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Pictures! Oh My God! Hold On to Your Junk! Pictures!

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (17)

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I know who much you folks like your pictures. First thing in the morning. Hot pictures. Pictures of half-naked ladies. Pictures of abs. Pictures of trouser snakes. Pictures of sunsets and footprints and … MacGruber. Hot sweaty MacGruber. Here’s your first look.

God! You’re so welcome.


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Now that you’re all hot and bothered, here’s a sexy new picture from Your Highness, the David Gordon Green fantasy movie about an arrogant, lazy prince (Danny McBride) and his more heroic brother (James Franco) who must complete a quest in order to save their father’s kingdom. Zooey Deschanel also stars. Obviously.

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Comments

Ryan Phillipe is in MacGruber??? HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS UNTIL NOW??!? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

That is a hot, mustard-colored pantsuit that Miss Wiig is wearing. Mmm, hot mustard...

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at January 7, 2010 10:46 AM

Behold the camel toe!

Posted by: Mystic at January 7, 2010 10:48 AM

Awesome! McGruber and I drive the same car! We're car twin cool buddies, right! Man, I love picking up girls in my Miata, and thank god for the front bra, otherwise I'm sure my dignity would have scratched up my front fender big time! Radical!

Posted by: D-Day at January 7, 2010 10:57 AM

That pantsuit is teh hawt. Is that corduroy?

Posted by: Jerce at January 7, 2010 11:00 AM

I really and truly love Danny McBride.

Posted by: becks at January 7, 2010 11:18 AM

Man, you people are really interested in the awkward sexuality produced by her throw-back pants.

I'm not criticizing. I'm relieved I wasn't the only person whose mind went that way.

Posted by: superasente at January 7, 2010 11:18 AM

Her cameltoe is crooked. Perhaps her v-jay-jay is warped or distorted because she has stashed her dignity in there while the cameras are rolling?

Posted by: Jim Doggie at January 7, 2010 11:23 AM

Finally! Finally SNL made a feature length movie about a 30 second sketch that was just way to cerebral for the small screen! I mean, just look at what they did with the five-minute sketches they made into features. This is pure fucking genius. I'm going to go to New York and sexualize Lorne Michaels' face I'm so hard about this.

Posted by: admin at January 7, 2010 11:24 AM

admin: When you go to New York to rape Lorne Michael's face, can you start a foundation to save Kristin Wiig's cameltoe?

Posted by: Jim Doggie at January 7, 2010 11:33 AM

I love Danny McBride so much, and Franco has proved he can be hilarious (Milk and "General Hospital"), so I am really excited for that movie.

I'll even give MacGruber a shot, since the early buzz has been good. If they can bring the Wayne's World funny again, I might just forgive them for Superstar.

Posted by: Snath at January 7, 2010 11:33 AM

Danny McBride is awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF2VsKdLqbk

"Gold might get you Jonas Brothers tickets. Black is all three, sucking your dick."

God bless Kenny Powers.

Posted by: John Denver's Wingman at January 7, 2010 11:45 AM

Jim Doggie, you mean Amurica doesn't already have one? And you guys call us backwards.

Posted by: admin at January 7, 2010 11:48 AM

9 words...

MacGruber carrying his Benji-box radio...

I'm so fucking there!!!

Posted by: PissBoy at January 7, 2010 12:33 PM

admin: Sadly, no. It's like the buffalo; we won't truly appreciate it in all its slendor until it's at the point of extinction.

Posted by: Jim Doggie at January 7, 2010 12:43 PM

Sadly, I OWNED that mustard corduroy 3-piece pantsuit in 1976, and wore it many times with my platform shoes and toesocks.

I also owned the radio he's holding in the first photo. I assume it's a radio. It looks just like the radio I owned back then. It was AM/FM with a weather channel and a police channel. I thought it was far out.

Posted by: BWeaves at January 7, 2010 1:53 PM

Her luggage is all wrong. Rolling luggage should look just like a regular suitcase with 4 small wheels on the bottom and a LEASH to pull it behind you like a dog. And it should be harvest gold naugahyde, or avocado green.

Posted by: BWeaves at January 7, 2010 1:58 PM

Nay, truly the Svelte Bison will live on...

Posted by: laredo at January 7, 2010 2:47 PM