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David Fincher Set to Direct Facebook Movie

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (46)



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David Fincher! The visionary director behind Se7en, Fight Club, The Game, Panic Room and Zodiac (we’ll leave Benjamin Button off out of respect for the director) is in “advanced negotiations” now to make his most ambitious film yet: Facebook: The Movie!

Actually, it’s no longer called that. It’s called The Social Network, but it’s still the same movie. It’s an origins story focusing on the evolution of Facebook from the time it was created at Harvard in 2004 all the way until now, as its recently passed MySpace to become the largest Social Network online. Aaron Sorkin (“West Wing,” “Sports NIght”) as you may recall, has already written the script.

Maybe the project doesn’t sound so absurd — Fincher is an innovative tech geek. He recently directed the spots you see on television for the new iPhone. The problem, I think, is that — in an attempt to cover newfangled means of communication — he’s likely going to be left behind. After filming, editing, and marketing, The Social Network won’t likely see big screens for another 18 months, and my guess is that the Facebook phenomena will have already waned, like MySpace and Friendster before it. I think, in a way, it’s already starting to. Facebook started losing some of its cool factor (and usability) when everyone’s parents got their own accounts — now parents are doing what’s basically tantamount to email forwarding on their Facebook accounts.. It’s an awesome tool for bringing people together on the Internet, but I’m beginning to fear that it’s brought us too close together.

Fight the power. Block your relatives! I did, and now we no longer speak.

Facebook is good for something, I suppose.









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Comments

I was all ready to laugh my ass off about this until I finished the second paragraph. Being a Sorkinista, I have no choice but to see this movie (should it ever see the light of day).

Honestly, I think Facebook started going the way of the bottle-nosed dolphin when they stopped listening to their users. According to their own poll, 85% of the userbase was pissed about New New Facebook (the Twitter version), and yet they did nothing. I've seen the FB staff do a lot of dumb stuff, but nothing saps my loyalty like arrogance.

Posted by: vercordio at June 23, 2009 8:43 PM

I think, in a way, it’s already starting to. Facebook started losing some of its cool factor (and usability) when everyone’s parents got their own accounts

Finally! Somebody gets it. Facebook is rapidly hemorrhaging it's cool factor. Listen, I get that everybody and her mom is desperate to have a space all her own, but there is no point in forcing me to see it. I never cared when my peers went ballistic because they found out employers were looking on Facebook to find out what potential employees were doing (that I expected). But listen, Mom-Mom, you wanna talk to me, please don't do it via facebook. We have phones. Facebook is the medium I use to let the person I knew from third grade that I'm still around after he bugs me with the 15th facebook message containing "LOL" no less than eight times.

If the movie is made and out in 18 months, who the fuck will care? In fact, if this movie came out in 18 days, who would pay to see it?

Ah, yes, the kids checking their facebook status via their cellphones with the brightest screen ever created, during the entire film.

Posted by: Kayanne at June 23, 2009 8:44 PM

I watched Time Bandits tonight, and at one point, one of the characters talks about technology and references "car telephones." To which I went, "Holy shit, remember when that was the big deal in technology? Car phones? Jesus, this movie is old."

I imagine that is what will happen with this movie in 20 years.

Posted by: Melissa at June 23, 2009 8:48 PM

What it sounds is, boring.

I predict by the time this is released, Facebook will be like the telephone book. You know how they drop it at the end of your driveway and you carry it directly to the recycle bin?

Posted by: Cindy at June 23, 2009 8:53 PM

What surprises me is that Fincher and Sorkin can't see this is as dated and stupid as we do. Brett Ratner and his ilk, sure. But these two? Guess their egos are big enough to think they'll be making some sort of moment-defining masterpiece.

Posted by: icecreammang at June 23, 2009 9:01 PM

You've Got Mail v2.0

Che, you nailed it!

*yawn* no thanks..

Posted by: lordhelmet at June 23, 2009 9:02 PM

Facebook started losing some of its cool factor (and usability) when everyone’s parents got their own accounts
Aren't you somebody's dad? You're part of the problem.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at June 23, 2009 9:25 PM

Sewer rat could taste like pumpkin pie but I ain't eating it.

Posted by: slower lower at June 23, 2009 9:26 PM

Facebook started losing some of its cool factor (and usability) when everyone’s parents got their own accounts

And lost even more when my husband's 90-year-old grandmother joined.

I wish I were kidding.

Posted by: stardust savant at June 23, 2009 9:35 PM

Aren't you somebody's dad?

Ba-zing! But I wouldn't say it was loss of cool on Facebook's part. They weren't that cool before, the focus was on function over form and it worked. It was when they focused more on the form and kept trying to look like the cool kid that it became irritating. That, and there are far too many people who will create a profile for their 2-month old child, or their gorram cat.

Posted by: Goldie at June 23, 2009 9:36 PM

--== Cougarster.C-o-m ==-- It's where Cougar (women who are mature, rich and experienced) and men who like them can meet...

Posted by: SELINA at June 23, 2009 10:01 PM

I'd rather watch Se7en part 2 than this....

Posted by: Alex at June 23, 2009 10:03 PM

...Ei8ht?

Posted by: Daniel Hall at June 23, 2009 10:29 PM

This sounds less than horrendous actually. I must say that Fincher and Sorkin make for quite a crack team, yet I think it could work.
Honestly when I heard the name Fincher in the same sentence as Facebook, I thought, "Horror movie and quasi social commentary about our addiction to the internet" but alas. It's not quite that gruesome.

Posted by: Kamikaze Feminist at June 23, 2009 10:57 PM

To be fair, Alex, I'd rather watch "Se7en, part 2" than a whoooooooole lot of things.

I'm actually kinda intrigued. I did a bit of sociology in my undergrad, I'm studying politics in my postgrad, and the social links and ease of communication that Facebook creates are fascinating from a nerdy perspective. But I genuinely can't see what some random movie can contribute to the general dialogue on social networking websites, beyond "Aren't they weird, and somewhat scary!". It's like "Ass-Swiffer: The Movie", only less exciting.

Posted by: Shay at June 23, 2009 11:25 PM

Aren't you somebody's dad? You're part of the problem.

You watch your mouth, OJR. Just because you didn't get a tie rack or dress socks as a gift on Sunday, doesn't mean you...wait, is that Matlock on TV?

Posted by: branded at June 23, 2009 11:30 PM

No FaceBook. No iPod. No Napster. No cell phone. No TiVo. No MySpace. No nothing.

Got 'Jib. All I need. No shit.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at June 23, 2009 11:41 PM

Oh, I meant to say: I left my MySpace back at the end of my freshman year of college and switched to Facebook, because a guy who I had the *biggest* crush on at the time told me Facebook was the way of the future. (He was right, but I still firmly believe now that he's a tool) For reasons too long to go into, I had to revisit my Myspace page midway through my Junior year, and oh. My. God. There's quite honestly nothing worse that reliving the angst and self-doubt of your younger self, knowing that it's been immortalised for the whole world to see for two years. I shut my Myspace down in three seconds flat, and resolved never to post anything less than cheery on Facebook, a vow I've nearly always kept to, and had some Very Deep Thoughts about attempting to capture an element of myself within an internet page, where (transient thought it may seem) it'll essentially be stored forever. Some things aren't meant to be captured and observed, they're just meant to be.

Basically, that's how I see people looking back on this film by 2012.

Posted by: Shay at June 23, 2009 11:53 PM

Holy crap.

I go to my sisters' house for 3 hours, and THIS is what i come home to?

I am never going over there again.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at June 24, 2009 12:03 AM

I have a lot of faith in Sorkin and I respect Fincher but I find it very hard to be compelled by the prospects of this movie. Maybe if they cast one, or all, of the five women I just voted for in the other thread it would help. But I'd still be left scratching my head.

Posted by: Dave at June 24, 2009 12:10 AM

Did you get that OJR bidness from battgirl? Oy Vey.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at June 24, 2009 12:36 AM

You watch your mouth, OJR. Just because you didn't get a tie rack or dress socks as a gift on Sunday, doesn't mean you...wait, is that Matlock on TV?

Posted by: branded at June 23, 2009 11:30 PM

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha.

And I'm going to pretend Fincher (one of my favorite directors...behind Proya) isn't attached to this. The guy needs to go dark again...really dark. It's what he is good at, and he needs to stick to it.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at June 24, 2009 1:39 AM

Doesn't FaceTube have Zombies? Wouldn't that make this a movie with Zombies? We like Zombies, right?

Zuckerberg / Gates '12
Harvard-man techno-icon fascists for everyone!

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at June 24, 2009 2:33 AM

So, Facebook is cool? I guess I missed it...

Posted by: Rykker at June 24, 2009 3:09 AM

Yeah, facebook continues to make me sad. Although I remain a member because:

a) it means I can gleefully and publically turn down invitations to events I have no desire to go to
b) every now and again I can look at photos of ex boyfriends and laugh my ass off while at the same time being fairly disgusted with my own lack of taste
c) I can stalk fellow Pajibites

Only a couple of my cousins are facebook members - oh yeah and the Sperm Donor, although his trick is to create a new facebook account every six months and message me tellin gme not to bother blocking this account because it's already deleted and that I am the worst person in the world for continually turning the knife in his gut and ignoring him. Seriously, if a medium is able to make me even more passive aggressively cruel to that man then I say yey facebook, long may ye prosper!

I still don't care what 80s teen movie best represents your life/what saved by the bell character you are/how you're likely to die though. For reals. Stop with the fucking quizzes.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at June 24, 2009 5:30 AM

I've never cared for social networking websites. Maybe it's because I'm anti-social. These websites scare me a little. Why put up personal info for all the world to see? Doesn't anyone value his/her privacy anymore? Doesn't the government and quite a good number of companies and organisations have enough information about us? Don't you know that whatever you put up on the internet can linger there for longer than you wish it to. And what's cool when you're 15 is not so cool when you've hit 30 and what you did 15 years before is making you look like a fool. Most people you lose contact with throughout your lifetime you do so for bloody a good reason (either relationships reach a natural end, you have bad arguments or you simply move on with life in a completely different direction) so why in the world would you want to reestablish contact with someone you do not have anything in common with anymore? I can see where the interest in social networking websites comes from but the cons far outweigh the pros. That said, I'd probably watch the film, and cringe at the silliness of it all.

Posted by: barf at June 24, 2009 6:59 AM

Agree with Goldie : form over function ruined it.
As soon as they tried to make it cool, only cool people were supposed to be on it. Now everyone's pissed because grandma can post pictures of her cat and no one should have let her in the super secret clubhouse gang. Grow up.

I use it as a human rolodex. Listen, I moved around so damn much growing up that it was impossible to keep track of everyone. I've found great old friends, I get to see what their kids look like without having to actually be in their living rooms cringing and fake smiling, and I do this all without ever throwing a sheep at, giving flair to, or taking xy quiz about anything.

Posted by: courtney at June 24, 2009 8:15 AM

I will tell you where it went wrong: the fucking second they let high schoolers on. It was strictly an inter-college network, and it was good. Then they let the high schoolers on (who were still making MySpace damn near unintelligible), and THEY started requesting the damn changes. After that, total downhill action. There was no reason to keep anyone out after that.

This is one of the rare times I will ever bitch about the next generation.

Posted by: Vermillion at June 24, 2009 8:41 AM

Stop with the fucking quizzes.
Posted by: Alex the Odd at June 24, 2009 5:30 AM

But... but.. how on earth would I know what drunk color I am? Or what dinosaur? Or what my zodiac sign says about me? More importantly, how would I know what Pajiba personality I am?

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at June 24, 2009 8:45 AM

I keep my myspace page open for a couple of people who won't make the switch, but I feel dirty when I go there.

If myspace was an apartment, the lighting would be flickering and greenish; there would be babies crying, people having violent arguments, obnoxious music pumping from the floor below. The walls would be rotting and the place would smell like the worst of depraved humanity. When I visit a myspace page of a band I like, I tread carefully. I'm extremely aware of my proximity to horrible things and I do not linger.

Even with its shit changes, Facebook is like a seaside condo...that you sometimes have to invite your in-laws to.

Posted by: HB at June 24, 2009 9:28 AM

Noooo, no relatives. "Why aren't we friends?" "I'm right here, whaddaya wanna know?" I eventually found a good use for it as a playpen for the people that I only know through various other online communities, with some work banter. And, you know, that's fun. It's a good toy. Doesn't need a movie. "Hackers" and "The Net", right? We didn't need them either.

Posted by: Jay at June 24, 2009 9:46 AM

My sister tried to convince me to get on Facebook because she was on it, her kids were on it and OUR FATHER was on it. I set up an account with minimal info. There was too much crap on the screen and I didn't care to know what everyone was doing at that moment. "Hey guys, I'm taste testing the Ass-Swiffer right now!" When someone from highschool asked to be my friend, I shut the damn thing down.

I'm on the computer all day, doing mainframe computer tech support. I'm in a chatroom with my co-irkers for 9 hours straight being polite and technical. I use Pajiba to have fun and blow off steam and be relatively anonymous. I don't want a page on the internet dedicated to me. I want to be mysterious.

Posted by: BWeaves at June 24, 2009 9:46 AM

Stop with the fucking quizzes.

But...but...what the fuck will Sarina do with her days?

Posted by: jamiepants at June 24, 2009 10:00 AM

"Hackers" and "The Net", right? We didn't need them either.

While there was no need for The Net, Hackers is a piece of art that defines a generation. It is a culturally significant piece of filmmaking that is highly underrated.

Nobody talks shit about Hackers while I'm around.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at June 24, 2009 10:23 AM

"It’s an origins story focusing on the evolution of Facebook from the time it was created at Harvard in 2004 all the way until now . . ."

Yes, but does someone spill acid on themselves and tweet, "Watson, I need you!"

I'm sorry, but the invention of machines is interesting. The lightbulb, the phonograph, the telephone, the TV, the automobile. They're tangible. You can see them and touch them. The invention of computer software is BORING. I should know. I was a computer programmer for 20 years before I moved into tech support. It's still boring. Pays well if you can find a job, but it's BORING.

Posted by: BWeaves at June 24, 2009 10:31 AM

Human Rolodex.
Yes.
I also use it as a work distractor.
See, I'm interested in people's lives...but some of them I don't particularly want to talk to.
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FACEBOOK!

Posted by: Ian at June 24, 2009 10:34 AM

The Net with Sandra Bullock was such a good movie.
Like this one will be.

Posted by: The Land Snark at June 24, 2009 10:43 AM

Facebook makes me laugh, but it's the laugh of impatience. HOWEVER -
Things I recently learned on Facebook that amazed me:

My ex-husband's test came back benign - he does not have cancer (this is a very good thing).

My sister is going to be visiting Canada from overseas this summer.

My best friend's brother is having a baby.

Nobody tells me shit anymore. They don't have do - they just post it on Facebook.

Note:
Me and my Facebook "friends" are prime examples of why Facebook is shriekingly uncool. Social media lovers beware: we're now starting to use Twitter.

Posted by: malechai at June 24, 2009 10:51 AM

Harvard dorm room, 2003, four students: "Let's create an internet facebook like the paper one Harvard gives us so we can make fun of ugly freshmen girls!"

Harvard, 2004, Mark Zuckerberg: "Bwahaha, I will steal their idea and create my own social networking site!"

Later that year: "Damn, Zuckerberg, you stole our idea! We're going to sue you."

The world, 2006: "Wow, everyone and their mother can now join Facebook...."

2008, Zuckerberg: "I'm just going to pay off the people I ripped off to make my legal problems go away. I'm making enough money as it is - until pigs fly, my website will be the most successful EVER!"

2009: Octogenarians across the world begin joining Facebook. H1N1 hits the world... better known as swine flu.

There's your script right there, baby. Add some shitty emo music and you've got a movie.

Posted by: Ariel at June 24, 2009 11:03 AM

i love how people can unabashedly fault a communication platform for them not knowing interesting people or being unwilling to stop communicating with uninteresting people they already know.

Posted by: trippdup at June 24, 2009 2:31 PM

What worries me is that this is only the beginning of computer software movies. First it's Facebook, then Twitter, then a movie about a software that doesn't make it necessary to go to the movies, then a movie about that software that generates movie plots by combining used movie plots, then a movie about that software that turned once respected directors into paycheck whores who makes movies about computer softwares...

What's next, the LOLCats movie?

Posted by: Sofía at June 24, 2009 2:33 PM

Jay, come here. COME HERE YOUNG MAN! Hackers bad-mouthing will get you ten in your room. To think about what you've done.

I don't care about whether Facebook is cool or not - I like it just fine. There's a few whackos, but they're on the local bus too. You don't get a button to create distance in real life, which sucks. And all you have to do is be careful about what you post and take a moment of awareness about what you are presenting to the world. That super-hot shot can be hidden for the right person if you like, too.

Anyways, I do like to see what happened with people I used to care greatly about. It's an easy way to take your world in small doses, and I REALLY like/love/adore a lot of people I now get to talk to that I never would have encountered in my small patch of the world.

I really don't understand why people crave exclusivity so much that they are willing to pay huge amounts of cash, or need to brag/posture about being first, or complain when something they like becomes popular. It really just means you've encountered something earlier than others...it's not something that couldn't have been done by anyone else. John Lennon's, All you need is love says it best.

Posted by: replica at June 24, 2009 3:44 PM

Replica beat me to it. Facebook has it's uses. My husband is in the military and we're currently posted about nine hundred kilometres from the nearest family member. Facebook makes it easy to communicate with loved ones who're not close, without the hassle of snail mail. We still send cards, school pictures and so on. We still talk on the phone. But if there isn't time to talk to Uncle Bob on the phone about his vacation, it's nice to be able to check out his pictures on Facebook on your own time, for example.

It also makes catching up with old friends a breeze. You are able to keep in touch without being obligated to share more than you are comfortable with. The privacy settings are getting better all the time, even though the rest of sucks more with each new overhaul. And if you're really not interested in 'friend'-ing someone, you can block their stalkery ass and they need not know.

That being said, does it need to be a movie? No, not really.

Posted by: Eyvi at June 24, 2009 6:01 PM

Ugh!

....the rest of it sucks more....

Posted by: Eyvi at June 24, 2009 6:02 PM

Pfffffffft. Facebook got me back in touch with the world after an entire year of isolating. I reconnected with my community of friends, from whom I'd slowly disengaged due to a depression that had me at the bottom of an abyss from which I thought I'd never return.

So, for what it's worth -- exclusivity be damned -- yeah, my pain in the ass mother and a few (well, more than a few) annoying people "friended" me (though, for the record -- "BEfriend" is too long a verb, now?) and I didn't have the heart (or guts) to ignore or deny them -- but I'm willing to put up with that in exchange for being back in the world instead of hiding in my cave, with my only human contact being my son and spousal unit.

If it weren't for Facebook I don't think I'd have left the damned house; instead, I ended up back in touch with old friends and meeting them for coffee, and then lunch... and now I've gone back to school and who the hell knows WHAT'S beyond the horizon. Six weeks ago my marriage was over -- this weekend we started talking reconciliation. Why? He's been reading my FACEBOOK posts, for starters, and is heartened by the changes he's seeing in my life. Go figure.

So there.

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at June 24, 2009 8:05 PM

Go Maryscott :)! Keep going and going!

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