Exorcisms, Vengeful Mamas, And Barely College Girls. It's Just Another White Boy Day In Hollywood.
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Exorcisms, Vengeful Mamas, And Barely Dressed College Girls. It's Just Another White Boy Day In Hollywood.

By Jodi Clager | Trade News | January 9, 2013 | Comments ()


Yes, yes. The auto-play feature on the trailer is a pain in the ass and ruins your stealth mission to check out Pajiba when no one is looking. I would apologize but I searched for a trailer that wouldn't start on its own and couldn't find one. The trailer in question is for The Last Exorcism 2, which is of course kind of a stupid title for a sequel. What else were they going to call it? Anyway, the sequel picks up after the last one ended, with Nell Sweetzer (Ashley Bell) being found alone and with no memory of the events from the last film. All I can say is at least it isn't found footage. If you can make it through the trailer without rolling your eyes, I salute you!

Moving right along, I have some images from Harmony Korine's Springbreakers. The movie concerns some girls, Brit (Ashley Benson), Candy (Vanessa Hudgens), Cotty (Rachel Korine), and Faith (Selena Gomez), who don't want their spring break to end. They end up robbing a restaurant to fuel their debauchery, as you do in these situations. They get arrested and then are bailed out by a drug dealer named Alien (James Franco), clearly the offspring of Drexl Spivey. I have several pictures here, but you can find even more over at Collider. It looks like it really is White Boy Day.







There have been so many images of Mama posted online that I'm willing to bet you could make one hell of a flip-book and watch most of the movie. I also think Jessica Chastain looks really weird with the Carol Brady crop.







I also have one picture from Halle Berry's upcoming movie The Call and from Grown Ups 2. Yes, that's right. Berry continues to fart out forgettable movies and Adam Sandler gets a sequel. Breathe it in, kids.



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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • Kip Hackman

    All these people keep messing up their exorcisms and then demons show up, ugh, just call the Winchester boys and let them handle it.

  • meh

    I can't wait till you start calling things "Black Boy Day" when trying to stereotype a film.

  • TK

    Whoops, someone clearly didn't get the True Romance reference. There there, peanut. It's OK. Here you go.


  • Blake

    "a drug dealer named Alien (James Franco)"

    THAT's James Franco?

    Side note:

    I know Selena Gomez is 20 but I can't be the only one who gets an icky feeling when looking at those photos.

    How the hell did their agents sell this movie for them to sign on?

  • BlackRabbit

    Um..."You girls in bikinis will appeal to half the population and you'll make a lot of money"? Seems pretty simple. Might ask the roughly the same about most any potentially-bad film.

  • DeltaJuliet

    Looks like KFed, doesn't it?

  • joelboy

    It was based on a Houston rapper named Riff Raff, check him out he's AMAZING. One of the best performance artists of our time.

  • ,

    "The Last Exorcism 2, which is of course kind of a stupid title for a sequel"

    Exactly what I thought about all the "Final Destination" sequels.

    I hope there's a sequel to "Last House on the Left" and it's called "Wait! I think I see another one up ahead." "Where?" "Up there, on the left, see it, behind that big oak tree?" "That's not a house, it looks like a three-car garage" II.

  • Mrcreosote

    The Last Exorcism 2: We lied.

    The Last Exorcism 2: We clearly painted ourselves into a corner.

    The Last Excorcism 2: Like that" last" brownie you ate.

    The Last Exorcism also.

  • Fredo

    The Last Exorcism 2: Exorcism Harder

  • BlackRabbit

    The Last Exorcism 2: Hellier.

    The Last Exorcism 2: Second Verse Same As The First

  • Quatermain

    The Last Exorcism 2: Exorcism Boogaloo

  • Miley's Virus

    The Last Exorcism 2: The Exorcisening

  • Bert_McGurt

    The Last Waltz 2: It's Polka Time!

  • Fredo

    I know Brienne probably wouldn't give him a sword, but to leave Jaime Lannister with just a phone as protection? So unfair.

  • InternetMagpie

    Oh, Mama. Those trailers haunt my nightmares.

  • Bedewcrock

    i'm waiting for it to come out only so then i can read the spoiler on Wikipedia. that's all i can even bear. too scary. too too scary.

  • mats19

    It's not that scary but it's good ... don't read the spoiler you'll spend the whole movie rolling your eyes then and trying to figure it out.

  • Mr_Zito

    Jodi, when that's the case all you have to do is link to the trailer instead of embedding it.

  • Green Lantern

    Why don't they just retitle "Springbreakers" for what it is - "Jailbait: The Movie".

  • tiger

    You I see no under 18 Springbreakers. Sorry bud, they are all legal.

  • John G.

    "jailbait" puts the onus on the girls, but really it should be called "pedophile: the movie". I usually translate " Directed by Harmony Korine " as exactly that.

  • Idgiepug

    I don't know why I like to torture myself this way, but I went ahead and looked up Rachel Korine, thinking that Harmony might be pimping out his own kid, but no, apparently that's his wife up there prancing around in the bikini. He's a bit younger than I thought, but there's still 13-year age gap between the two. Ick.

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