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Disney Remaking Flight of the Navigator

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (35)



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I’m not sure if this is a punishable sin or not, but I’ve never actually seen Flight of the Navigator. I’m sure if I had seen it, however, that if I saw it again today, it wouldn’t hold up well. But if I had seen it in 1986 and had not seen it since, I bet I’d be 17 kinds of pissed to learn that Disney was remaking it.

But I didn’t. And I’m not. I’m mostly indifferent, though I know that the remake probably won’t be any better than watching the original today. Brad Copeland, who wrote Wild Hogs is attached to write the script. He also wrote eps of “Arrested Development” and “My Name is Earl,” though that doesn’t excuse his work on Wild Hogs.

For the curious, Flight of the Navigator was a sci-fi flick back in 1986 about a 12-year-old boy who was abducted by an alien spaceship — because of the physics of faster-than-light space travel, he returns a few hours later, but everyone on Earth has aged 8 years. The boy finds living in this new time unbearable, so he — with the assistance of a robot voiced by Pee Wee Herman — attempts to travel back to his own year, 1978.

The movie was mostly ignored when it was released (it grossed only $18 million), but managed to obtain a big cult following. It was also the first 35 mm film to use environment mapping, for whatever that’s worth. I just hope they can do better than a spaceship that looks like an aluminum clam. And if the trailer is any indication (is that a Huey Lewis song?), I don’t think the remake can be worse than the original:









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Comments

"I don’t think the remake can be worse than the original"

I simply cannot believe you actually uttered those words.

Posted by: TK at May 26, 2009 10:32 AM

I'm going to have to stop reading this site, all it is, day after day, is 'This is how we're killing your childhood, one movie at a time.'

No I haven't seen this in years, and probably it's goofy as all hell to watch now, but in my memories it is awesome. I'd like it to stay that way. So 'lalala can't hear you.'

Posted by: Carrie at May 26, 2009 10:36 AM

I simply cannot believe you actually uttered those words.

Agreed.

Even when he's obviously baiting the audience, there are still moments when Our Benevolent Pajiba Overlord just goes too far.

Pretty good/interesting movie originally. Could use an update with some fancy new CGI features. Easy to adapt the script in new and fun ways. A fairly good chance to make a decent, interesting kid's movie updated for young viewers.

Will most likely suck goat balls.

Posted by: twig at May 26, 2009 10:43 AM

I loved... LOVED this movie as a child... I still have the worn vhs copy somewhere... damn you disney for raping more of my youth!

Posted by: Tammers at May 26, 2009 10:52 AM

Nope. Don't want. What's next, "The Cat From Outer Space 2: Jake's Revenge"? Actually, that would be kind of awesome. Instead of floating billiard balls for half an hour he could float cars and drop them on Disney execs. We had that movie on a tape with Star Wars and Empire Strikes Back when I was a kid so it is pretty much memorized. Sandy Duncan and her glass eye ROCKED!

Posted by: TylerDFC at May 26, 2009 10:53 AM

I did see it, and I'm still indifferent. It was no "The Last Starfighter".

Why not remake "D.A.R.Y.L." instead?

Posted by: Jay at May 26, 2009 10:54 AM

*psst Dustin*

*I've never seen it either*

*D'you think we should hide? I think maybe we should*

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at May 26, 2009 10:56 AM

Remember that cute little alien that was orphaned?? Awww...

A remake of this movie could be cool, but I'm pretty sure it will suck.

Didn't the original have Sarah Jessica Parker in it? I remember her having purple hair and being into Twisted Sister...

Posted by: Trouble at May 26, 2009 11:01 AM

Just like Tammers, my VHS copy was well-worn. My remake apathy prevents me from getting worked up over this particular film, but who was voicing Max in the trailer? It certainly didn't match up with Paul Reuben from the movie.

Posted by: branded at May 26, 2009 11:02 AM

I never saw this movie, but for some reason I have the title associated with a completely different movie. I thought "The Flight of the Navigator" was the movie about the little girl who flies a extra light aircraft to teach a bunch of birds how to migrate south.

(Do coconuts migrate? Sorry wrong movie, too.)

Posted by: BWeaves at May 26, 2009 11:03 AM

*D'you think we should hide? I think maybe we should*

It's not exactly Required Viewing but it is strange to be watching a kid's movie with a somewhat original and interesting plot, in the days before most of them were 99% tween romance or pop-culture parody.

A bit like seeing a unicorn.

Posted by: twig at May 26, 2009 11:03 AM

movie about the little girl who flies a extra light aircraft to teach a bunch of birds how to migrate south.

Fly Away Home. Which is also awesome.

Posted by: twig at May 26, 2009 11:03 AM

Haha, that would be Fly Away Home with Anna Paquin. That film makes me cry...because I'm lame. :)

Posted by: Carrie at May 26, 2009 11:04 AM

Loved this movie.

Disney loves money.

I lose.

Posted by: annoyingmouse at May 26, 2009 11:06 AM

I loved this movie when it came out, even went to it in the theater. That being said, it wouldn't hold up well today, so maybe it could use some freshening up. By the same token, this movie may have been the last original thought that Disney had. We're sure to get an angsty tween pile of hot topic out of this one.

Posted by: admin at May 26, 2009 11:24 AM

When I was a kid, I got my picture taken in front of this spaceship on the Disney Backlot Tour. And it was the best day of my life. Until, you know, we went to Chef Mickey's the next day, and THAT was the best day of my life. And so on and so forth.

And thank you, TylerDFC, for making me want to run out and rent "The Cat From Outer Space" RIGHT NOW!

Posted by: Patty O'Green at May 26, 2009 11:24 AM

I really liked the liquid effect of the spaceship and the reflection on the outside of the ship. I love stories about time travels and how everything has changed in the future.

Reading about a remake of "Flight of the Navigator", I just remembered a "awful" remake already exist:

"Navigators of the Space" aka
"Navigatori dello spazio" (1993)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107660/

Yes, the Italiens made a remake in 1993.

Posted by: Anybody at May 26, 2009 12:13 PM

I just feel like my childhood ended up on a Law and Order SVU/Criminal Minds crossover episodes.

Posted by: rio at May 26, 2009 12:33 PM

How much you wanna bet Will Smith's annoying little shit is going to be in this.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at May 26, 2009 12:59 PM

Gah! I saw that movie only once, in a small ramshackle theatre when I was 9 years old or so. I loved it, and waited impatiently for it to be screened on TV. That never happened.

Only now I remember it, and through those terrible news.

Posted by: FabMax at May 26, 2009 1:02 PM

Man! That was Anna Paquin? With all the geese and the little glider thing? And the one goose got his wing clipped so he couldn't fly and he had to sit in the back seat! I remember seeing this every time a teacher didn't want to teach.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at May 26, 2009 2:41 PM

Ummm...anyone else notice the voice in the trailor is COMPLETELY different than what was in the movie? How much you wanna bet they released it to test and people were like "Man...that coffe pot on the robot arm sure was a prick!"

Disney scrambled and had someone do the ADR in their bathrrom the following night. Not like thye had to match lips or anything.

Robots...always getting fucked. Just ask the chick who played Dot Matrix...or the little dude in the R3D2 can.

Posted by: PissBoy at May 26, 2009 2:41 PM

I think you mean R5D4.

Posted by: Jay at May 26, 2009 2:48 PM

A bit like seeing a unicorn.

twig, what are they going to remake next? Labyrinth? The Dark Crystal? *gasp* The Last Unicorn????

Money-hungry fuckers.

Posted by: Ariel at May 26, 2009 3:16 PM

*gasp* The Last Unicorn????

There was a live-action Last Unicorn remake in and out of the works a few years ago, actually.

Posted by: twig at May 26, 2009 3:40 PM

Yeah, yeah, whatever....remake The Last DRAGON.

Posted by: Jay at May 26, 2009 4:23 PM

I just... I just can't take it anymore. I give up. You win, Hollywood, you win. Take my childhood, you bastards.

Posted by: Melissa at May 26, 2009 4:27 PM

"Too many cookies. Ha ha!"

Posted by: Nanook at May 26, 2009 6:20 PM

Or was it Twinkies?

Posted by: Nanook at May 26, 2009 6:24 PM

Yeah, yeah, whatever....remake The Last DRAGON.

Sho'nuff is rolling in his grave, Jay.

Posted by: jM at May 26, 2009 7:20 PM

Noooooohohohohohoooo. This was MAH MOVIE when I was a kid. It was perfection. The awesome 80s soundtrack, Sarah Jessica Parker talking about going to a fucking Twisted Sister concert, the adorable lil' pocket alien...

I'll be in my room sobbing if anyone needs me.

Posted by: Dingles at May 26, 2009 7:27 PM

I loved this movie when I was a kid. It wasn't one of those overly popular films like ET or The Goonies so I felt like I was special for liking something so entertaining that none of the other kids were talking about. But at this point, Hollywood has already killed, sodomized, buried and spit on the grave of my childhood, so I guess I can't complain much.

Posted by: Radlum at May 26, 2009 9:59 PM

I love this movie. When I found it on DVD at Best Buy 6 months ago, I literally *squee*d, much to my own embarrassment. But I'm not upset about this. While it's certainly possible and even likely that the remake will suck in ways untold, there's still a chance they could take what is a pretty cool idea and run with it and do something interesting and enjoyable. Again, not likely...but I reserve judgment until I at least see a trailer.

Posted by: Venture82 at May 27, 2009 12:42 AM

im just gonna go live the rest of my life in a cave somewhere so hollywood cant destroy my childhood any more... whats the bet a new short circut is announced by the end of the decade?

Posted by: hermit at May 27, 2009 4:27 AM

I've seen this again recently and it is awesome.

No hate for the silver clam please.

Posted by: embertine at May 27, 2009 7:31 AM


















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