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By Dustin Rowles | Industry | September 30, 2008 |

As much as we complain when actors and actresses record albums despite any noticeable talent, the same goes for some pop stars. Madonna isn’t a particularly talented actress, but — if her directorial debut, Filth and Wisdom is any indication — her directing skills are on par with Lindsay Lohan’s singing career. And, of course, she tries the oldest trick in the indie book: If you lack substance and talent, just use a European cast and setting; it’ll look smart, even if it isn’t. It’s a lot like burying your singing voice in layers and layers of synth. It helps, too, to make your movie dirty, giving it a faux-provocative feel.

That Madonna — she somehow managed to suck out half of Guy Ritchie’s talent without absorbing an ounce of it. Here’s the trailer:


Madonna Attempts to Hide Lack of Talent Behind Sex and Bad Mustache

See Madonna Run / Dustin Rowles

Industry | September 30, 2008 | Comments ()

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