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Sharlto Copley for Men in Black; Unnecessary Plot Details on Seth MacFarlane's Movie

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (17)



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The Hollywood Cog has graced us with his presence, and for today, he leaves us with casting notes on a few projects.

Men in Black 3

Will Smith’s Men in Black sequel has already set Jemaine Clement and Josh Brolin (as a young Tommy Lee Jones). The Cog reports that apparently Gemma Arterton, Alec Baldwin, and Sharlto Copley are all in negotiations for roles in the film. Arterton would play a secretary in the 1969 version of MIB; Baldwin would play the 1969 MIB boss; and Copley would play a fast-talking Yoda type alien. Nicole Sherzinger has also been offered a cameo as Clement’s girlfriend. As previously reported, Emma Thompson has also been cast; she’ll play the head of MIB in modern day. Filming starts in November, and is expected to run through February.

2 Guns

2 Guns (Brotherhood) may reteam Wedding Crashers’ co-stars Vince Vaugh and Owen Wilson. The Blake Masters scripted action flick follows wo lawmen, neither of whom realizes the other is a “good guy,” as they plot to rob a bank together, having been assigned to do so by their employers, and then must figure out who the dirty money belongs to as their respective agencies try to hunt them down. Vaughn is attached and Wilson is interested in the project, currently set up at Universal. No director has signed on yet.

Teddy Bear

Finally, Mark Wahlberg — of all people — is considering the lead role in Seth MacFarlane’s Teddy Bear, a comedy about a 33 year old man whose Teddy Bear comes to life and poses problems for him as an adult when it gets in the way of a relationship with his girlfriend. The Teddy Bear is described as something that, I shit you not, likes to party, pick up women, smoke pot, and play video games. Oh, Seth MacFarlane; you’re such an imbecilic asshole. Note, too, that there are roles in the movie for a racist homosexual, a woman obsessed with talking about men shaving their assholes, and a “Jewish-looking” person who makes anti-Semitic remarks. In other words: Typical MacFarlane.











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Comments

Sharlito Copley? Is that a cross between that guy from District 9 and a Puerto Rican gangster?

Oh fuck me, why can't I spell his name? Noted and corrected. Thank you. -- DR

Posted by: Todd at October 13, 2010 6:32 PM

Posted by: chayes at October 13, 2010 6:43 PM

Hey kids! Have you eaten something lately that just doesn't agree with you? Would you feel better if you could just vomit it up and get it out of your stomach once and for all? Tried everything including ipecac and still just can't get ANY relief? Try the new treatment from Dr. Seth MacFarlane - Teddy Bear! Just one dose will have you throwing up every bit of food in your digestive tract!

TRY IT TODAY!

Posted by: stardust at October 13, 2010 6:43 PM

Teddy Bear? Sounds like a unfortunate revamp of Drop Dead Fred.

Posted by: jesstastic! at October 13, 2010 6:46 PM

That reminds me of the teddy bears from Conker's Bad Fur Day. Anyone else remember that foul-mouthed video game where cuddly critters set each other on fire with flamethrowers and decapitated each other with samurai swords?

Posted by: DarthCorleone at October 13, 2010 6:55 PM

Call me crazy, but I'm sure I read Two Guns. Wasn't it a comic put out by DC's Vertigo Imprint?

If it is, and if they follow the comic more closely than most adaptations (gods, there's a big if) then it could be a really good action movie.

Remind me to keep some fingers crossed. Not mine, of course, I might need those, but I'm sure I have some spares around here somewhere.

Posted by: Wintermute at October 13, 2010 7:09 PM

Her casting in Spiderman may lessen Stone’s interest in the project.

Oh fuck me, why can't I spell his name?

Posted by: Jay at October 13, 2010 7:10 PM

Minor correction, Two Guns was put out by Boom Studios in 2007. Five issue miniseries and a pretty good one at that.

So revise my cautious optimism up about three quarters of a notch.

Posted by: Wintermute at October 13, 2010 7:14 PM

Has Diablo Cody's clout in Hollywood already diminished so much that someone is rewriting her screenplay? That's what the Emma Stone/Diablo Cody item seems to suggest. I just ask why. Is she too busy filming Red Band Trailer and being pregnant to fix it herself? Or am I just reading too much into that wording? Is this normal? Going from Oscar winning screenwriter to one misfire (I blame Amanda Seyfried) to having all future work re-written?

Posted by: Robert at October 13, 2010 7:29 PM

Um, Time and a Half, they had the same plot line in a little show called General Hospital. Luke and Laura anyone?

Posted by: J9 at October 13, 2010 8:00 PM

I bet this teddy bear would kick the crap outta Wahlberg's teddy bear.

Posted by: Rykker at October 13, 2010 9:27 PM

A close-up of the badass evil teddy bear.

Posted by: Rykker at October 13, 2010 9:32 PM

That reminds me of the teddy bears from Conker's Bad Fur Day. Anyone else remember that foul-mouthed video game where cuddly critters set each other on fire with flamethrowers and decapitated each other with samurai swords?

Posted by: DarthCorleone at October 13, 2010 6:55 PM

No, but I swear Robot Chicken did this skit. Am I crazy? (Don't bother answering, I know the sad truth already.)

Posted by: Uriah Creep at October 13, 2010 11:37 PM

There goes Macfarlane stealing ideas again. This idea has been done numerous times in TV shows. A recebt example. in a episode Supernatural where in the they're in a town where wishes come true and kid wishes his giant teddy bear came to life. granted the teddy bear only watched the news and cried and eventually killed himself. whether it be a teddy bear, a cartoon character, or an animal. Shame on Wahlberg for wanting to be in this. Hopefully he reads the script and backs out. I could see Dane Cook doing this.

Posted by: Kevin L at October 14, 2010 5:21 AM

If my teddy bear came to life and started doing shit, I'd just kill it. Who'd arrest me?

Posted by: BWeaves at October 14, 2010 9:08 AM

You're haters who don't understand his genius. I'm sure he's wiping away his tears with some of the hundred dollar bills he sleeps on. Blah blah blah.

Signed,
BSlim.

Posted by: Eep at October 14, 2010 11:16 AM

i love all peopel lssl ototwueox and my name is and how old are you reviciicae

Posted by: Bernard Arrellin at January 28, 2011 10:45 PM


















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