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and the picture in the header? Freaks me the fuck out. Your thoughts?

I can't comment on the trailer, as it's blocked from work.

But I agree 100% on the that picture. Oh my...

I do not like that picture. Do not like it. Which makes me way too excited to see this movie.

I do not like that picture. Do not like it. Which makes me way too excited to see this movie.

Posted by: Julie at December 15, 2009 10:41 AM

I agree. I'd like to see whatever that thing is get cut up by that deadly sword.

Words cannot express the therapeutic value of watching Jesse Eisenberg take a sledge hammer to the head of that hideous zombie clown from Zombieland that kept popping up on this site every other god damned day.

"Fuck this clown", indeed...

Now all we have see is the Human Centipede successfully, uh, disengaged, and Odette Yustman's bare ass and we're golden!

LOVE the pic. It has, like, flesh bangs. Or skin bangs?

If it wasn't for the severely creepy chick in the header material, this would be prime MST3K material.

The music in the trailer is ATROCIOUS and the production values and special effects look like a made-for-TV movie. I love the creepiness of the pic at the top of this column, but the rest of this looks like a heap of crap. I'd watch it if it were on TNT on a Tuesday night, but that's about it.

Whatwait ... Mackenize's in this? She was the only reason to watch "Seventh Heaven" ever. Half my dreams still involve Ruthie and a bag of candy ...

Fuck. Now I have to watch the damn trailer. Like I've got all day and nothing better to do but recover from having my gut sliced open.

Oh, wait ...

Wow, that trailer sure is ... dark.

I love the creepiness of the pic at the top of this column, but the rest of this looks like a heap of crap.

Agreed. I was excited for a moment because of that delightfully creepy picture, but the trailer is complete shit. I couldn't even finish it.

It certainly looks weird. I'm fearing some hidden Christian allegory in the film. I've no evidence, only a gut instinct. It's either that or we've seen all that's worth seeing in the film in the trailer.

Can we please, please, PLEASE get an earlybird Dexter review this week? I am sure I am speaking for everyone when I say that I am freaking out waiting to share thoughts on it.

And this shit, seriously creepy looking. Especially that thing in the header pic.

Nevermind, that's JK not TK huh?

*lowers head to desk*

Boy, and I was starting to think that I was a regular.

I want to say this movie will not suck, but... Thomas Ian Nicholas has second billing? Couldn't get anybody who can act? Strike 1.

Auuugh!

Normally I would say "I am IN!" but... but...

Yeah, the trailer music is totally crap, and I thought my love for Brad Dourif knew no bounds, but gotdamn if that wasn't the worst and palest impression of evil warlock-y type dude, and... and...

I'd still see it, but I don't know that I'm expecting much.

@Robert: I'm fearing some hidden Christian allegory in the film.

I hadn't thought of that at all, but after reading your comment, I'm highly suspicious. I mean, I'm totally down with pseudo-biblical nonsense a la the upcoming Legion - put Kevin Durand in some badass wings, sure! But nothing would ruin it faster for me than having some sort of "message".

I don't see what anyone likes in that trailer. This looks like one of those terrible Sci-Fi made movies my roommate is always watching. The music sounded horrible, the tiny amount of dialogue came off as cheesy, and the special effects...seriously does that not look like something done on the cheap. I was getting flashbacks to the special effects of "The Core". This just looks cheesy...

Jesus ass, what the what with that picture? I'm utterly creeped out but I can't stop looking at it because I'm trying to figure out what the holy hell's going on there.

You can tell by both the score and the fake lightning...yes, and the presence of Thomas Ian Nichols (Guitar player extraordinaire!!!!) that this is STRAIGHT to DVD and then immediately to the 99 cent bin at the carwash.

so no one else got "Horror-Labyrinth" vibes?

i got horror labyrinth vibes and new moon vibes. that pictures is, i don't even know, but creepy is surely a word that comes up. i'll be up for it. problem is ive seen some great trailers for wack ass movies so it could go either way and this movie could suck dick. ill try and give it a shot.

Doesn't she look like she got caught with her hand in the cookie jar? A warm, pulsing (well, maybe not anymore), gory cookie jar?

now that's and image i won't get out of my head all day.

Brad Dourif, in full-on Grima Wormtongue mode

Does Brad Dourif have another mode? The dude could turn a reading of Green Eggs and Ham into a nightmare journey through the dark heart of whatever...

The music in the trailer is ATROCIOUS and the production values and special effects look like a made-for-TV movie. I love the creepiness of the pic at the top of this column, but the rest of this looks like a heap of crap.

I mostly feel the same way. The pictures really makes me want to like the trailer, but it really does seem kind of made-for-tv in its production values. Or a series of video game cut-scenes. On the other hand, some of the visuals seemed rather cool. Back to the other, the story seems super-cliche...

Conflicted.

Huh? This is totally Children of the corn with grown ups meets zombies. That "creepy" bitch is totally "He who walks behind the rows" sister from anotha motha.

In other words total shite!

So agree and not in a stupid "i'm just going to go with it" attitude way (and good list btw). This looks really cool and has me interested. I think the more people who love it and hate it the better it gets. It has to be good if ppl are so crazy. Im totally there too. Don't ruin it or I won't like you :)

Sorry but there is no way you're ever dragging me to twilight. I'm not going to be a pessimist here at all just because these people look like they have a bunch of tween followers. If anything, Brad Dourif is a huge reason I'm seeing this. The other side is that the hero doesn't look lame like this Pattinson weirdo. Music is weird but unless they're stupid that's not gonna be the only music in the movie. If it is, I'll see it just to see the history of dumbness solidified. Either way, I agree to see it.

i don't give two shits what anyone says i'm seeing this. i actually don't hate twilight. i don't hate nor do i love it. It just is what it is. i just don't have anytime to care about it. who the fuck cares. let them have their bullshit fun and get the fuck on with your life. i really like this and will see this no matter what. the only thing i hate is ignorance. all i see is a teaser trailer. give me more and i'll give you my intelligent opinion. until then, i like it. i like the visuals, i like the fighting, i like some of the acting but i don't see any scenes so i have no idea. i'll see this the moment it comes out and i want to see this in theatres.

looks kinda stabby

I'm with Keler on the whole "I do not even care about Twilight" thing. This movie flirts with it but maybe they're on to something by taking that and making it something I wanna see. Do not want to see a chick flick but the graphics are good. It has a resident evil touch to it.

Are those bats flying around in the background when they are fighting in the end? I'll go just for that!

Ames are you on an acid trip? where did you get that? I will now see this movie on acid. Maybe it will be a Pink Floyd experience OR it will terrorize me like The Scarecrow blasting me with his "SPECIAL RECIPE!" NIIIICE. NOO MATTA WHAT I BE LOOKIN 4WARD 2 IT!! THANX 4 THE IDEAAAAA!

I agree with most of you on the Twilight or Harry Potter or what is basically an epic fantasy tale correlation. This appears to be much more adult but in a good way. I think that's original as most films are either strictly for adult audiences and are frankly really boring (with a few exceptions of course). Most fantasies are for children and annoying to mostly anyone with intelligence. This is one of the top movies I'm watching for now. I am so into this. I would love to know more about the story beyond whats on wikipedia. I can leave that go for the moment.

I am feeling New Moon virus symptomatic

I will attempt to avoid any New Moon analogies despite the outstandingly apparent details. I wouldn't see that movie if you paid me. I have watched this over and over and the more I watch it the more it is growing on me. Growing on me like a virus. Oh the drama. I don't know what to make of this but it could turn out to be really good or horrible. I just don't know what to make of it but I can't get it out of my head either way. I'll check it out but will throw my food at the screen if it's anything less than spectacular. Come on, Pulp Fiction me.

This movie REALLY seems less interesting to me. The story doesn't make sense at all. If you read the description it says a small farmland town, which doesn't make sense why so many people are dead in one little area. It's not like this movie takes place in Chicago or New York where you see a lot of people walking everywhere. Why does it take only one slash of that guy's sword to kill a zombie in a split second?...That's so fake! The acting is horrible; no one in the friggin movie even looks scared. You can tell how scared the main characters are in horror movies just by the expression of their faces and their behaviors (for example, paranormal activity), but not in this movie... This is just another one of those 'cheap' movies...kind of like spiderman 3 (which I just recently saw and was very disappointed) not worth spending money.

i love it and i typically HATE most trailers