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Exclusive: Tyler Perry Dares to Mess With the Hitchcock

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (28)



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Tyler Perry, the successful director behind Racial Stereotype, Religious Exploitation, and Inspirationally Misogynist Piece of Shit, Too, is developing It Had to Be Murder, based on the same Cornell Woolrich 1942 short story that inspired both Hitchock’s Rear Window and Shia LaBeouf’s Disturbia.

The story is about Hal Jeffries, confined to a wheelchair with a broken leg and allowed only to survey the daily lives of his neighbors across the courtyard. He discovers that one of them is a murderer and that he’s the next victim.

Sound familiar?

The good news here is that Perry is only producing. The bad news is that he’s producing through his shingle, 34th Street Films, which he specifically started to bring in other writers and directors to extend Perry’s brand. Which is to say, he wants to develop a Rear Window that appeals to the sentiment of his demographic. In other words, we can look forward to Madea in a wheelchair.









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Comments

I shouldn't read stuff like this at night. I'm going to have nightmares now tonight, I just know it.

Posted by: Jeni at April 22, 2010 10:35 PM

I'm seriously surprised no one has wigged out and tried to kill this guy yet.

Posted by: blahblah at April 22, 2010 11:26 PM

I tried watching his stupid movie, but I never finish them. And now, Hitchock is rowing in his grave.

Posted by: MadClawMannn at April 22, 2010 11:36 PM

Oh no he didn'

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at April 22, 2010 11:41 PM

I'm meh on "Rear Window." I don't understand why *SPOILER!!!* at the end Jimmy Stewart doesn't just roll over and lock his damn door and then call the cops, sted of just sitting there listening to the footsteps in the hallway.

But Grace Kelly? My Godtopus is she fuckin' smokin' hot.

Posted by: , at April 23, 2010 12:28 AM

I'm assuming hijinx will ensue?
The horror. The horror.

Posted by: cinekat at April 23, 2010 4:33 AM

This is the first thing I read this morning. Why would you do this to me, Dustin? I was having such a good morning, too... my egg&cheese got a police escort, from Hot Cop, no less, my coffee is extra hot and delicious, and I got a little POTUSA on my iPod. Now I'm all GRRRRR.

Posted by: Anna von Beaversmack at April 23, 2010 8:44 AM

Oh, and , ,how can you be *meh* on Rear Window?! That movie is fantastic! Not to mention both classic and timeless! I can watch it again and again and it never gets boring. LOVE. I think you might have put on your crazypants today. Or last night, whenever that comment is from (too lazy to scroll back up).

Posted by: Anna von Beaversmack at April 23, 2010 8:46 AM

Rowles I can understand your anger with Perry for pissing on Hitchcock’s “Rear Window,” But the moment you mentioned Shia LaBeouf, he of the “Transformers” fame you lost all credibility.

Posted by: Pookie at April 23, 2010 8:46 AM

Come on. This will be awesome, people. Can you imagine Madea beating the shit out of a man who lives across the street because she thinks he murdered someone? It'll be hilarious.

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2010 9:11 AM

So there's a part of me that admires Tyler Perry for making movies for the Black audience, since most directors are still stuck in the 1980s "one token Black friend" approach to diversity. On the other hand, I have to think that many Black people do not enjoy constantly having the stereotype of the obese Black woman who says MMHMMM! all the time shoved in their faces instead of more interesting fare. I wouldn't have any problem with him remaking Rear Window if it really were just Rear Window with Black characters. Let's face it, Hitchcock didn't acknowledge the fact that non-blonde women exist, let alone Black people who weren't train porters. But if it takes the Medea route, then he's just insulting his audience by deciding they want to see nothing but cheap "girl, child" jokes.

Posted by: PaddyDog at April 23, 2010 9:18 AM

PaddyDog you give Perry way too much credit, black people are not confused about his stchick. Some people act as though Perry did the Vulcan mind meld on black people to make them come and see his movies. I used to say to myself why do white people like watching "Friends? I thought it was the most ridiculous thing on tv. But at no point did I question the intelligence of white people, but it seems to me that some white people question the intelligence of black people for even giving Perry the time of day.

Posted by: Pookie at April 23, 2010 9:49 AM

Tyler Perry is not a pretty woman.

Posted by: agent bedhead at April 23, 2010 9:56 AM

AvB, I like it up to about five minutes from the end.

And I like it that this kind of shlumpy slow-talkin' guy has this astonishing GF, because it reminds me of all the hot tail I had chasing me in my shlumpy, slow-talkin' youth.

Wait ... maybe that happened to somebody else.

Posted by: , at April 23, 2010 10:15 AM

Hey now, speak respectfully about the princess, ya brute.

Posted by: Jay at April 23, 2010 10:59 AM



Tyler Perry is not a pretty woman.

Posted by: agent bedhead at April 23, 2010 9:56 AM

He's no catch out of the dress and wig, either. Though he does tend to cast some smokin' hot men.

Posted by: Drake at April 23, 2010 11:30 AM

Fuck. I hate it when Pookie makes a good point.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at April 23, 2010 11:46 AM

Pookie:

I have no idea how you got from my comment that I was questioning the intelligence of Black people. Perhaps if you re-read it you will see it was quite the opposite point I was making. I have on many occasions questioned the intelligence of people, white, black and everything else but that's on an individual basis and never population-based. Although I admit I do question the intelligence of people who tune into American Idol every week.

Posted by: PaddyDog at April 23, 2010 1:48 PM

PaddyDog, Tracer Bullet agrees with me and he’s considered one of Pajiba’s top hipsters. What do you have to say about that?

Posted by: Pookie at April 23, 2010 2:34 PM

Oh Pookie!

All these years together and you think I would be the type to cave to peer pressure? If I were you I would apologize to Tracer for calling him a "Pajiba hispter". I stand by my statement, tragically non-hip though it be.

Posted by: PaddyDog at April 23, 2010 2:45 PM

Hipster . . . Where's my whoopin' stick?

I don't think PaddyDog was really questioning black folk's intelligence for liking Tyler Perry, but I have seen and heard plenty of people do just that.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at April 23, 2010 10:18 PM

"Fuck. I hate it when Pookie makes a good point."

Don't worry. I'm sure he'll be back to his misogynistic, mouth-breathing bullshit in no time.

Posted by: Craig at April 24, 2010 10:12 AM

These guys break my balls every chance they get, and this one here he don’t disappoint let me tell you.

Posted by: Pookie at April 24, 2010 12:57 PM

I see this as a good thing.
If the original movie is mentioned in interviews, etc., maybe his audience will discover Rear Window and think: wow, Tyler Perry and his movies are shit.

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Posted by: jack cosplay at February 24, 2011 11:45 PM

I'm meh on "Rear Window." I don't understand why *SPOILER!!!* at the end Jimmy Stewart doesn't just roll over and lock his damn door and then call the cops, sted of just sitting there listening to the footsteps in the hallway.

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