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TELL ME WHERE THE BOMB SCRIPT IS!

By TK | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (12)



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News of a film adaptation of the hit series “24” has been buzzing around like an annoying, elusive bee for years now, and fans thought they were on the verge of finally seeing it happen. Billy Ray, who also wrote marvels like Color Of Night and Volcano (OK, to be fair, he also wrote Breach and State Of Play), was tapped to draft a script for the film, and he recently finished it.

… And FOX passed on it.

Wow.

I mean, no offense to Mr. Ray, but when motherfuckin FOX passes on something? It’s either fucking brilliant, or its Manos: Hand Of Fate bad.

But hope is not lost. Howard Gordon, the show’s executive producer, said that:

“As far as I know, it is in suspended animation. There is talk about re-approaching it. I understand (director/producer) Tony Scott is meeting with Kiefer to talk about ideas. People are still talking about it.”

So don’t give up yet. As for me, I gave “24” a shot a couple of years ago. Picked up seasons one and two, and breathlessly zipped through the first season. Five episodes into the second season, I had an epiphany… it’s fucking awful. Some absolutely dreadful writing/acting/execution/everything. I can see the appeal, given it’s rapid pace and penchant for cliffhangers, and Sutherland’s ragged, near-crazed agent Bauer is rather intriguing, but I never watched another second of the show, and I sleep better because of that.

Speaking of Sutherland, he had this to say:

“Something we’ve dealt with in the series is how the crisis always has to come to us because we don’t have time to move anywhere in a real time world. In a two-hour (movie) representation of the 24 world, planes, trains, and automobiles all of a sudden become a factor because you are not required to go scene by scene in real time. That’s something I can say I am very excited about.”

Well, that makes one of us, Keifer.

(source: Collider)









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Comments

24 was cheese. But what glorious cheese it was. The wife and I were just lamenting that it's January and we don't have a new season of 24 to look forward too. I will have to resort to yelling at my dog, Chloe, to change protocols and hurry up and eat because "THERE'S NO TIME!"

Posted by: TylerDFC at January 3, 2011 10:54 AM

I, too, LURVED the over-the-topness that was JACK BAUER and company.

My daughter and I, however, are more apt to scream, WHO DO YOU WORK FOR? randomly at people. Try doing that on Black Friday, or the day after Christmas. Its lots of fun. I should be out in another 6-8 months.

Posted by: dammitjanet at January 3, 2011 11:01 AM

So Keifer's excited that the whole gimmick of 24 won't be part of the movie. Okay.

Posted by: csb at January 3, 2011 11:02 AM

They probably passed because the script didn't contain enough torture.
Well, enough for the characters.

There'd be plenty of torture for the audience, because the writing for 24 was downright atrocious.

Posted by: Simon at January 3, 2011 11:26 AM

Yeah, without the real-time aspect, 24: The Movie: The Adaptation won't be any different than a centralized (in America) Jason Bourne movie. Now, Jack Bauer makes everything better, but the other big star of that series was the ticking clock. Without it, it ain't 24.

Posted by: RobP at January 3, 2011 11:26 AM

Manos: The...Hands of Fate?

Torgo. Will. Not. Be. Pleased. You. Do. Not. like. His. Mooovie.

Posted by: Paultera at January 3, 2011 11:33 AM

Wouldn't "24:The Movie" just be called "2" ???

Posted by: BWeaves at January 3, 2011 11:57 AM

We watched every season on DVD, loving every cheesy moment, except EVERY TIME (BUT ONE)when Jack says Nook-u-lar, and I had to scrunch up my face to keep from throwing something at him.
PLEASE, Godtopus, give me a movie before Kiefer gets too old to play the part! I need more explosions and torture to help me deal with my life! The less logic, the better!

Posted by: Jami at January 3, 2011 12:27 PM

As for me, I gave “24” a shot a couple of years ago. Picked up seasons one and two, and breathlessly zipped through the first season. Five episodes into the second season, I had an epiphany… it’s fucking awful.

That's how I feel about Battlestar: Galactica. People go out of their way to convince me of its merits. 24, similarly, has never done enough to generate any interest in me.

Posted by: psy at January 3, 2011 1:25 PM

As for me, I gave “24” a shot a couple of years ago. Picked up seasons one and two, and breathlessly zipped through the first season. Five episodes into the second season, I had an epiphany… it’s fucking awful.

Today, TK, you are my friend. Truer words were never spoken. (Well, in truth, a zillion truer words have been spoken, but give me a break here, I'm agreeing with TK. Some disorientation is to be expected.)

Posted by: Uriah Creep at January 3, 2011 8:38 PM

I know some studio execs who are just begging to get shot in the thigh.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at January 3, 2011 9:30 PM

I didn't give up 24 until Season 7 when it literally became so stretched and nonsensical that it forced me to call it out on its awfulness. Before that I totally didn't mind turning my brain off to enjoy the awesomeness that was 24.

Also I remember Season 3 being my favorite season. Too bad you couldn't hold out longer for that one.

Posted by: Littlejon2001 at January 4, 2011 2:53 AM