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Karl Urban Really Is The Law

By TK | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (32)



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We’re all still trying to scrub the memory of the vulgar travesty that was 1995’s Judge Dredd from our minds. From the hideous acting to the idiotic plot to Stallone looking like… I don’t know what, to Rob Fucking Schneider… well, the less said, the better.

Supposedly, Pete Travis is going to make it all better. His upcoming adaptation, beautifully and simply called Dredd, seems to have a fan’s loving eye watching over its production. Travis, and writer Alex Garland (28 Days Later), are determined to do the property justice (and have vowed not to remove the helmet). They’re assembling a solid cast, including Olivia Thirlby, and of course Karl Urban (Red, Star Trek) as Judge Dredd himself. Now, we’ve got the first image of Urban in his Dredd costume. It looks p-retty badass. The nerdlinger in me says that the helmet seems a little big, but I’m also grateful that they didn’t go full out with the giant shoulder pads from the comics, because it simply wouldn’t have translated well into a movie (as we learned from the Stallone film).

Compare this:
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To this:
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God, that codpiece is a shot of nightmare fuel. Anyway, it’s a vast improvement already.

Whaddayathink?

(source: Bleeding Cool)









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Comments

Looks pretty hokey. They key will be if they take a tip from "The Dark Knight" and make every weird or stupid looking aspect of the costume and make it functional.

That, and how many people have their spines ripped out.

Posted by: Byrd at November 22, 2010 9:10 AM

Did they cast Karl Urban's cousin Ruby Rural??? She's been a hot property since "The Rural Juror" made Barbara Walter's head explode.

All bad jokes aside, Stallone looks like stone-cold dork up there. What kind of superhero asshole would wear a spandex outfit with enormous metal garnishments? I'd choose an outfit consisting only of sunglasses to hide my identity and a sock for my cock than don that piece of shit. Sure I'm exposed to all manner of projectiles and purple nurples, but at least I wouldn't like a COMPLETE douchebag.

Posted by: Kballs at November 22, 2010 9:14 AM

*but at least I wouldn't look like a COMPLETE douchebag.*

Fixed because it changes the entire meaning of that sentence.

Posted by: Kballs at November 22, 2010 9:16 AM

Notice that we don't have a full frontal shot of Urban? Do you know why? It's because he's rocking a bright red codpiece a la Cameo.

Posted by: admin at November 22, 2010 9:21 AM

Mmmm. Karl Urban can lay down the law all over me.

BAM.

Oh God, I'm sorry. I haven't had any coffee yet.

I'm gonna go stand over there.

Posted by: figgy at November 22, 2010 9:23 AM

In the future, our cods need protected more than they do now. Historical fact.

Posted by: superasente at November 22, 2010 9:23 AM

Put Urban in Sly's Superman pose and I don't see a huge distinction. Both look pretty ridiculous. At least Sly gets to pretend he has a huge cock.

Posted by: ed newman at November 22, 2010 9:25 AM

figgy took the words right out of my mouth. My filthy, filthy mouth.

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at November 22, 2010 9:27 AM

Hey TK? You forgot something:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6cyDsuNx_U

I mean, come on. Only the greatest 2 second video clip of all time.

Posted by: figgy at November 22, 2010 9:30 AM

The helmet does look a little big on him, but he's a certified badass and if they can give him a decent script and dialogue, we should be ok.

Also, unrelated, the Battle: Los Angeles trailer is up on rottentomatoes. Aaron Eckhart fighting aliens? Yes please.

Posted by: Markus at November 22, 2010 9:40 AM

Judging by that 3 second clip, I don't see what's so wrong with the '95 film. It's a rip-roaring comedy about am asylum for obscenely large-mouthed Americans, right?

Posted by: Robert at November 22, 2010 9:47 AM

All right, ladies... You know I love all my chicas up in here, but if you don't back slowly away from Karl Urban, I may have to cut a bitch. I put myself through the trauma of his early career, and that beast is MINE! No hard feelings,right?

And the dorky outfit does not reduce the Urban tastiness. He had a stupid costume AND a self-inflicted mohawk/mullet thing in Chronicles of Riddick and was still fun to watch, even though he had the worst damn lines in the whole (bad) movie.

Posted by: Reba at November 22, 2010 9:56 AM

Is it just me or are my fellow Pajibettes (thunderclap) a shoal of saucy minks today?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at November 22, 2010 10:17 AM

The Urban brings out the saucy mink in any woman in her right mind.

Posted by: Gabs at November 22, 2010 10:36 AM

Good lord, the '95 movie was terrible. Not even the awesomeness of Max Von Sydow and the ABC robot could help that pile of shit.

Posted by: Dill The Devil at November 22, 2010 10:47 AM

The nerdlinger in me says that the helmet seems a little big

Agreed, and you KNOW that thing won't stay on all film. The execs wouldn't want to obscure the man-pretty and risk piquing the already *ahem* restless devotees.

Posted by: branded at November 22, 2010 10:48 AM

I said to myself before I clicked on the link for this article, "Figgy is going to [forbidden word redacted] all over about Karl Urban." And I was totally right! Figs, I always know what to get you for any given holiday.

Posted by: stardust at November 22, 2010 11:00 AM

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: as long as Anthrax does the soundtrack, I'm in.

Posted by: Skitz at November 22, 2010 11:08 AM

*...but at least I wouldn't look like a COMPLETE douchebag.*


-I KNEW you'd say that.

Posted by: bleujayone at November 22, 2010 11:15 AM

And I knew you'd say you knew that.

Posted by: Kballs at November 22, 2010 11:23 AM

Gabs: "The Urban brings out the saucy mink in any woman in her right mind."

I read that as:

"The Urban brings out the saucy minx in any woman's right hand."

And it still works!

Posted by: BWeaves at November 22, 2010 11:39 AM

I paid to see "Judge Dredd." Terrible movie. Just terrible. I don't know what I was thinking, I wasn't THAT much of a Stallone fan. Esp. after sitting through that turd.

What distracted me from my dismay at the movie was 2 women sitting a few rows ahead of me who had 3 or 4 small children with them. "Small" as in the oldest couldn't have been much more than 7 years old. For those who are lucky enough not to have seen it, "Judge Dredd" is an extremely violent movie. No kid should see it. Mostly because it blows, but also because of the ultra-violence.

Posted by: Slash at November 22, 2010 12:19 PM

Yay! I want Karl Urban for Thanksgiving and Hamm for Christmas.

I'm so predictable, aren't I? But they're so PRETTY.

Posted by: figgy at November 22, 2010 12:46 PM

-I KNEW you'd say that.

"And I knew you'd say you knew that. "

-Oh, I know that. AND I knew you'd know I'd know you knew.

Posted by: bleujayone at November 22, 2010 2:12 PM

So now I know that you knew that I'd know that I knew that you knew that I would say that!

Posted by: Kballs at November 22, 2010 2:32 PM

But I didn't. I only knew that you'd know that I knew. Did you know THAT?

Posted by: bleujayone at November 22, 2010 3:00 PM

No. It's new news, but now I know you knew I'd know you knew I knew.

Posted by: Kballs at November 22, 2010 3:07 PM

Our first date was going to see the 95 version... somehow we're still together. And now, there are a number of Dredd-themed jokes in the marriage, including the mumble-shouted "I am the law" when trying to get each other to do what we want.

The original has much to answer for.

Posted by: trib at November 22, 2010 3:29 PM

I KNEW IT!!!!

Posted by: bleujayone at November 22, 2010 4:07 PM

Hey, does Karl's gun look like a Space Marine bolt-gun to anyone else?

...

We all have our inner nerd. DON'T JUDGE ME!

Posted by: longcoat000 at November 22, 2010 6:27 PM

That helmet is way too big, he looks like Rick Moranis in Spaceballs.

Posted by: wonderbreadhead at November 23, 2010 2:33 AM

BWeaves
Both "mink" and "minx" are perfectly appropriate in that particular context. Though, "mink" is more often used with a negative connotation, I hear.

Posted by: Kateshi Rinkichiku at November 23, 2010 5:58 AM