"Fast & Furious 6" Trailer: Brain Damage Has Never Looked So Fun

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Fast & Furious 6 Trailer: Brain Damage Has Never Looked So Fun

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | April 29, 2013 | Comments ()

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There will be much better movies this summer, but my God, Fast & Furious 6 looks insanely, terribly, holy-sh*t fun. Unlike most sequels, Fast & Furious somehow seems to get better as they go along and pick up additional passengers. At this point, practically everyone in the series is a former antagonist, brought into the fold. It's hard to remember that, at one point, the series was about Paul Walker chasing Vin Diesel, then The Rock chasing Vin Diesel and Paul Walker, and now it's The Rock, Paul Walker, and Vin Diesel chasing Luke Evans. Statham is also in this installment, though he's probably being set up to get a good guy in the next flick, just another part of the family.

Also, the bridge sequence at the end of the trailer liquified by brain stem.

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  • Strand

    Fucking love how ridiculous this series is becoming. It started as a campy Point Break rip-off, then a Karate Kid II rip-off, then a heist movie.. now they look like a car-based PMC.

    I remember seeing the first one opening night when no-one knew what the hell was up, then coming out and everyone was revving their engines in the car park. It was an experience. Of course now those cars look ridiculous with their neon lights, huge spoilers and garish stickers.

  • Ben

    wait holy shit these movies are getting Stratham now? Stratham and the Rock in one fucking movie?

    Yeah I'm going to have to give up on my fiance and just go full gay for this, sorry Shell.

  • tamatha_uhmelmahaye

    I have never wanted to see one of these Fast Furious movies, but I reluctantly must admit that this one is ridiculously eye-catching.

  • Strand

    The odd-numbered ones are the good ones. I'm hoping this one bucks the trend.

  • Wembley

    Nice to know that the reputation construction companies have for using sub-standard materials is wrong. Although it would have been nice to see the look on Dom's face as the car goes through the rail at full speed instead of launching him in slow motion. Oh well.

  • MikeRoorda

    GODDAMMIT. When I left the theater after the first one of these, I immediately hopped into my P.O.S. 1992 Ford Escort and made all four cylinders work overtime the entire way back to my dorm room.

    When I get out of this one, I'm going to get into my sensible Nissan Versa and my wife will yell at me for running at least one red light.

    ME: "It was YELLOW!"
    WIFE: "It was all the way red before you even entered the intersection."
    M: "It was YELLOW when I entered and ORANGE when I crossed under it."
    W: "If you get a ticket you're paying with your video game money."
    M: "Shit."

    The only way this movie could appeal to the immature kid in me any more is if they gave away Hot Wheels with the purchase of a ticket.

  • Drake

    That's a lot of splosiony, man-pretty goodness.

  • lowercase_ryan


    on an airplane.

  • How? How are they doing this? How do you get incrementally better sequels? How do you improve a franchise by making it dumber?

    Whatever Fast and Furious is doing, it is doing it right, I must say. I'm actually excited for a damn Fast and Furious movie.

  • sean

    Exactly, they get better. I think the main reason is the movie company just throws more money at them with each sequel. Lets them do whatever they want, as long things go boom. I am still shocked there has been no Rock/Vin Diesel sex scene yet. They clearly have enormous chemistry.

  • Long_Pig_Tailorisnotloggedin

    Because they have clearly opted to just have a god-awful amount of fun and who gives a shit about anything else? It's a healthy attitude at times.

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