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Fox Takes a Dump on Shawn Ryan's Chest While Rejiggering Its Fall Schedule

By Seth Freilich | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (36)



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Next week is Upfronts week. For those not familiar with this archaic TV ritual, it’s the week when all the major networks announce their new fall lineups to advertisers, so the people with money can start buying up ad time. It used to be a truly big event in the yearly TV cycle, but not so much these days. Sure, the networks still put on a dog and pony show, inviting advertisers and press to their fancy NY show, while setting up video feeds for those that can’t make it to NYC, and next week all the entertainment sites will post lots of carefully-released-by-the-networks bits of news and clips about all of the things in store for TV viewers this fall. But it doesn’t mean as much as it used to because (1) by mid-September, a good chunk of the fall schedules will no longer look like the schedules we’re given next week, and (2) a lot of the suspense of next week is already gone. This doesn’t mean we still won’t post all that business here as well, because for the TV wonks, it’s still fun.

But case in point — late last night, Fox basically took all the wind out of its announcements, by announcing several new show pickups and a slew of cancellations. Fox had previously canceled “Running Wilde” and had long ago canceled “The Good Guys” and poor, poor “Lone Star.” It had also renewed a slew of shows, leaving just five shows on the bubble. Two of those shows — “Breaking In” and “Traffic Light” — were assumed to have truly coin-flip chances at renewal, and of the other three — “Human Target,” “Lie To Me” and “The Chicago Code” — it was thought that one or two would get a pickup.

Well last night, Fox decided to kill all five of those bubble shows, including two Shawn Ryan shows (“The Chicago Code” and “Lie to Me”). I know Dustin is bummed about “Traffic Light,” but fuck him — that show sucked. Too bad about “Breaking In” and “The Chicago Code,” though — the first was a decent little comedy, while the latter was a solid procedural. Both shows had a lot of promise, but I guess Fox was just too happy with the new shows it has in the hopper.

Speaking of which, Fox also announced the pickup of four new shows:

“Alcatraz” — A drama about some Alcatraz guards and prisoners who have just shown up on the island prison after having vanished three decades ago. It stars a bunch of people including Jorge Garcia and Sam Neill and if the idea of a mystery involving people who surprisingly show up on an island sounds familiar to you, it’s cause this show comes to us from J.J. Abrams.

“Finder” — A “Bones” spin-off starring Walter Sherman (whodat?), Michael Clarke Duncan and Saffron Burrows. So there’s that.

“New Girl” — it stars Zooey Dechanel, which means I probably don’t have to tell most of you anything else. For those who need more, she plays a girl who moves from the stix to the Big Apple, where she lives in an apartment with a bunch of dudes. We should probably just go back to the Zooey bit. Although Damon Wayans Jr. is slated to be in this too, so if “Happy Endings” doesn’t get an ABC renewal, it’s good to know we’ll get to see more of Wayans (but his role in “Happy Endings” gets priority, so if that show gets picked up — which it should, and which is likely — his role here will have to be recast).

“I Hate My Teenage Daugher” - divorced women and their bitchy daughters.

These join several shows Fox had already picked up including, I shit you not, “Napolean Dynamite.”

So next week, the only real “suspense” with Fox’s announcement will be the details of what shows air and premiere when, and what get pushed into the realm of MidSeasonReplacementVille.

…You know, for all the bashing that NBC deservedly gets, I’ll give the Peacock credit for this — it tried to actually start taking down this silly upfront process. It failed miserably (because if NBC knows anything, it’s how to fail), but there’s something to be said for getting rid of this silly thing in these days of constant news, particularly given the ever-decreasing dominance and relevance of the “big” networks. Yes, they’re still bigger than the cable nets (well, except for the CW, which inexplicably still gets to play with the Big 4), but they really just don’t seem to matter so much any more. And given our DVR and digital digestion of content, the details of the new schedules really don’t matter nearly as much as they did even just a few years ago. I’ll be lapping all of this up as much as the next guy next week, don’t get me wrong, but if there comes a time when upfronts are strictly a thing of the past, I won’t shed a tear.

If I ever have to watch this “Napolean Dynamite” crap, though, I guarantee that there will be many tears shed. Gah.

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Comments

Will Zooey be making out with women? Cuz I'd watch that shit. ALL. DAY.

Posted by: Kballs at May 11, 2011 9:11 AM

I remember there was a time when Fox was seriously considering going forward with a Sex and the City rip-off, just with werewolves. They were going to call it Bitches. That and they fucked up everything Joss Whedon tried to give them (except Dollhouse. That show had problems). My point being: I am not shocked. Fox has no taste.

Posted by: Sassafrass Green at May 11, 2011 9:27 AM

Finder isn't really a Bones spin-off despite what they say. They just backdoor piloted it into one random episode of Bones. It was weird. I didn't like and I won't watch. I am sure this this will upset Fox.

Posted by: Nimue at May 11, 2011 9:29 AM

FOX continues to makes smart programming decisions. It's the reason they are my favorite. Did I say favorite? I meant now that they've killed The Chicago Code I have no reason to watch the channel except for sports. And possibly Bob's Burgers. Well done, Rupert.

Posted by: TylerDFC at May 11, 2011 9:32 AM

@Nimue: Yes -- they should have just stuck a tag on that episode of Bones letting everyone know it was really a big commercial for a new show. Frankly, I thought it was kind of fun, and will probably give the new show a chance, but don't try to fool me, Fox.

Posted by: Siege at May 11, 2011 9:33 AM

i'm done with j.j. abrams. D-U-N.

Posted by: splinter at May 11, 2011 9:40 AM

The Finder is based off a book called The Locator by Richard Greener...I'm reading it right now (it's the only reason I know). Walter Sherman is the character in the book,Geoff Stults is the actor. I was amused by the Bones crossover show introducing the new show, but I'm easily amused and use ellipses when I shouldn't.

Posted by: Melina at May 11, 2011 9:52 AM

I saw the finder episode of bones and hoped it was a test pilot for a finder series. it was a great episode. and love the surreal existential detectives angle

Posted by: idleprimate at May 11, 2011 9:59 AM

"“I Hate My Teenage Daugher” - divorced women and their bitchy daughters."

And the all-new FOX series I Hate My Viewers, about a broadcasting executive who takes out his repressed psychotic anger on millions of hapless TV consumers. Watch hijinks ensue when The Exec barges into a Nielsen Ratings family's house and starts laying into them with an aluminum baseball bat.

Posted by: The Wanderer at May 11, 2011 10:07 AM

So here's what those new shows have to look forward to on Fox:

Good Guys canceled after one season
Running Wilde didn't even make to one season.
Ditto Lone Star.
Human Target two seasons.
Traffic Light one season.
Chicago Code one season.
Lie to Me was a veritable Methuselah, canceled after three seasons.

Let's not forget:
Dollhouse canceled after two seasons
Sarah Connors Chronicles canceled after two seasons.

Did Fringe get renewed?

Posted by: John W at May 11, 2011 10:12 AM

Ok, ok I didn't hate the premise behind Finder. Or the characters that much. I just dis-like it when they try to fool me. Every once in awhile flashing over to the Jeffersonian and him finding her science medal. That part felt disjointed, but I will try out the new series.

Posted by: Nimue at May 11, 2011 10:19 AM

The Wanderer said it better, but I want to go on the record as objecting to the title I Hate My Teenage Daughter. Call me old- fashioned but that is something that we only say/shout with our inner voice? Is this just one more way society is breaking down? Now we openly deride our own flesh and blood in the midst of their hormone-bomb-induced awfulness? And isn't this just One Day at a Time 2.0?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at May 11, 2011 10:26 AM

Did I just say "society is breaking down"? I think I might need to change my moniker to "The Dowager Julien".

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at May 11, 2011 10:30 AM

it's a shame about human target. it was formulaic, but consistently good fun. and the cast were all so likeable. it was the A-Team for a modern audience. who doesn't like that?

Posted by: idleprimate at May 11, 2011 11:06 AM

Mrs. Julien, I thank you for the kind words.

And you're quite correct. This does sound like One Day at a Time 2.0, but who gets to play the drug-addled MacKenzie Phillips character? Lindsey Lohan, perchance?

(Note to FOX: The Exec doesn't have to use a metal bat, but I just love the 'ping!' sound it makes.)

Posted by: The Wanderer at May 11, 2011 11:15 AM

I give the Deschanel thing 2 episodes. That girl is a surefire way for your show/movie to fail.

Posted by: Figgy at May 11, 2011 11:29 AM

"the dowager julien" does have a nice....old world ring to it. however, i prefer "mrs. julien" that kicks ass on pa-gee-bah (should we start this week's discussion on how to pronounce the name of this site? on second thought, scratch that: boooring.)

Posted by: splinter at May 11, 2011 11:33 AM

:throws a banana cream pie at The Dowager Julien:

I'll give Alcatraz and the Zooey Deschanel show a chance, but I'm not holding my breath. Gotta show some love to Jorge Garcia, and I'd follow Ms. Deschanel off a cliff. Which this show might inevitably force me to do.

Posted by: RobP at May 11, 2011 11:40 AM

Shows with actual creativity have to compete against ratings juggernauts like - well, you know which ones. I don't even have to name them.

Supposedly, Fox made $800 million in ad revenue from American Idol last year. I'm pretty confident no other show on "broadcast" TV comes close to that. Of course, Fox doesn't expect its other shows to match that, but I guess if the math doesn't come out right (ie, revenue vs. ratings), they drop the low-performing shows and try again. They have nothing to gain by keeping money losers. As much as it sucks for those of us who don't want to watch wannabe pop stars screeching for Jennifer Lopez and the Aerosmith guy or D list celebrities stumbling around in a dance contest.

Posted by: Slash at May 11, 2011 11:42 AM

If you are going to assail me with baked goods, you impudent pollywog, at least have the common decency to use real whipped cream and try to avoid my hair. I'm not due for my wash and set until Friday and now I look a fright.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at May 11, 2011 11:46 AM

I'll miss Breaking In, five episodes and I can't wait for the next one. What happened? I don't live in the US so don't know the ratings... but it is a good and funny show, that's for sure

Posted by: yourspanishcousin at May 11, 2011 11:54 AM

Jorge Garcia gets my appreciation for lending his likeness to a Weezer album cover. I didn't even watch Lost though, so it's hard to get much interest in watching a Lost clone. Maybe this one will finally solve what the island really is?

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at May 11, 2011 11:59 AM

Breaking In fell to the Christian Slater curse.

Posted by: Drake at May 11, 2011 12:06 PM

“New Girl” starring Dechanel should be interesting in that I’m sure none of the guys she’s living with don’t want to fuck her because we all know when a hot girl moves into an apartment with a bunch of guys that couldn't get laid with a van, rope, and chloroform. Fucking, is the last thing on their minds.

Posted by: Pookie at May 11, 2011 12:17 PM

I want Christian Slater to have a hit show so bad.

Posted by: Allen at May 11, 2011 12:55 PM

No offense, Mrs. Julien, just making a Simpsons reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FC8HZowZK8

This was the best video I could find for the sequence I meant, and though it's in Spanish, the part around 1:05 should be easily understood.

Posted by: RobP at May 11, 2011 12:56 PM

I want to be an impudent pollywog! I can fling. . .something, call it pie.

Posted by: idleprimate at May 11, 2011 12:57 PM

I liked Breaking In much as I liked Reaper. I'll miss Bret Harrison. Again.

Posted by: James S at May 11, 2011 12:59 PM

DAMMIT. I really liked the Chicago Code. Good acting, good narrative, Delroy Lindo, Jason Clarke.

It would be great if Shawn Ryan could take it to FX and gritty it up, but that'll never happen.

I'm officially done with new shows on Fox. I'll finish out House's run, which sounds like the next season might be the last, and then I'll be completely done with the network.

Posted by: Riles at May 11, 2011 1:07 PM

I hated that "Finder" episode of Bones. The main character was decent and looked great shirtless, but both Saffron Burrows and Michael Clark Duncan were terrible. Burrows had some horrid Cockney or Australian accent that almost distracted from her wooden acting, and I have no idea how Michael Clark Duncan managed to be totally non-threatening in his role of protector/enforcer. At least I am now forewarned so I don't watch it this fall.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at May 11, 2011 1:08 PM

Oh, I almost forgot - the catch phrase for the show is "I'll risk it". I know this because the main character said it no less than four times. In that one episode. I said it with him the third and fourth time. You know it's a quality show when you can recite the dialogue along with the characters after only thirty minutes.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at May 11, 2011 1:12 PM

of course clarke duncan was the finder's "legal advisor", so perhaps he was toning down the whole scary giant thing

Posted by: idleprimate at May 11, 2011 1:16 PM

Hey I'll throw stones at Fox all day but IMO none of those shows were that great. Traffic Light was Ok. Human target had Haley and Mc Bride who i love but Valley, the lead, was a stiff. The Chicago Code had some nice characters but who the fuck cast Beals as a POLICE CHIEF? That ruined the show for me.

All in all no big losses.

But I'll be happy to throw rocks with you! :)

Posted by: logan at May 11, 2011 1:28 PM

Ah, insufferable hipster-twat Deschanel is now trying to pull a Parker Posey by completely failing on a Fox series. And it WILL fail, 'cause somebody is trying to convince you this woman has something and there just aint nothing there.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at May 11, 2011 8:30 PM

As a rule I don't let myself watch any new pilot on Fox. Its a waste of time because anything I like will get canceled by the first season, if not the third or fourth episode. Why bother?

Posted by: Austin at May 12, 2011 12:18 AM

does my taste in television suck or does Fox suck? I liked Human target well enough, I laughed out loud like an idiot at Breaking In, and I LOVED The Good Guys.

Posted by: bokchoi at May 12, 2011 4:23 PM