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Exclusive: What's More Terrifying than a Fast Zombie? How About a Haitian Zombie?

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (23)



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Have you ever heard of a Haitian zombie? I hadn’t before today. Apparently, Haitian zombies are real, and have been documented. It goes a little something like this: A bokor is a voodoo sorcerer in Haiti, and it is said that he has the power to turn people into zombies essentially by sucking out a victim’s soul and trapping it in a bottle. The victim is then buried, and later, the bokor visits the grave, the bottle containing the victim’s soul is passed under the nose of the zombie, and then the bokor leads the dead person away, making it his zombie slave.

The reality — as documented by by Wade Davis in The Serpent and the Rainbow (among others) — is that this bokor actually uses some wicked-ass drug that contains the substance tetrodotoxin to paralyze the body. People believe the victim is dead. After the burial, if the person doesn’t die of suffocation or from the poison, the bokor will go back and fetch the victim from the grave, and then the victim will have to ingest another psychoactive drug — a “zombie cucumber” — which will cause the victim to lose his memory and enter a dissociative state. That person is then submissive, and the bokor makes it his slave. Basically, the zombie is a living corpse. And it scares the shit out of the village people.

These events actually happen in Haitian villages. In fact, so terrified of their loved one returning from the dead, many Haitains burn or dismember their family members before burial, an especially bad idea if the victim is actually still alive.

Anyway, back in September, there was a Men’s Journal article by Mischa Berlinski, which documented a lot of this (read the post — it’s enlightening and terrifying and engrossing and awesome). And now New Regency is making a horror movie based on the Haitain zombies and the Men’s Journal article. It’s fairly fascinating stuff, though who knows how badly New Regency will botch it, bend it, and exaggerate it to create their horror movie, which is being described as a movie about the “true phenomenon” whereby people are captured, tortured, buried alive, and turned into living zombies.

The project is still early in development, though horror movies often have a quick turn-around. It seems that the zombie genre has been otherwise exhausted (with George Romero basically shitting out the same movie over and over with diminishing results), save for adding the living dead to Jane Austen novels. This could be an interesting wrinkle if it’s done right, and with the right marketing, it could be huge. I mean: Of how many zombie movies can you say: “Based on true events”?









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Comments

Just wanted to say The Serpent and the Rainbow is an awesome movie. "I wanna hear you scream.."

Posted by: The Kilted Yaksman at April 13, 2010 12:55 PM

The Serpent and the Rainbow is one of my favorite movies, so this is interesting to me. I hope they don't fuck it up by running it in some weird direction.

Posted by: Snath at April 13, 2010 12:56 PM

I got Zombified on my wedding day!

*rimshot*

No, seriously, don't get married unless you want to turn into a mentally adrift dumbshit. I can barely turn on the shower now, let alone plan my day effectively.

Posted by: Kballs at April 13, 2010 1:20 PM

See, this is exactly why we have problems, Dustin. I've known about Haitian (Voodoo) zombies for years, while you learned today because of a new film project. I assume the real zombie phenomena is common knowledge, while you provide evidence to the contrary. For goodness sakes, what we call zombies for short are technically the living dead because they have nothing to do with the real Voodoo rituals. The earliest zombies in cinema were based in the Voodoo variety. One of these films was even nominated for a non-effects Oscar (rare for Horror): original score, King of Zombies. Should have won, too. That score is superb and basis of almost every other Voodoo-tinged horror film since. Excellent acting from Mantan Moreland, even if it is a racist shucking and jiving black role from the cinema days of yore.

But I forgive you. At least you're willing to learn. From a film based on a Men's Journal article.

Posted by: Robert at April 13, 2010 1:45 PM

Dustin, you really never heard of a Haitian zombie before today? So you never heard of The Serpent And The Rainbow before reading that article?

This could be awesome. Anything zombie is awesome, but this could be fresh and interesting. (Can't say "new," because it's not new, but it hasn't been front and center for a while.)

Posted by: MM at April 13, 2010 1:46 PM

I've heard of something that you haven't heard of! So you must be stupid!

Posted by: Skewicide Blonde at April 13, 2010 2:23 PM

wait....Haitian zombies aren't common knowledge? Huh.

Posted by: dr. pisaster at April 13, 2010 3:42 PM

"I've (along with a considerable number of other people with similar interests, education, and background) heard of something that you haven't heard of! So you must...um...have a small and surprising gap in your usually impressively-presented cultural awareness." Huh...not nearly as exciting.

But that's beside the point. You're seriously all taking Dustin to task for his lack of exposure to knowledge of Voodoo practices and not celebrating the fact that he dropped the term "Zombie Cucumber" in the middle of the article?

"Zombie Cucumber"? Sure it's a plant, but it's maybe also a goth-ska band, a gooey adult massager, a disgusting mixed drink, an heroic sexual position, or perhaps a political affiliation reflecting an all-consuming herd mentality coupled with a vegetative trance. Green state. It's the new red state.

Posted by: laredo at April 13, 2010 3:56 PM

I'm all for celebrating. I don't know why, but the phrase "zombie cucumber" makes me unfathomably giggly inside.

Wait. Hmm, maybe I do know why...

Ew.

Posted by: Janimal at April 13, 2010 4:19 PM

I hated "Serpent and the Rainbow" but that's because I loved the book. And the movie was nothing like the book. See that, I'm a cliche.

Posted by: Rob at April 13, 2010 6:06 PM

Last I heard, Colombian gangs had started using zombie powder in small doses to knock out their victims (by blowing it directly into their faces), take all their shit and run. When the victim wakes up, they have no recollection of the event and are way too out of it to do anything useful until it's too late. FUN TIMES.

Posted by: Nat Kittyface at April 13, 2010 7:04 PM

There's a pretty decent book called Cemetery Dance by Preston & Child that deals with zombies. . . fun read.

Posted by: Jami at April 13, 2010 7:55 PM

Yes, Haitian Zombies are real. So is the Chinese Black Lotus program. Seriously though, I have been reading this site for years and have only recently found it appropriate to post. I know this has little to do with the topic in general, but, holy shit,"The Walking Dead" has blown my mind since I saw the post on this site.

Being a Romero(Old School notld)and Max Brooks purist, I have been looking for something like this. Flame me if you like but, damn, its awesome.

Posted by: reluctantwinner at April 13, 2010 9:36 PM

You hit the coffin nail right on the head with"if its done right".

Posted by: bob at April 13, 2010 10:44 PM

bob, please don't mention "nails" when I'm already thinking about The Serpent and the Rainbow.

Posted by: Todd at April 14, 2010 11:02 AM

I actually knew that the whole zombie thing is Haitian in origin, but I think it was from a documentary about zombie movies. I thought "White Zombie" took place in Haiti, right?

Posted by: samantha t at April 14, 2010 12:28 PM

And it scares the shit out of the village people.

I bet it does. But it's okay. Because young man, there's a place they can go.

Posted by: Goldie at April 14, 2010 3:20 PM

Yeah, someone should tell those zombies to pick themselves up off the ground. There's no need to be unhappy. You can get yourself cleaned, you can get a good meal, life's not that bad, even as a walking undead mindless slave.

Posted by: BiblioGeek at April 15, 2010 5:21 AM

Agreed, very well written and can't wait for the second half.

Posted by: Imogen at December 11, 2010 9:26 PM

Agreed, very well written and can't wait for the second half.

Posted by: Emily at December 11, 2010 10:00 PM

Agreed, very well written and can't wait for the second half.

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