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First Look: Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters: Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton Will Torch that Goddamn Gingerbread House

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (9)



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The Deets: Gemma Arterton (Clash of the Titans) and Jeremy Renner (Your Nightly Fantasies) bring a dark edge (and guns) to The Brothers Grimm fairy tale. Tommy Wirkola (Dead Snow) directs, while Adam McKay and Will Ferrell produce. The film opens March 2nd.

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Comments

If this ends up even HALF as hilarious as Dead Snow it'll be worth it!

Posted by: Bert at December 2, 2011 1:00 PM

#1. Looks like Van Helsing (just from the still above).

#2. Jeremy Renner really is in ALL THE THINGS, isn't he? I mean, I like him and all, but there is some serious overexposure going on.

Posted by: MM at December 2, 2011 1:25 PM

Holy shit she's wearing the same amount of clothing he is.

I'm (tentatively) in on the basis of wardrobe equality of the sexes alone.

Posted by: Nat Kittyface at December 2, 2011 1:25 PM

Did you just put "a dark edge" and "Adam McKay and Will Ferrell" in the same sentence, non-sarcastically? What, is Snoop Dogg going to be a villain?

Posted by: JP at December 2, 2011 1:29 PM

I'm curious to see the scene where the witch forces Hansel to eat...never mind. *Goes home to sit in the naughty chair.*

Posted by: Bob Frapples at December 2, 2011 1:44 PM

while Adam McKay and Will Ferrell produce
I'm still convinced this is a typo.

Posted by: Markus at December 2, 2011 2:00 PM

Jesus! Now deconstructing our childhood fairy tales is all the rage. There are no new ideas in entertainment.

Y'know I dont believe there really are different directors, producers or studios I think all entertainment now comes out of big machine designed by James Cameron and it's all the same stuff. It just has different labels on it.

Posted by: logan at December 2, 2011 7:45 PM

And suddenly Jeremy Renner's face isn't all smushed any more. I swear, a wizard gets involved at some point in Renner's angles.

Posted by: Craig at December 2, 2011 9:51 PM

...and then they all fucked. Good night.

Posted by: Salad_Is_Murder at December 5, 2011 4:12 AM