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Stop Staring at Me Like That You Goddamn Mouse

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (24)



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We’re going to kick off the morning with a few quick hits, and quickly put these tidbits of interest to bed.

First off, although The World’s Greatest Dad — directed by Bobcat Goldthwait and starring Robin Williams — doesn’t open in theaters until August 21st, if you have Video on Demand, you can watch it now. And, in fact, I’d recommend it. We reviewed the movie favorably last April when it screened at the Boston International Film Festival.

It’s a twisted black black comedy, one that gets unpleasantly uncomfortable at times — part of you wants to root for Lance’s success, while the other part is disgusted at his exploitative behavior. But in any respect, Lance still manages to be one of the few sympathetic characters in the movie. Robin Williams is great in a muted, restrained role — he continues to prove that he’s a far better dramatic actor than he is a comedic one. Goldthwait — who directed 1991’s Shakes the Clown, which also could’ve been a darker more twisted comedy if it hasn’t been marred by the era-appropriate cast (Julie Brown, ugh) — seems to hit the exact right tone for World’s Greatest Dad: When it’s funny — and it often is — you’re too ashamed to laugh. His pacing lumbers at times, but his script is insanely good, and the performances are excellent.

Check it out. Also currently on Video on Demand: Dead Snow and Pontypool.

In other news, DJ Caruso — a protege of Steven Spielberg who I once had much higher hopes for before he directed the fairly terrible Eagle Eye — has signed on to direct a video game movie, Dead Space. The EA title, which still doesn’t have a screenwriter attached, is set in the 26th century in deep space, where an engineer who responds to a distress signal from a mining ship finds the vessel infested with monstrous creatures called Necromorphs. The creatures are human corpses, reanimated by an alien virus.

Video game movies aren’t getting any better, really, but at least they’re getting better directors these days than Paul W.S. Anderson and Uwe Boll. Baby steps.

In other news, Warren Ellis — a fairly popular and prolific comic-book writer who also wrote one of my favorite fiction books in 2007, Crooked Little Vein — is now working on a screenplay for The Hollywood Gang, the producers behind 300. Details are scant, except that it’s called Excalibur and it’s another King Arthur movie, which may or may not be a remake of John Boorman’s 1981 movie.

Finally, word is out that Wes Anderson’s next film, the stop-motion Fantastic Mr. Fox — based on Roald Dahl’s children’s book about a community of burrowing animals who battle a trio of evil farmers — will open the London Film Festival in October. It will be the film’s world premiere. There’s still no trailer for the movie, but a few new images have surfaced over on USA Today, which provides a better idea of what we can look forward to.

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Comments

Awesome, Fantastic Mister Fox is officially going to give me nightmares for life.

Although, showing this film to children is probably a good way to get out of babysitting ever again.

Posted by: Alice at July 28, 2009 9:29 AM

Eeeeek!!! Look at behind you Mr. Badger! It's....it's...BILL MURRAY!!! RUN!!!

Posted by: bleujayone at July 28, 2009 9:39 AM

no shit, that's creeping me out too. last night i walked into my apartment to find a dead mouse in the middle of my kitchen floor. plus, i'm straight up PISSED that they are fucking with a roald dahl book.

Posted by: gem at July 28, 2009 9:44 AM

Oh shit yes, Fantastic Mr Fox is one of my all time favourite childrens books. I cannot wait for this!

Posted by: freckles at July 28, 2009 9:46 AM

hey, how'd you get my facebook pic??

Posted by: annoyingmouse at July 28, 2009 9:46 AM

That is some creepy shit. I think I'll get the DVD from Netflix and watch it with all the lights on. In the middle of the day.

Posted by: stardust savant at July 28, 2009 9:53 AM

I can't figure out if the mouse wants to eat me or molest me. Probably a bit of both. Jebus but in what order? Someone hold me.

Posted by: admin at July 28, 2009 10:09 AM

"a trio of evil farmers"

There must be some mistake. The only evil people in movies, as in the Real World, are industrialists and corporate titans, those evil motherfuckers who create hundreds of jobs, and products that people want and need.

Evil farmers. Huh. This actually gives me hope. You watch, one of these days Hollywood is going to allow a black man to portray an evil villain *, mark my words! "We shall overcome! Glory, glory hallelujah! I have a dream that one day evil villains will be judged not by the color of their skin but by their lack of character and morals!"

* -- I know, deistbrawler, I know, I'm still looking

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 28, 2009 10:09 AM

My God, those eyes...Always staring, never blinking...WHY WON'T THEY STOP? WHY WON'T THOSE AWFUL GODDAMN EYES STOP STARING?! GYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at July 28, 2009 10:16 AM

It's good to see Jabba's sidekick is getting more work.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at July 28, 2009 10:20 AM

"," Evil farmers are in several movies. Chicken Run comes to mind. And Wallace & Grommit: A Close Shave had an evil knitting store owner / sheep rustler. Does that count as a farmer? Actually, the only evil farmers I can think of are in children's movies.

Posted by: BWeaves at July 28, 2009 10:21 AM

The mouse isn't blinking...is that Tobie Maguire?

Posted by: PissBoy at July 28, 2009 10:27 AM

I sincerely hope the last two pictures are actual scenes from the movie.

Posted by: Lucie at July 28, 2009 10:32 AM

Actually, instead of having voiceovers, they just have Bill Murray in the back of the tiny house talking. Saves money that way.

Posted by: buttercup at July 28, 2009 10:35 AM

Yeah, whatever Mouse. You can't hypno---

*kicks cat and poops behind fridge*

SNAP!

---tize me. Dressed like an alcoholic Crocodile Hunter and actin' all crazy. Why don't you go put a shrimp on my nuts, buddy?

*tosses cat in the pool*

Posted by: Kballs at July 28, 2009 10:51 AM

Evil farmers. Huh. This actually gives me hope.

Take it from me bucdaddy, I have a metric fuckton of experience with evil farmers. They drive you to drink and stab.

Posted by: admin at July 28, 2009 10:52 AM

Wait, Megan Fox got married to a rodent? And they made a movie out of it? Well, at lest it isn't another corrupt remake.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at July 28, 2009 10:59 AM

Whoa, wait, back up the bus...
Pajiba had something nice to say about Robin Williams?

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at July 28, 2009 12:25 PM

That is actually an opossum, not a mouse (the position of the nostrils is a dead giveaway).

Posted by: slim at July 28, 2009 12:26 PM

Thanks, BWeaves, now I'll have that fucking Sean the Sheep song in my brain all damn day. The looks I get at the butcher shop.

Posted by: slower lower at July 28, 2009 1:45 PM

The mouse is FREAKING ME OUT. But the rest of it looks pretty awesome.

Posted by: figgy at July 28, 2009 2:11 PM

Say yes to Stop Motion, say no to Motion Capture.

Posted by: figgy at July 28, 2009 2:24 PM

This is making me sad.
Fantastic Mr Fox was no.4 on my list of favourite books (that I wrote when I was 10) and I know that I will be entirely too terrified to see that film, because the picture alone is freaking me the hell out.
I think a sign needs to made and then paraded around studios who decide to screw with my childhood. Something like:

Do Not Fuck With Roald Dahl Or I Will Cut You (Bitch/es). Yes. This Means You, The Fucktard/s Who Created That Mouse And Possibly The Other Slightly Less Creepy But Still Kind Of Messed Up Characters That Will Now Replace My Nice Memories And Haunt My Dreams.

Hmm. I think it needs to be shorter. More pithy. Full of pith. Pith full.
I don't think I need any more wine.

Posted by: Squeeziee at July 28, 2009 3:00 PM

Dead Space already has a freaky cartoon adaptation, Dead Space:Downfall. Just watched it on Netflix. Didn't know it was based on a video game but that would explain the subtitle. It might be a halfway decent movie.

Posted by: HappyGobo at July 30, 2009 12:46 AM


















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