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Explosions, Aliens, and Angst: Three Different Trailers or a Michael Bay Coming of Age Comedy?

By Jodi Clager | Trade News | January 4, 2013 | Comments ()

A Good Day To Die Hard trailer has the most explosions of the three here, unless you count the explosion of hormones and emotion in Ginger & Rosa. Bruce Willis is once again John McClane, Badass Motherf*cker, and he is in Russia to help his wayward son. But wait! His son is actually a CIA Operative Motherf*cker and kind of looks like Sam Worthington! Papa McClane and Offspring McClane join forces to stop a smug asshole criminal. Wheee!

The final trailer is for Dark Skies, starring Keri Russell, J.K. Simmons, and Josh "You'll Always Be Incestuous To Me" Hamilton. I'm not saying that this movie is about aliens, but it's about aliens.

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