Fire David Letterman!
I'm going to try to let this go, but this was too good to pass up. Last night, there was a rally of protesters outside of the Ed Sullivan theater, calling for his termination. And holy lord: Who even knew these people existed. You have got to see this, if for anything at all, to see the lady at the 1:45 mark who insists that Letterman will rape your children with his mouth.
Man: Those right-wing nutjobs sure know how to shoot themselves in the groin. Man, they are some hateful, bitter motherfuckers. If this is who I'd have to share cloud space with in the afterlife, hell is looking pretty goddamn sweet.