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Pinhead Junior

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (16)



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Hellraiser: Revelations is the ninth film in the Hellraiser series and will be the first to not feature Doug Bradley as Pinhead. The film bounced around for years, either rumored to be a reboot or a remake, but now that filming has wrapped, we’re getting a lot more details spilling out. First, it’s neither reboot nor remake so much as just another film in the line, though how loyal it will be to various plot points of the interminable sequels is still up in the air and probably doesn’t really matter to anyone anyway. The plot is summarized as:

[The plot] centers around a dinner party held by one of the families of two late teenage boys who ran away and went missing in Mexico. Strange video footage and items were found at their last known location, but nothing has been heard from them for over a year. The dinner party is filled with tension and strange revelations. But the evening takes an even more bizarre turn when one of the boys—beaten, bloodied, exhausted and terrified—turns up. Relief and joy are mixed with a myriad of questions and concerns and soon a mass of secrets, hidden agendas and evil truths take us on a journey into the bizarre and terrifying world of Pinhead and the Cenobites.


Eh. Nothing too exciting or surprising about that summary. It doesn’t do anything particularly original but neither does it just steal outright from previous films. The film is slated for a 2011 DVD release, which tells me two things with a decent level of confidence. First, it’s probably going to suck, because the ninth film of a series that goes straight to DVD is not exactly the sweet spot of cinematic candy. Second, no one would care about this at all if not for the fact that Doug Bradley is being replaced. If anything, it will probably do slightly better than it otherwise would, just because of horror fans who’d completely forgotten the series checking it out to rip into the new guy.

Here are the first pics from the film, showing Stephan Smith Collins in full Pinhead makeup.

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There’s nothing particularly wrong with the pics, but he just doesn’t quite look the part. It’s not just that he doesn’t look like Doug Bradley, but that he just doesn’t pull off that carved-out-of-stone-about-to-devour-your-soul smoldering stare that Bradley communicates in every still frame of the character.

(sources: Blastr and Shock Till You Drop)









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Comments

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Posted by: D-Day at October 18, 2010 10:28 AM

Somebody's been sucking lemons!!!

And NINE Hellraiser movies?!?! This series and the incessant Friday the 13th detritus should pack up their shit and move out. It was fun and cool at first as we laughed at your outlandishery, but now we all hate you. We'll keep the Earth and everything in it. We hear the other side of the universe is lovely this time of eon.

Posted by: Kballs at October 18, 2010 11:00 AM

Just no.

Posted by: MM at October 18, 2010 11:11 AM

Hrm...he kinda looks like the new HR guy from The Office dressed up like Pinhead.

Posted by: JenVegas at October 18, 2010 11:20 AM

The only revelation I see is that dude needs a kitten. Look at that face! I just want to yell at that last picture "YOUR MOM AND DAD STILL LOVE YOU!!" (Which, coincidentally, I often yell at sad kids walking home on busy roads. They need the pick-me-up).

He's so ready to go to The Killers concert and then shuttle back home and write some death poetry.

Pain is torment,
My life is is pain
I am torment

No one understands me,
These chains holding back my freedom

People are so shallow
Like a really not deep sea
Mom and Dad lie to themselves
Can't see the sadness overwhelming me

Nails in my face,
But the rust is in my soul.
Longing for something
To take my misery, make me whole
.

/single tear

Cenobite on the outside
Is there a person within?
Leviathan is everywhere around me
Pushing another pin deeper in

"Hurting Painfulness"
--Pinhead

Posted by: D-Day at October 18, 2010 11:28 AM

Hellraiser: The Dinner Party? Good times! I can't believe there are nine of these. I stopped at 4, when they went into space. And that one was a riot!

Posted by: Chickaboom at October 18, 2010 11:45 AM

When I look at that picture I don't think, "Holy shit, that dude is STILL scary." Instead I think, "That makeup must be a pain-in-the-ass to sit for." He looks like a kid playing dress-up.

Posted by: stardust at October 18, 2010 11:57 AM

well, i guess i will just have to make due with the eight movies i own.
no ninth for me.
i mean, srsly, no bradley?
assholes.

Posted by: gp at October 18, 2010 12:04 PM

I ....there's NINE of these? I did not EVEN know that. I think the last one I saw (and only in part, because it was on cable) was the fourth one. Maybe even the third. No, I think I saw the third. It must have been the fourth.

Anyhoodles, that's probably why I can't muster up the energy to care. That and I think I'm coming down with something. Maybe mono. Or lupus. Or a head cold. Could go any which way, really.

The end.

P.S. "Outlandishery" is going into my permanent file.

P.P.S. I love Pinhead's emo poem, D-Day.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at October 18, 2010 12:11 PM

Pinhead is so sensitive.
Jared Leto Girl should have gotten the part. That chick is amazing.

Posted by: dagnabbit at October 18, 2010 12:57 PM

When are they going to remake Phantasm and find a "replacement" for The Tall Man? I mean, really, you see where this is going, right? "Let's just get some tall dude. And really, he doesn't even have to be all that tall. We'll just film him at an angle."

This guy might be a pinhead (lower case 'p'), but he ain't no Pinhead.

Posted by: MM at October 18, 2010 2:21 PM

This new pinhead (lower case 'p') better have The Voice. The Voice makes everything better.

Posted by: Chickaboom at October 18, 2010 2:50 PM

Were any of these films worth the trouble of rewatching? The Pinhead makeup was rather clever, but it galls me that we create franchises out of mediocre movies and then, years later, look back fondly on the originals as if they were "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre."

Support good indie horror flicks and ignore dreck like this.

Posted by: Christian Toto at October 18, 2010 3:07 PM

Anna Von Beav, don't lie to us, Missy. You know and I know and everyone knows it's NEVER lupus.

Posted by: stardust at October 18, 2010 5:38 PM

Glare! For fucksake! You are a creature of seething rage! Even if you're not glaring, that hatred still boils beneath the surface.

God-fucking-damnit! This kid just looks bored. He's waiting till he can punch out for the day and go play his Wii or some shit. He looks like he's not going to emote because he's scared he'll crack his make-up.

When Doug was Pinhead, even when he was playing bored, it was a boredom that came from witnessing an eternity of torments. It was a disconnection from any human empathy. It was the boredom of a child burning ants with a magnifying glass and pulling the wings off flies. This guy looks like he's actually, I'm-firing-my-agent-for-getting-me-into-this, bored.

You know what, give me a bag of nine inch nails and a hammer, I'll wake this kid up.

This looks like a waste of good suffering, if you ask me.

Posted by: DarthBrookes at October 18, 2010 5:50 PM

The more I look at this kid, the more I say JUST NO.

Why is this torturing me so much? I'm not even a big Hellraiser fan.

Posted by: MM at October 18, 2010 11:57 PM