Flaming Buttfire! Check out Pizza Hut's New 13,740 Calorie F*ck You Pizza
My favorite part: The pizza delivery guy will "punch you in the face, motherfucker, for no additional charge!"
I wish this were real. It'd be Darwin's way of weeding out dumbasses. Also, NSFW if you gag easily.
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