For The Love Of Bea Arthur, Stop With This Sh*t And Do The 'Deadpool' Movie, Reynolds!
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For The Love Of Bea Arthur, Stop With This Sh*t And Do The Deadpool Movie, Reynolds!

By Jodi Clager | Trade News | December 3, 2012 | Comments ()

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Maybe you put it out of your mind or decided to stick to the "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!" rule. Alas, the Highlander remake is still scuttling along, like a dog scratching its ass on your favorite rug. The big story is that another director has exited the project. Juan Carlos Fresnadillo (28 Weeks Later) has bid the project goodbye due to creative differences. I'm betting Fresnadillo didn't want a Scottish dude playing Juan Sánchez Villa-Lobos Ramírez this time around.

That's the news. However, the part I take umbrage with is that Ryan Reynolds is strongly rumored to star. Everyone else can stop reading here, because I need to have some words with Mr. Reynolds. I'll give you a moment.


Mr. Reynolds. How are you? Me? I'm not so good. You see, I've been waiting for my Deadpool movie ever since The Wolverine Movie That Sucked Adamantium Dicks was released. You really screwed up my darling Merc With A Mouth in that cinematic shitstorm. You know this. We all know this. You need to make amends. You need to stop marrying vapid starlets with more boobs than talent, pass on all these other sub-par scripts, and get Deadpool into the theaters all proper-like. You need to do it soon. I only have so much patience and so many chimichangas before I lose my cool and start flipping tables, chairs, and puppies. I hope we understand each other, sir.

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  • Purplejebus

    Jesus we have a shitload of lousy new "talent" around here. If this is what all the extra and invasive ads are supporting, I'm gonna have to check in a lot less frequently.

  • Cuca

    The name is Villalobos. Just one word. Not Villa-Lobos. And I will kick myself out now.

  • JAJenks

    NO! No Deadpool with that super douche Reynolds. He couldn't act his way out of a paper sack much less carry that movie.

  • ee

    I haven't seen his attempts at more serious acting, but regardless of your feelings on Reynolds... he can pull off the wise-cracking snark. Before the plot-line went batshit he was the better part of that wolverine movie. Everyone seems to like him in Blade Trinity, I think he can do it. Give them 50 million, throw together a solid trailer, and the movie would do well. He's a badass hilarious ninja, that sells itself.

  • Natallica

    I say Tom Hardy, goddamn it!

  • Fredo

    For those that don't get why a Deadpool movie should happen and why RyRy is the perfect guy for it, watch this trailer for the Deadpool videogame:

  • TheOriginalMRod

    I am still thinking that Guy Pearce would make a great Deadpool, after seeing the first 10 minutes of Lockout... if Ryan Reynolds isn't going to nut up.

  • BendinIntheWind

    Do yourself a favor and watch the rest of Lockout - it is spectacular!

  • Wicked

    But boobies are bouncy.

  • lowercase_ryan

    and awesome.

  • Fredo

    This is true.

  • lowercase_ryan

    Totally agree but at the same time I worry about a Deadpool movie. It would be so terribly easy to fuck it up, which could be worse. Who do you want to direct?

  • Pinky McLadybits

    I heard, many moons ago, that there was a fantastic script out there for Deadpool. It seems like it was Latino Review that had it, though I can't recall. Directors. That's tough. I've got my favorite directors, but until I know what direction they would be going with the script, I would be hard-pressed to name one.

  • calliope1975

    I have the Deadpool script that's been floating around the Interwebs for awhile, and it's hilarious and violent and then more hilarious. I really hope it's the one that gets made.

  • Pinky McLadybits

    YOU DO?!!?!?! Lucky. /kicks rock

  • zeke_the_pig

    More boobs than talent? That is one hell of a damning Lively-indictment.

  • Green_Eggs_and_Hamster

    Is it really though? I mean, she has an awful lot of boobs. Isn't it just possible it was meant as a compliment? Saying someone has less talent than there is water in the ocean for instance....I mean, that still leaves room for a lot of talent.

    Plus, Boobs are good.

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