confusing, I know.

Posted by: Cindy at August 26, 2010 9:29 PM

So, Cromwell and Jesus walk into a bar . . .

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